I’ve been watching a bit of this year’s World Snooker tournament. It’s been pretty enjoyable overall.

However, I keep hearing (pundits mostly, but a few players too) saying this player or that player is ‘tired’ or ‘fatigued’.

Fucking tired!?

Their ‘job’ is to do what some of us pay to do as a relaxing leisure activity. They get paid very, very well for doing this too (if a top player at least.)

I don’t bemoan them that. They’re very talented people and have practiced and perfected their games after years of effort.

But fucking exhausted?

What? For about a 2-3 hour session of okaying snooker? Maybe another one in the same day after a 4 hour or so break? Six hours a day max? Some days off during the competition? Some days with just one session (about 2-3 hours usually.)

My heart fucking bleeds.

Try working on a building site 40 hours a week or even in a high pressure corporate job for 80 hours a week.

Fucking playing snooker for a very nice living and you’re ‘exhausted’? For a sport where you walk, stand still or sit for a couple of hours a day, with loads of time off. And if you need anything grabbing a ref gets if for you. Fuck, when I play it AFTER working all week, my mates and I even spot our own fucking balls, score the games and rack the balls. And we’re not tired after 5 hours and 8 pints. Some of the old fatties in the working men’s club snooker room are not exactly athletic either.

Did I miss something? Do these ‘poor likkle snooker pros’ now need to do 50 push ups before every shot? Are these millionaires worrying about their bills? Maybe when the other guy’s potting away, they need to do star jumps with weights attached to their arms and legs? Maybe I missed Mark Williams carrying a full brickie’s hod around the arena? Does Judd Trump need to scale the Crucible walls to get in via the roof and walk down the stairs on his hands every day?

99.9% of people, if they had such a talent, would snap their fucking hands off to have such a cushy job.

Get to fuck! ‘Tired’ my arse.

You shouldn’t believe your fucking luck!

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

A cunting for the latest Buzz phrase ‘The right side of History’

It’s been thrown around a lot these days, particularly now with the situation in Ukraine but compare what is happening with Yemen, condemnation of Saudi and Iran using Yemen to fight a proxy war.

The West is now heading in the same direction to use Ukraine to fight a proxy war against Russia. Comments like ‘weaken Russia’ (Lloyd Austin) point to the desire to escalate the conflict. Russia now saying they will cut off gas to Poland and Bulgaria and Liz Truss wanting to supply war planes to Ukraine.

Back to the right side of history, we heard it from the four vandals who destroyed public property in Bristol, guilty of an offence but justified by being ‘on the right side of history’

History is what has happened, being in the right side cannot be determined until all the consequences of an action have happened. If the destruction of a statue in Bristol had led to civil unrest, further major destruction of public property in any cause where the excuse would be being on the right side of history then the Bristol example could be seen as the wrong side of history, setting an unwelcome president.

India must take a different stance over Ukraine – Russia, otherwise they will be on the wrong side of history

I know this concept is a little vague but just saying being on the right side of history is complete bollocks

Nominated by: Sick of it

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(The New Doctor : Ncuti Gatwa – Day Admin)

I would like to take this opportunity to offer the current guardian’s of “Dr Who” for a cunting.

On my return this afternoon from the golf ?️‍♀️ course the radio voice in my car said that the new doctor Who would be played by a Scottish actor. The said his name but it didn’t really sound very Scottish therefore I looked this up when I got back home.

See link please. BBC News Link

Well now I’ve tried to read his name I’m still at a loss of how to pronounce it. From the picture he looks more like a half of Guiness than a pint of heavy.

To me just another effort to be inclusive and tick boxes rather than follow the creators take on his creation. And it’s a Cunt.

That’s all folks A Cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

And seconded by: Sixdog Vomit

Seconded!

A cunting for predictability above anyone else. We all suspected that the BBC would follow a woman with a black person and he’s also an anal
Inspector.

How transparent is the BBC’s priority of pushing work agenda above quality entertainment?

Wonder how many more will cancel their license now?

Dr Who doesn’t exist anymore, the evil ones have taken over.

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And there’s even more. This time from Norman

The BBC are cunts again…

Didn’t see this coming, did we? There are Daleks on Skaro who knew the next one was going to be black. Ah, but has the lad been chosen because of his acting skills, or because of his skin colour?

I think we all know the answer to that one. After all, this is the BBC we are talking about.

Still, it could be worse. At least it’s not another fucking woman…

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..and more. This time from Lord of the Rings

Russell T Davies, the BBC and Ncuti Gatwa? (me neither?)

photo : Guardian Photo Link

link : Radio Times Link

Rwandan/Scottish !! ‘star’ Ncuti Gatwa (who ?) has been announced by the BBC knobs and grinning moron Russel T’wat’ Davies to replace Jodie ‘I’m shit’ Whittaker as the new Doctor Who(gives a shit).

I won’t be watching, as I quit soon after Jodie ‘breathless – look I’m zany’ Whittaker fucked things worse than they’d already got.

Did the BBC even have a white heterosexual on the short list ? I fucking doubt it.

Just as an aside, I was at ‘Star City’ on Saturday to watch ‘Thunderball’ as they are showing all the Bond movies….

Despite the news media constantly telling me that ‘Black/ethnics’ are a minority and repressed by the ‘white privileged’ majority, as a Caucasian male, I represented maybe 5% of the people milling around……welcome to 21st Century Great Britain

Claudia Winkleman is a cunt,

this fucker gets on my nerves, due to those stupid adds she does, her silly voices, the knowledge that loads of people she works with took a pay cut so she could have a pay raise, but mostly because of her fucking stupid hair.

If there was ever anyone who needs a down to the wood hair cunt, its this cunt, fuck off Claudia and take that stupid mop with you, don’t you own a mirror?…

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Nominated by: Fuglyucker

.(“You’re my best mate you are!” : Tweedledumb & Tweedledumber – Day Admin)

“A man with very high standards!” and one who has not relented in his Party Gate flack, directed at Johnson and Sunak. “Well I really think it’s time to give that one a rest. But I guess as a former D.P.P. you might think it gives you some reason, and I guess your timing has been impeccable.

But really if you think about it, the collateral damage done should have been a lot worse. Doesn’t that tell you something about yourself? Well sir! The Durham police are reopening their case on Beer Gate, so I suggest you shut the fuck up forthwith.and with any luck, you and your beer drinking buddies, will all get punished as well.

I will then have 6 of what you had, as I expect you have high standards with beer.

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Nominated by: Lord Scunthorpe

And here’s another one, this time from Fuglyucker

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Kier Starmer is a cunt, the liar, liar pants on fire calling cunt who loves nothing more than criticizing Boris the idiot for the slightest little thing has now been caught out doing virtually the same thing and is pulling the same bollocks excuses about technically not breaking the law…

What a wanker, this is supposed to be the guy who will do a better job than the bag man of running the country.

Normally with these fuckers at least one of the cunts is better than the other, but i dont know in this case, they are both full of shit, both trying to fuck each other over, the only reason Boris the buffoon got in, is because he was slightly less of a cunt than that wizened oil fuck, Comrade Corbin.

Last time i voted for Nigel Forage and as did lots of others and as soon as he was looking strong the prick bottled it, so this time i voted by not voting, they are all elevens on the cunt scale, especially Starmer, fuck em all.

The house of cretins is a steaming pile of pig shit populated by useless, lying, porn watching, rule breaking cunts…..

And here’s another, this time from Sick of it

A fuck of cunting for Sir Kweer.

The cunt has now gone on record that he will step down if he gets a fixed penalty fine over Beergate, it also appears that because the press have outed Angie (she wasn’t there but she was) she will fuck off if she gets a fine.

On the face of it seems that this shows his integrity but does it, there are two things to think about, firstly, has he had legal advice that rules weren’t broken and that there is very little chance he will be fined so he is on safe ground.

Secondly, by making this public statement he had put pressure on Durham police, they may claim that they will be fair and impartial but there is the nagging issue that should they give him a fine for what is in effect a very minor breach of the law it will end his career.

Kweer is a cunt, all the calls for Boris to resign has bit his arse but his cuntishness has reached new highs with his latest statement.

My guess is that he will not get a fine, but I hope he does (and scumbag Angie)

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