‘Brown’ Nosing In High Places


A bit previous I know. But as Johnson leaves the race, our wonderful BBC has wet themselves at the almost certain victory of the Dark Skinned one.
Now this is not the main target of my cunting, but this is. The Black and Brown drift to Rishi was almost instantaneous upon Boris backing off. What we have is a ring of itinerants licking the ringpiece of the supposed winner , and jockeying for a cabinet place. Patel, Zahawi and Braverman all solidly in the Rishi camp.

As the Keys to Downing St are simply a stonesthrow from the intended Curry Palace of Westminster.

Never mind , as we all know, Rishi used to serve in a Curry House, and wash the Dishes.

So my cunting is to the arseholes of the drift to the Billionaires ringpiece. May they suffer the shit of a thousand camels

Nominated by: Ferrars Hall

The Naughty Step


A cunting for the snowflake cunts who think up shit like this, with kids behaving like cunts all the time safe in the knowledge their parents, teachers, police can do fuck all to discipline them, the silly bitch next door to me used the sit on the naughty step and think about what you have done technique.

Has it work nooooooooooo did it fuck, now they have a 14 year old cunt who needs a good birching.

Now beating kids is wrong (Says who? – NA), but there has to be some way to discipline these kids, with no discipline they are going to have a rude awakening when they get their arse handed to them as adults by the first cunt they upset.

This is why a lot of kids are utter cunts…

The Times Link.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

 

 

Halloween [5]

(The “trick” is that they’re all geezers in the header pic – Day Admin)

This linked video is from the news of teachers in Scream masks terrifying babies at a playgroup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkLY4TkAzzM

Now I’m well known for being a disliker of all children but for fucks sake this turned my guts over. Their excuse was IT’S ONLY HALLOWEEN FUN. Thankfully these cunts have been arrested now before the parents could kill them.

I grew up in 1950’s Kent and Halloween didn’t exist in England. It’s imported American shit.

First I even heard of it was when one of my kids came home from school in the 90s and asked if they could go trick or treating.

“What the hell is that?” I asked, as you do.

“I have to have a fancy dress costume”

“OK, what else?”

“I have to go out tonight when it’s dark with my mates”

“OK, why?”

“We have to knock on a stranger’s door & ask them for sweets and if they don’t give us any we have to throw an egg at them”

“Ask your Father”

“Already did, he said a rude word”

“Well that’s your answer then.”

How is it ever OK to wrap kids in black bin bags and let them knock on some dirty old cunts door in the dark and take sweets from a stranger!
Halloween can get to fuck.

Nominated by: Markle is a whore

Seconded by: Norman

Halloween…. A right load of cunt.

When I was a lad, Halloween was seen as a wee bit of fun. A bit of dressing up and some games at school. A fun, but minor event. Now? It’s even bigger than Easter here in Britain. And, of course, modern parents and chavs absolutely lap it up. The way these cunts decorate their entire houses – inside and out – is ridiculous. Halloween lights?! For fucks sake. But there they are. And the vogue for slasher clowns and loads of blood is also rather disturbing. When I was a kid, it was witches and skeletons and the odd Bat. Now, its kids dressing as Ted Bundy or having fake blood all over them. Totally vulgar schlock.

What the fuck do killer clowns and serial killers have to do with All Hallows Eve? Again, it shows the ignorance of modern cunts and yet more American vulgarity that has infiltrated Britain (don’t get me started on school fucking proms!). it also shows the sheer stupidity of modern parents. They spend a fortune on this tacky shit, only a couple of months before Christmas? More money than sense and rank stupidity. Also, any adult who dresses up for Halloween or goes to a Halloween party is a complete knobhead.

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/opinion/comment/commercialisation-of-halloween-is-frightful-40995761.html


Trick or Treat, cunts! Here’s something truly horrifying for Halloween, courtesy of the Admin Team.

Piers Morgan [14]


He hasn’t done anything in particular, I just had the misfortune of hearing this chinless twat on the radio and he reminded me of how much of a piece of shit he is.

His interview technique is nothing more than verbal bullying, interrupting, lying, mis-representing, straw-man, shouting down and asking smart-arse questions before the previous question has been answered.

A smug, sweaty, arrogant hooray-Henry, utterly inept, a hypocritical liar. A waste of skin, a medical experiment begging to happen, a good reason for extending the abortion limit to 58 years old.

Naahh, don’t like him.

https://www.gawker.com/5827372/piers-morgan-is-a-lying-liar

Nominated by: Termujin

Hugh Jackman [2]


Hugh Jackman is a cunt, isn’t he.

There’s always been something poncey about this aloof twinkletoes. It’s as if he genuinely considers himself to be talented, rather than the half-trick cunt he is. Whether he’s dressing up as a cat for spotty teenagers in endless noisy X-Men films, singing like an amputee in Les Mis, or any of the other forgettable turds he’s done, he’s fucking tedious. He’s so dreary, he makes Tom Hanks look exciting. Why does he stare at his claws as if he forgot he had them?

Has nobody told him or Nicole Kidman that they’ve only been cast to flog cinema seats to the Convicts down under?

The only decent film he’s been in is The Prestige and not because of Huge Arseman; it would’ve been even better without this dead-eyed, tiresome fop.

Recently, he decided to advertise Bill Gates’s latest book about climate change:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dMGC6kw6nKA

Despite owning yachts and his own private aeroplane, Jack-off doesn’t see the hypocrisy in wagging a book on climate change in your face. Stick your claws up your jacksie.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous