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Thursday 11th November was armistice day, the 103rd anniversary of the end of the first world war – a war we fought alongside France as an ally…. but the French are not an ally anymore.
We agreed to pay France £55 Million to help curtail the huge number of illegals crossing the channel from France to the UK, and what is the result ?
On Thursday, 1,185 migrants crossed the English Channel by boat to reach the UK. The French authorities stopped 99 others.

So far this year, 23,000 migrants have entered this country illegally by channel crossing, the overwhelming majority being young males.
No documents. No background checks.

They could be hardened criminals. They could be terrorists. They could be rapists or child molesters. They could be decent people seeking a chance to work hard for a better life. They could be coming to get a house, healthcare and benefits all free curteosy of GB mugs. They could also be carrying covid or all manner of infectious illness. We’ll never know, because they aren’t vaccinated or even tested for covid.

The UK government does nothing… “nothing to see here” – meanwhile they want to sack any health worker who isn’t vaccinated, and lecture the rest of us on how important another booster jab is.

What a bloody shambles……. Another nail in the coffin of ‘Great’ Britain 🙁

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

And there’s this from Fuglyucker

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These illegal immigrants are landing here in droves, what the fuck is going on about stopping this from happening, what happened to Pritstick Patel supposedly sorting this out, nothing, fuck all, jack shit is the answer to to that, the lazy, good for nothing, useless cunt makes all the right noises and pulls all the right faces, looking like that rug muncher from Alien, but is as much use as a pig roast in at ramadam.

While she is making a song and dance about sending 4 Jamokes back to the land of ganja, 400 probably waaaaay more that than that, Calais crossers have arrived here, what happened to all the hot air she spouted when she got the job, so as i see it she has done fuck all about the fucking immigrant scroungers turning up and with all the hot air she has produced has had a massive affect on global warming,

Prit stick Patel is a useless cunt, same as all the fuckers she is supposed to be stopping from landing in our fucked up country.

Richard Ratcliffe has ended his second or possibly third hunger strike.

He is like that kamikaze pilot who flew 27 missions- he doesn’t get the point of what he is meant to do. I have more respect for Bobby Sands.

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Nominated by: Guzziguy

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A couple of years ago our fridge/freezer packed in. I cunted the fucker for all the inconvenience it caused us, not to mention the cost of buying a relacement. Well lo and behold, said replacement has duly gone on the fritz, springing an even bigger leak than its bastard predecessor. These days an amoeba has a longer life cycle.

Out came the engineer, and after some sucking in of breath and rubbing of chin, a professional opinion was proferred. ‘It’s fucked’ says he. ‘John Lewis can no longer supply a like-for-like replacement on this model, so call the warranty company, quote this reference, and you’ll get a full refund’.

And so it began. Ordeal by phone loop.
*brrrr…brrrr…*
‘Hi. Pleased be advised that your call may be recorded for training and security purposes. Details of our privacy policy can be found at burble blah… in order to connect you to the appropriate advisor, please select from one of the following six options burble blah…’.

*brrrr…brrr…*
‘Hi. Your call is important to us. All of our advisors are currently busy. Please hold, and we will connect you as soon as the next advisor is available…’.
*onset of cheesy music*. A minute or so passes…
‘Your call is important to us. All of our advisors…’.

And the loop of hell continues, along with your growing frustration and uncertainty. Do you hold, not knowing how long you might end up holding for, or do you hang up, knowing that you’ll only have to go through the whole piss-boiling cycle again later? I chose the former option, only to grow more angry with every fucking ‘your call is important to us…’.

So after 47 minutes of utter frustration, I finally got through to the most world-weary advisor I’ve ever heard. Time from the beginning of call to completion of the arrangement for refund; one hour one minute.

At least I was able to curb the urge to take my anger out on the poor sap at the other end of the line. It’s not his fault. For all I know, in fact he could have been the only ‘advisor’ working. The fault lies with the companies concerned; is it too much to ask that they might at least advise of average waiting time, or the caller’s place in the queue? Is it too much to ask that they could offer a call-back service at busy times? Apparently yes, it fucking well is.

Let’s face it; customer service is the last thing on the mind of most businesses out there. Their primary concern is the bottom line on the balance sheet, and customer service doesn’t bring in any lolly to add to the plus side. I don’t think they actually care for us at all in this respect.

Wouldn’t it be nice if they upped their game, and instead of telling us how important our call was to them, they started to fucking act as though it really was? ‘Your call is important to us’ my fucking arse.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

A cunting please for the dishonest anti-British lawyers, and the great ignorant left wing bastard citizens that prevented 33 African criminal cunts to be deported yesterday.

Only 4 of the old lags left. One of those smug, self satisifed lawyer bastards even twisted the knife by claiming it was wasting the tax-payers money.

Well, if it hadn’t been for him and his sort, we could have cleared out 37 pieces of criminal shit rather than just 4. Who are the stupid ignorant cunts who sign these petitions::

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Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

I often have to wait in a print shop for work to be done and have noticed that the walls are covered with “inspirational” slogans and “motivating” quotes that would drive me mad if I had to work there.

Here is a sample to illustrate the sheer crassness and banality of the “message” behind them: “Negative Thinking Banned Here”, “Live, Love and Laugh”, “Do Everything with Love, “Live Your Dream”, “Every Setback is an Opportunity”, “You Learn More from Failure than Success”, “Don´t Regret the Past – Learn from It”, “You Get the Best View After the Toughest Climb” and “Today´s Gonna be Fuckin´ Awesome”.

Is anybody really inspired or motivated by this kind of muddled mushy drivel?
Whatever happened to “You don´t have to be crazy to work here but it helps”? Presumably in today´s world of globalspeak and universal wokeness the word “crazy” would not be used in case it offended some nutcase, oops sorry poor misunderstood victim soul.

Nominated by: Mr Polly