(Little Bints or summat. Take your pick who’s offending who – Day Admin)

My apologies for trespassing once again upon your patience, but if like me you have never heard of ‘blackfishing’ other than as in the common name of <i>Dallia pectoralis</i>, then it is probably time you did.

Apparently, blackfishing is the practice of darkening your skin in order the better to be accepted by de bruvvas innit. Trout lipped and dyslexic nonentity Jesy (sic) Nelson has been vilified for getting a fake tan and thus appropriating BAME culcha:

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Mystic Komodo predicts that it will not be long before pale persons attempting to buy dark fake tans or booking more than 5 minutes on the sunbed will be arrested. And that the sole criterion for tanned persons entering the country will be that they are not sunstruck Caucasians.

MInd you, I’d do Jesy, tanned or not.

Nominated by: Komodo

(Had to do a double-take with the title, as I thought it read as “Blackfisting!” – Day Admin)
This is why I’m never alone in the same room as Day Admin – Night Admin.

Cycle lanes are sodding everywhere. They’re spreading like wildfire and are a complete cunt, especially those that have a barricade between the lane and the rest of the road.

I understand that they’re intended to encourage ‘green transport’ (not that our local lycra loonies need encouraging) but they seem to me to be a waste of time and money. Around our way they increase congestion whilst at the same appear largely unused, given that local cyclists either travel on the outside of the lane anyway, or race along on their traditional track known as ‘the pavement’. In short, they seem to be good for fuck all other than providing a repository for litter and a superb space for dog owners to let their mutts shit in.

By way of illustration, let me refer cunters to the idiocy of Nottingham County Council, which is being derided for wasting taxpayers’ money on the provision of what is probably the most pathetically useless cycle lane of all time.

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I dunno about ‘Cunt of the Year’, but this has got to be worthy of a special ‘Cunt of the Week’ award as far as these jobsworths are concerned.

Now don’t get me started again on speed bumps…

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Fellow Cunters, for your Cuntsideration:

Grifters blaming Brexit for all societal problems.

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Don’t blame it on sunshine
Don’t blame it on moonlight
Don’t blame it on the good times
Blame it on BREXIT

Cunting for the various politicians, journalists, screaming marxists and other assorted arseholes, who still refuse to accept the democratic will of the people of the United Kingdom.

See here: https://ig.ft.com/sites/elections/2016/uk/eu-referendum/ exactly how we voted-an excellent interactive site, which I have shown to various “associates” since the referendum. It disavows some off the myths surrounding the referendum results.
The number of people who blamed Brexit on “thick northerners”, “racists”, “xenophobes”, “misogynists”, “homophobes” &amp; of course “gammons”, was laughable.

Fuel Crisis-Brexit.
Pandemic handling-Brexit.
Food shortages-Brexit.
Dark-Keys rampaging-Brexit.
Rivers flooding-Brexit.
Global Warming-Brexit.
England losing-Brexit.

They just cannot face the reality. Most people do not live in a metropolitan bubble, they live in the real world that has seen 40 years of poorly or uncontrolled immigration, impact their lives adversely.

They were pissed off with the ruling classes sneering at them.
What did they fucking expect would happen, when the country were given a clear choice?

How many members of parliament voted “Leave”, I wonder?

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Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

For those who don’t know, this cunt underpaid for two packs of Jaffa Cakes at a charity tuck shop set up at Halifax police station, putting just 10p in the tin as opposed to the actual price of £1.

He then changed his story multiple times to try and get away with it and avoid a misconduct charge.

Regardless of whether the charity in question is a genuinely worthwhile one, or just another front for executives to line their pockets, PC Dwyer’s brazen cheapskate attitude and willingness to lie AS A SERVING OFFICER when convenient marks him out as a huge cunt.

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Nominated by:General Tso’s Chiggun

Yet another Demi!

What is it about that name. You get Demi’s all over the fucking place.

Demi Lovato, cunt extraordinaire, Google her, I’m not doing your homework for you, and now this other spacious twat who feels the need to exhibit her artificial body and face all over the media, who are only to happy to indulge her. Can’t think why.

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest