Insulate Britain activists are cunts, some of these wankers have been jailed which is the least they deserve, i have just listened to some silly bitch spouting of on the news about how unfair it all is.
Now these cunts are going to go on hunger strike outside the courts to free their brothers in arms.
If i lived closer i would wander past every night with a steaming hot bag of chips with loads of vinegar, just so these worthless cunts can smell them.
They are probably Vegans anyway, so fuck em, let them starve.
Zero fucks given from me, good luck tits i hope it goes on for months….cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

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With all that is happening in the world you could be forgiven for missing this. Forget the recent COP26 eco-jizz fest or the migrant crisis on the Belarus/Poland border, no, the real pressing issue is a national shortage of Walkers crisps – an IT fuck up and not Brexit for a change. And for little Ava, specifically oven baked sea-salt flavour as this is all she eats along with toastie waffles and baby fruit puree.

Naturally she suffers from the latest trendy pseudo eating disorders, ‘avoidant or restrictive food intake disorder’ probably diagnosed via Mumsnet. The parents in this shit show are of course indulging her, scouring stores across Leicestershire trying to track down elusive packets rather than telling her what all our parents told us, “eat what you are given and be grateful for it”. You give in to this sort of shit and you are storing up problems for years to come on little arseholes who never hear the word “no” and know what buttons to push from piss weak parents to get their own way.

Anyway I hope they do find some before they have to do the unthinkable, grow a spine and make her eat some real food. Maybe Bob Geldof could do a Live Aid style appeal for sea-salt crisps? At least the Ethiopian weren’t fussy cunts.

Or maybe St Gary has a spare box or two in his garage that his refugee didn’t eat.

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Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Well, someone has to cunt this cunt.

Apparently, she is going to appeal her conviction, as she is innocent, yes right, Claudia, the Secret Service framed you with cleverly doctored recordings of phone calls.

Excuse me if I display ignorance of our judicial system, but isn’t an appeal held in an appeals court, with a judge, not a magistrate? The appeal has to have evidence not previously given in the original trial, surely? If she was innocent, why did she not demand a court trial and produce this evidence?

Finally, is this thick cunt, who thinks Beroos is a country and dialling 121 instead of 141 will withhold her number, aware that a judge can and will set aside the original sentence in favour of a more severe one?

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

And here’s another, this time from Cuntybollocks

Our institutionally racist justice system

Token diversity hire MP, Claudia Webbe, was today given a suspended sentence after the prolonged campaign of harassment of a love rival. Threats included throwing acid at the rival and sending nude photos of her to her own children. Behaviour not becoming of a Member of Parliament. There was no doubt as to her guilt, the victim had the intelligence to record her unwanted phone calls.

But despite this overwhelming evidence and abusing her position of power (would you feel more threatened by the bloke in the chippy or an MP phoning you with threats?), there will be no jail time for Webbe.

Webbe whipped out the race card before sentencing, and I believe the judge shat himself and didn’t give her what she deserved. Prison time. Webbe, of course, has shown no remorse and is going to appeal. She will not be standing down, and will cling to the gravy train for as long as possible, of course. Absolutely no fucking shame whatsoever. She says she is innocent, despite being recorded. These were ‘courtesy calls’ you see. And the judge and courts are racist, she claims. On top of this, the judge noted that Webbe kept referring to herself as the victim during the trail.

Well, when these and other race baiters create an entire existence around victimhood, this is the obvious result. She could be videoed eating live white babies, and still claim to be the victim, I have no doubt about that.

Compare and contrast with the somewhat timely conviction yesterday of Jonathan Best, for making a 17 second racist video rant, aimed at the black footballers who missed penalties for England in the Euro final. He posted it on Facebook (doh!) It came out he’d had several shots of spirits and about 12 pints of beer when he made it (and posted it). He was fucking clearly hammered in the video. He regretted it and deleted it when he finally sobered up after his sister called him and told him to take it down.

He gets 10 weeks in prison.

Yes, 10 weeks in prison (and life ruined, no doubt) for a one off, and admittedly stupid, but drunken post on social media.

No prison for a black MP, after showing no remorse after a prolonged campaign of harassment, involving extreme threats of genuine, potentially life changing and disfiguring violence.

One has to ask, ‘is it cos he is white, innit?’

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Being well into middle age I always thought gout was something that overweight, port swilling country gentlemen in tweed suffered from.

Oh how wrong I was.

A month or so ago, I felt a bit of pain in my big toe whilst perambulating the hound’s. Nothing to be concerned about and probably just bruised I thought.

The next day the pain got worse, In fact much, much worse as I limped around site in steel toe boots, trying not to be a miserable fucker to all who I encountered.

By the end of the day I needed help to pull off my site boots because my foot had swollen to twice the normal size. At this point I thought I had broken my toe somehow. Such was the searing, throbbing agony.

Getting in from work I needed something to take the edge off, so poured a large glass of single malt from the cupboard and downed it in one. Big fucking mistake.

It turns out that the last thing you need when suffering from gout is booze. I didn’t know this and spent the entire night in agony, trying not to let anything touch my toe. In this respect, I failed miserably and woke up screaming several times during the night when the duvet gently brushed against my foot.

The next morning I tried to get an urgent appointment with my GP. No dice. He is still hiding behind his sofa and the only way of getting this looked at was to head to A&E.

One taxi ride and a four hour wait in the company of pissheads and junkies later, it is confirmed as gout and some seriously strong anti inflammatory pills were prescribed, which eventually did their thing about 24 hours later.

Returning to work the following day and still limping like an aspiring rapper, I was surprised to find out how many other blokes suffer from this.

If any fellow cunters suffer from gout, you have my sympathy. It is one truly painful ailment that can go fuck itself.

Gout is without a doubt one colossal cunt.

Nominated by: Odin

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When Facebook and a number of other social media sites went offline across the globe for a few hours two or three weeks or so ago, it got me thinking into how precarious we lead our lives when we engross ourselves with things we’ve let ourselves become dependent on but have no real control over.

For those 6 or 7 hours tens of millions of people became “unplugged”, and there was no contingency for any of them to reconnect until someone else sorted the problem out on their behalf.

Yes, they could fall back to other social media sites they’re aligned to, but it isn’t quite the same thing when you find yourself unable to access your personal/business profile on your Facebook page.

Moreover, a few days ago here in the Lake District we had several hours without water. Several thousand people were affected, while United Utilities investigated the problem. And again for that period of time we were completely at the whim/mercy of some 3rd party in order for our lives to be reconnected – this time with water.

Similarly, ISP and mobile provider, EE, also went offline 3 weeks ago in certain areas of the Lake District, and is still offline for some people even now. The problem revolves around a mast that was damaged in a storm. EE engineers went out to investigate, but because the mast is on private land, the landowner is refusing EE to enter his property. And therefore thousands of people cannot use their phones or internet devices until a solution is found.

One of my customers rang me up one evening to say the hard drive on his computer had suddenly died and he couldn’t boot his machine. I asked him if he had been backing up his data. He said “No, I haven’t got time for all that messing about!” Therefore, he was totally fucked because he had lost everything!

Then there was the closure of some fast food retailers during and just after lockdown, and again millions of customers couldn’t get their daily/weekly fix because the shops were shut, and there was an outcry on social media. They knew the restaurants were closed but the silly cunts still turned up at the drive-through just to be absolutely sure!

These are just 5 examples, but of course there are many, many more that we would commonly call “First World Problems”

Buses/trains/planes being cancelled at the last minute
Electric power cuts
ATMs out of order
Demonstrators/Protesters blocking roads and motorways
Strikes by teachers, hospital staff, car workers, transport workers, postal strikes
Computer/tablet/phone failure
Food/petrol shortages
Pandemics

Even losing your car/house keys; or the battery on your mobile phone running flat when you need it most and you’re miles away from a charging point, can suddenly turn your regular life-pattern upside down, albeit temporarily.

I suppose it proves in someway how a crisis, both personal or national, can disrupt our lives no matter how small or relatively trivial. And in most cases we never have a Plan B so immersed/dependent have we become on all those resources we so take for granted and never really think about until there’s a disruption and it becomes an issue.

Nominated by: Technocunt