I have just watched a report and I thought it was a wind up, or maybe an early April fool.

Well it isn’t and Warwick University need a cunting

It seems that students may be upset by trigger warnings, you know letting them know that the content of the material they are being exposed to may contain things like, for example, homophobia. This is so the poor darlings can prepare themselves to be able to cope with hurty words.

The poor darlings are sooooo sensitive they may even be upset by the word trigger, so trigger warnings have been replaced by ‘content notes’ (see, this why I thought it was a joke)

I think anyone who is so sensitive should stay clear of University, in fact stay clear of anything and spend their lives in a dark soundproof room or maybe a dose of compulsory military service would give them a fucking backbone.

Can it get any worse ?

Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

And on a slightly different tangent it would seem minorities don’t like the trigger word “Christmas” according to CuntyMort

Daily Mail News Link

Wokies and Ethnics

Having seen this puke inducing load of bollocks, I thought I would share it with you fellow cunters.

It seems that the woke and ethnics might be offended by the term Christmas. Oh dear how sad, tell you what it is Christmas so fuck off and go back to bongo bongo land or fly blown spot on the globe. As I recall this is still a christian country. If Christmas offends you please feel free to fuck off. For the woke cunts Unkle T’s oven is over there please feel free to use it now.

One unexpected bonus after Christmas I only work one day. Lovely.

Daily Mail News Link

£450 for a child’s present is an obscene amount to begin with…£1,000 is fucking ridiculous. I wonder how many of these parents claim free school meals at the same time?…and I’m fucking certain that all of the Cunts will be claiming child-benefit.

They are not “being forced” to pay over the odds..it’s just that they are too weak to say “No”….and it’s their nasty,pasty-faced,weedy brats that will suffer in the long run…the idle little Fuckers should be given a pair of rugby boots and told to go and learn a Man’s game instead of sitting around playing some fucking computer game.

I also noticed in the local paper an article about an “Angel Tree” in the local garage/spar shop….apparently kids whose parents use the local food-bank write down a present that they would like to receive on a cardboard angel…the angel is then hung on the tree and people who use the shop can pick which present to buy for the “deprived” whelp….

It’s a fucking outrage….rural Northumberland is not a hot-bed of poverty and even if it children’s’ parents will be receiving enough taxpayers’ money to feed and care for the Sods without also buying them fucking presents…I bet the wishes aren’t for ” a satsuma and a handful of mixed nuts” either..they’ll be for a fucking £450  computer game or £200 pair of trainers.

I’ve a fucking good mind to take the chipper down and throw the “Angel” tree and it’s begging notes straight in.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

(Probably Brexit’s fault for the PS5 shortage! – Day Admin)

I would like to nominate our current Conservative Government as perpetual cunts.

This cabal of cunts were elected on the primary promise of “getting Brexit done”. Other headline policies included “controlling immigration” and “not raising National Insurance”.

They have done none of these things. We have an awful BRINO deal with the EU, illegal immigration levels on the South Coast have reached staggering record levels, and National Insurance is being hiked next year.

Then there are the details that nobody voted for [a lot of which have recently been comprehensively nominated separately on this site]:

* Petrol and diesel cars to be banned with no practical or affordable alternatives available;

* Houses with less than an EPC C rating to be banned from being sold, rented or mortgaged (80% of UK housing stock);

* Gas and oil boilers to be banned;

* Heat pumps, expensive systems incapable of being a primary heat source for 80% of UK housing stock, to be pushed as alternatives;

* Northern Ireland abandoned to the ECJ and the whims of the EU;

* The State Pension Triple Lock has been discarded despite the UK State Pension being the meanest in the developed world and the SPTL being designed to address this in circumstances such as now (and, yet another, reneged manifesto promise);

* Council Tax has been set up for yet another big increase next year;

* Then there’s “sleaze” – MPs taking second jobs, that they possibly wouldn’t get without their influence as an MP, for up to ten times an MP’s already generous £80k salary;

* Forgive me for singling out Sir Geoffrey Cox here – £800k earned while being absent from Parliament giving legal advice to the British Virgin Islands Government on (guess what?!) a corruption enquiry;

* Continuing to pay the EU €475 billion – for what exactly????;

* And, saving the best for last, the UK’s commitment to “Net Zero” is estimated to cost (the plebeians) an eye watering £3.2 trillion!

I could go on (and on, and on) but I probably need to go and lie down in a darkened room having thought about all of this!

Nominated by: Mikdys

Links:

edfenergy Link

Boiler Ban Link

Petrol Ban Link

LBC News Link

Ireland Brexit News Link

NIC News Link

Pension Triple Lock Link

Council Tax Rise Link

Tory Sleaze Link

Net Zero Cost

More Tory Sleaze

Tory Plans Link

UK Brexit Bill Link

Property Market on the Brink

As if anything needed to be added, Jeezum Priest does the business with this:

First of all there was Donald Trump, a mad haired lunatic, but we weren’t jealous because we had a mad haired lunatic all of our very own.
Now there’s Joe Biden, rambling senile cunt, and guess what folks, we apparently have one of our own as well, in the form of the one, the only Boris Johnson.
For your entertainment and not to be taken seriously, because who the fuck can any more?

Boris is a twat – link!

Please please allow a Cunting for strictly come woke, right on , tick all the boxes, diverse, tran, gay anti normal dancing.

Currently on holiday in Fuerteventura bit too much sun and way too much beer ? means mrs everyonesacunt and I have retreated back to barracks where she has put this fucking shit fest on the telly. Normally I refuse to watch tv but she would call me a light weight if I fucked off to bed.

What a pile of shit this is. Claudia the fucking fringe. What a twat. The northern bit of Totty with Bernard Mannings accent. Anton I’m important beck. Shirley the face lift. G ay dancers Two fucking blokes holding hands and mincing around the floor. And who what the fuck is the guest judge Cynthia Erivo. I honestly thought she had a bone ? stuck though her nose.

So glad I don’t watch telly at home and pay the tax to fund such a bag of cunt. Ps some fucking child man singer mid way through the pile of shite sounded like winkle tits having her fringe shaved ? off. Mrs everyonesacunt informed me he’d appeared on one of Cowells karaoke shows.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

and seconded by: Cuntflu

I have to walk past the idiot lantern on my way to smoke politely outside. I try to avoid even looking at its wonderful glowing colours.

As I wandered past It caught my eye that two men were dancing together. But the thing that irritated me more than anything was the peaky blinders hats.

I’ve accepted that TV is fucking wank and it’s normal for men to dance together. BUT, I instantly know if I see a man wearing that kind of hat, he is straight into the cunt memory box.

Therefore your honour, I second this nomination, and would like to request a separate nomination for those fucking ‘ I’m obviously a cunt hats ‘.

A cunting please for nonentity lard-arse Kim Kardashian please, for paying some airline to dump an entire Afghan women’s football team and their numerous relatives (totalling 130 cunts) on the UK.

If this Yank is so keen to take these unfortunates out of Afghanistan why not arrange to have them delivered to the U.S. where she could visit them on a daily basis to see how they’re faring? Presumably cos America would have told them to fuck right off, even with Creepy Joe in charge.

Not Blighty though, uncontrolled open door immigration is the name of the game here.

Fat fucking virtue signalling billionaire slutbitch.

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Nominated by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff

And seconded by: Geordie Twatt

I’d like to second Ruff Tuff’s nomination, but also suggest a beneficial outcome to the issue.

How about getting the entire team to sign for Newcastle United? With all their new-found riches, the Toon could easily afford to house, feed and clothe the 130 Afghan hangers-on. And I’d expect the team to show a marked improvement over the useless bunch of girls playing for them at the moment. So surely a win-win solution.

PS Kim Kardashian gives filthy, lardarsed whores a bad name.