I was watching a bit of the cricket T20 World Cup (India Vs Netherlands) and the camera panned into the huge Indian crowd (it’s being played in Australia…they must have loads of the cunts over there, but I digress).

I then saw some twat get his ring out (fnarr fnarr) and get on bended knee, to an admittedly quite attractive, young Indian lady. She looked ‘shocked’ and said ‘yes’. In front of about 90,000 fans in the stadium itself and millions watching on television, worldwide.They put the whole shameful spectacle on the big screen… obviously the show off cunt(s?) set this up beforehand.

What sort of show off cunt does this? Probably from the same family as that fat cunt they showed in the game between India and Pakistan with a birthday cake and his family singing happy birthday…as they then dived in with fingers to take a sloppy chunk each. Waving and whooping. Shouting with their mouths full of cake, the dirty cunts.

In fact, it seems this rant is turning into one about Indian cricket fans.
But it isn’t. If they like cricket they must mostly be normal (Hardly – NA). Even though T20 is a poor version of the real thing.

But I digress (again).

I fucking can’t be doing with cunts who do public marriage proposals and the like. No class.

I hope she says ‘no’ if any of you cunts try and propose in front of millions an’ all.

Get to fuck.

News18 Link.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Patrick Vieira are the BBC are a pair of cunts.

The Crystal Palace boss reckons that doors are not open for black managers and apparently more needs to be done to encourage black players into management. And, of course, because it ticks enough of their boxes (racism and sport), our national broadcaster is only too keen to try and dry-hump this particular non-story.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63385012

The following stats are cited: 43% of Premier League and 34% of EFL players are black, but only 4.4% of managers.

The obvious question that the Beeb didn’t address is: so fucking what?

I couldn’t give a rat’s arse about the Premier League, but the 3 things I do know about the self-styled ‘best league in the world’ are:
1. It’s fuelled by greed and piloted by avaricious fuck-stains who’d sell their own children for a few quid and a few points.
2. The clubs’ raison d’etre is to win as many football matches as possible, collect silvery things, and avoid being relegated.
3. The league loves a bit (or a fucking lot) of virtue signalling. (Taking the knee for a dead American criminal is perhaps their most celebrated virtue signalling caper).

So, with the above in mind, are these two cunts seriously suggesting that football clubs would jeopardise any or all of the above by purposefully blocking managers because they are black? What a crock of shit. Football clubs employ the very best talent they can afford (players, managers, ground staff, laundry staff, cooks, etc.), irrespective of colour, race, religion or creed. You can guarantee that if the most successful manager in the world was black, there’d be no shortage of job offers. If 43% of PL and 34% of EFL players are black, but only 4.4% of managers, then the only reasonable conclusion is not that there’s some vast conspiracy at play, but that at this moment black managers are comparatively shit. It isn’t racist, it’s just the fucking truth.

Rather than jumping on this horseshit victimhood, positive-discrimination, everything-and-everyone-is-a-racist bandwagon, the BBC should retitle the headline: “Why are Black Football Managers Comparatively Inept? – An Investigation”. Vieira should fucking well stop crying and put his efforts into beating the likes of Guardiola, Klopp, and the rest of the supposed white supremacists that are repressing him.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt

Kier Starmer – Rebel Without a Clue.

During an interview with LBC Radio on Monday we learned that the Labour Party leader was a “bit of a lad” at school and a “live wire” who once got detention for fighting according to old school chum Conservative peer, Lord Cooper.

When asked who he was fighting Starmer responded: “I can’t remember but we were always around the back of the sheds. There were bits and bobs going on”.

MSN Link.

Not exactly Harry Flashman is it? (Harry Flashman Link – NA)

First Mavis running through a field of corn and now this bellend. Our political leaders can’t even embellish a believable bullshit story. I’m sure a teenage Kier was just as cuntish and punchable as he is today, although more of a “live wire” than the personality free cunt we all know. If I could time travel I might go back and get a few sneaky jabs in myself.

*The Worcestershire Warrior has been contacted for comment.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

‘An absolute disgrace!’

‘The scenes were ‘not good enough’.

Balls to that. It’s great to see a good old fashioned brawl. I bet the ‘crowd’ fucking loved it. I thought the Scrappy Doo figure who threw the punch to start it all didn’t throw his punch properly.

That was a let down, lads.

Next time, take some chairs and tables to break over each others heads.

And if they go down, make sure you jump on their heads.

Can’t be too careful nowadays.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-wales-63370566

The Sun Link.(Extra time link nodded in by Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

A bit previous I know. But as Johnson leaves the race, our wonderful BBC has wet themselves at the almost certain victory of the Dark Skinned one.
Now this is not the main target of my cunting, but this is. The Black and Brown drift to Rishi was almost instantaneous upon Boris backing off. What we have is a ring of itinerants licking the ringpiece of the supposed winner , and jockeying for a cabinet place. Patel, Zahawi and Braverman all solidly in the Rishi camp.

As the Keys to Downing St are simply a stonesthrow from the intended Curry Palace of Westminster.

Never mind , as we all know, Rishi used to serve in a Curry House, and wash the Dishes.

So my cunting is to the arseholes of the drift to the Billionaires ringpiece. May they suffer the shit of a thousand camels

Nominated by: Ferrars Hall