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Dead Pool [75]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Well done to Mr Bastard who correctly predicted The Likely Lads actor and much loved British star Rodney Bewes would be the next dead dude.Bewes was 79 and missed his 80th Birthday by just 6 days.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 75.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

David Cassidy
King Michael of Romania
Kamala (Wrestler)
Liam Miller
Johnny Hallyday

Dead Pool [74]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Congratulations to Gutstick Japseye for correctly predicting that evil mass murdering neo-Nazi cult (cunt) leader Charles Manson would be the next dead cunt

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 74.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

David Cassidy
King Michael of Romania
Stirling Moss
Morgan Tsvangirai
Robert Mugabe

Paloma Faith

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I did catch the news yesterday re the frog-faced, warbling, cockney arsehole bringing her child up gender neutral.

I suspect this all started as a fashion statement amongst the Notting Hill chattering classes and has now been fully endorsed by our beloved politicos who learned of the concept whilst participating at their dinner parties.

Paloma Faith certainly has questionable talent; she hasn’t had much publicity in recent weeks and therefore is running low on celebrity oxygen. Enduring her singing is akin to castration with a cheese grater. I second a merciless and sustained cunting for her.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback

Sat next to her once in an Islington reataurant. Loud mouth opinionated slapper.

Nominated by Kravdarth

Ed Sheeran [3]

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That tuneless ginger gargoyle cunt, Sheeran, has said that his cycling injury (which he has whored all over social mong media and not shut the fuck up about!) has caused problems in his sex life… I presume by that, he means his arm injury has put the mockers on him wanking every night (probably over a picture of himself)… Let’s face it, who in their right mind would shag the ginger gremlin? Oh, I forgot, he’s famous and has got money….

Nominated by Norman

Tom Bradby

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Slightly off piste but relevant all the same. I am struggling to understand why that smug, arrogant; fucking willy warmer Tom Bradby of ITV news fame has not yet been royally cunted.

This cunt has a centre left opinion on e everything and he thinks he is some fucking funny wise guy.

Why the cunt can’t just deliver the news without putting his own cheesy slant on proceedings is beyond me.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback