The 23rd of September was Bisexual Visibility Day. To quote them they “feel left out of the media, erased from historical narratives and excluded from LGBTQIA events” (whatever that means).
Back in the day you were either hetrosexual or poof/lezza. Now we have a sorts of transgenders, Bisexuals and various other poofs and benders fighting each other for recognition, media space and financial support
It’s getting a bit confusing for an old cunt like me – do you think we could have a national hetrosexual pride day.
Nominated by: Mahatma Koat
Everyday is bisexual visibility day or should i say night in my house.
A pornstar is not a pornstar unless she fucks both ways.
In the real world I’ve also managed to fuck a few bisexual WIMMIN.
Can honestly say it was fucking excellent and its a pity the missus wont bring Angela from her work home to carry on the celebrations…….
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Actually I think that many women might want bisexuals to wear a sign. He might have had his beef spear in a diseased chuffbox the night before he fancies giving her one.
It will be Bestiality Day next or Climb into a Cadaver week. What about us ordinary chaps who just like being whipped with a wet hairnet ?
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How you get your sexual jollies should mean you get special treatment, unless you get it molesting kids in which case you should be shot.
The whole LBGT thing is bollocks, bored with listening to people whine about equality whilst demanding special treatment. We are a tolerant society so any adult can get their jollies with another consenting adult any way they choose in privacy.
Keep your deviancy behind closed doors and keep quite about it like straight people do.
Cunts
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I’m going to protest until a W gets added to LGBT.
W stands for ,oh you get it……
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Spot on Sixdog. Everybody is equal but some want to be more equal than others i.e. the perverts.
Do you think a heterosexual pride march would actually be allowed ?
I suspect the nonce brigade would screeech about it and plod would step in.
Cunts.
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Talking of celebrations.
Its fucking Movember .who the fuck thought this shite up. the other week we were cunting cunts collecting for charity.
This has to be the worst. If they all have moustaches, then growing one will just make them part of the gang.
And every cunt who does this shit will already have a beard anyway.
So its basically a sponsored shave.
Them and any fucker giving them money are top cunts…….
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I like sex with the wife, been together 30 or so years, so it’s a bit like
“fancy a shag” or “can I come over your tits” , all sensible stuff.
I don’t go around with a fucking plackard the next day with a sign saying “I shot my load last night”
No one is interested, I dont see why people dont keep their sexuality to themselves. Keep it legal , keep it safe, and keep it private
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Forgot to say , after 30 years, answer is
“no” and “as long as you dont spurt it everywhere”
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When gays are on the telly being lauded to the heavens for their sexual preferences ,i remind the missus that all that means is they have dirty ,minging sex.
Had a friend who worked in hotels, and she said that the bed sheets were covered in shite and blood when the cleaners came in to clean up.
If i was that way inclined, I’d just have a wank……
Also, what about good looking dykes that go out with ugly fat dykes. That’s fucking weird . if they were straight , I’m sure they wouldn’t go with the male equivalent……..
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the fuglies are probably the ones with the money
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I fucking hate all this LGBT fuckery, it’s all pumped out to the kids to fuck them up for life.
I have seen on TV a woman who had a five year old son who wanted to be a girl so he was dressed and treated as a girl, no doubt will go on to get a sex-op or whatever.
I mean seriously? what the fuck is wrong with this world.
You don’t see animals prancing around or gay, they would all die out.
We will soon have to create new pronouns because he/she will no longer be politically-correct.
I suggest ‘IT’ because you have no way of knowing if it is woman who is a pre-op transsexual but is actually gay so she does like the cock.
FUCK OFF you cunts, you’ll all be in therapy in 20 years anyway, or fucking committing suicide. Good fucking riddance you cunts
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I think that involuntary suicide is the answer to all this LGBT fucking nonsense. I’m sure there are loads of like minded cunts who would happily provide this service to any reluctant gays, lesbians, the undecided and Transams (how did an American muscle car get into the list of cunts? Fucking spellchecker). I recall an old murder case in Glasgow, prior to poofery becoming legal, where a body was found with 6 stab wounds, also shot 3 times and hung. The police said it was the worse case of suicide they’d ever seen.
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In my day they were just called queers…
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My grandad used to refer to them as ‘wooly woofters’, but I prefer the terms ‘asre-bandits’ or ‘sausage-jockeys’
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Angel
Pillow biter
Hershey highway man
Crafty butcher
Good with colours
Puddle jumper
Uphill gardener
Crap at sport
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doughnut punchers
fruit pickers
using the tradesman’s entrance
turd burglars
sausage bandits
shit stabbers
Amazing how they all revel in the word ‘queer’ (not unlike ‘gangsta’ cunts like Kanye Kunt and the word ‘nigger’), but get all offended when called a ‘poof’… If there weren’t cunts like Gaytard Norton and Alan Carr making bum and bender jokes and bringing poofery into everything they do, then pillowbiters and their campaigns might be taken more seriously…
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I had to fill in a form the other day and there were the usual titles Mr, Mrs, the much despised by me Ms and blow me, there was another one “Mx” . I looked this up on-line and it has been in use since 2011 for “persons that dont wish to be gender specific” . What a load of old wank. Just another way for weird cunts to celebrate their own special weirdness, the cunts
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I don’t acknowledge the title Mr, and when asked explain that my parents named me, not the government. Not for any radical reason, just to be irritating if it involves the red tape Nazis down the town hall.
My house is one of those that has a name not a number.
I have spoke to the council about changing the name and have put forward:
The North Korean Embassy (Building 2)
Still waiting for a reply……
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Why the fuck is telling the whole World that you like arse/fanny/cock/shite whatever so bloody important? Rug muncher days/uphill gardener days/transgender bisexual necrophile day. I really do not give an act of airborne copulation what you do with your minge/cock/arse just keep the dirty deed to your fucking selves. I do not care if you can park a Volkswagen beetle in your arse I really do not give a fuck. You being a tennis coach bothers me not one iota. Swing both ways great fuck off, transgender bender wow go away. I am not interested at all: unless what you do to advertise your lifestyle or inform me of your lifestyle choices causes me problems then I want to nuke the fucking lot of you.
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Quite!
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I’ll go out on a limb here and say that a lot of LBGT/whatever cunts are really just normal hetero people.
I reckon it’s just another example of Generation Snowflake, aren’t-I-different, attention seeking cunts after their 15 minutes of fame.
Fucking wankers.
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I can’t help but wonder why the rise of the snowflakes is happening now. Is it maybe a significant contributor that a whole generation has been raised on social media and recently come of age? Are they forever doomed to mix up Reddit and real life so the rest of us have to endure their puerile narcissism?
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As Kirk Douglas’ mates once said….I’m Cuntley….
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Sorry, I don’t mean to tread on your toes………maybe we’re distant relative cunts?
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Deed Poll……
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What a pair of cuntly’s….
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Sorry J R I did try, they wouldn’t let me.
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Some say Jagger is bisexual maybe he is or was, he definitely had big cock sucking lips Hahaha or should cock sucker blues https://imgflip.com/i/mjyfj
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He was BUY-sexual, if was the only way he could get any action, the trout-faced old cunt
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I suppose it’s not PC to just say I couldn’t give a fuck?
Would I have to elaborate on what type of fuck I couldn’t give just so that the LBGTQ mob (yes don’t forget the newly added ‘Q’ for queer – although what queer means these days, in their speak anyway, I have no idea) don’t get offended?
Well I don’t given a fuck about offending them either I suppose!
So whatever floats your boat, I couldn’t give a fuck! Not interested in hearing about it in the slightest. You just get on with your lives and I’ll just get on with mine. Isn’t it really that simple?
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Must admit I don’t know the difference between a transgender & a transsexual, & quite frankly I don’t want to, but I see Channel 4 is showing a programme dedicated to what bogs these freaks are allowed to piss in – My Trans American Road trip. Uhm, if we are supposed to find watching odd fuckers entertaining, then I wish they’d bring back “It ain’t half hot mum”
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One of them has the decency to get a pair of tits and the other stuffs his bra and comes all over your arse.
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Anyone can fall in love ,
Even a one-legged black homosexual.
Just don’t think that you’re above,
Non agenda straight folk,
Your whingings perpetual.
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Go away , if you’re not gay,
Is what you’ll say ,
Because you’re so special.
Anyone can fall in love,
Even a one-egged black homosexualist ,
Da da da dum….
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Was told off for making fun of LGBT as an acronym. Said to some cunt who’d mentioned it in conversation it stood for Lesbian Gay Bacon and Tomato. Apparently I was diminishing the gay communities right to express its identity. Are these cunts for real? People need to lighten up, it’s called humour and it’s NOT offensive so fuck off.
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So that’s why a threesome is called a sandwich then…….
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I’m sick to the back fucking teeth of pretend lesbians. What a bunch of utter cunts they are. You’re not a feminist … you just hate men. There’s a difference. You’re not a fucking lesbian … you just don’t like allowing men any sense of sexual self-worth. You’d rather let some overtly manly, hormonally-imbalanced, carpet-munching prison officer-type scissor your curtains for an abrasive half-hour or so … all so you can feel like you got one up on mankind. Yeah, what a fucking victory that was. What a bunch of confused, Delevingne-idolising can’t make my fucking mind up cunts they all are.
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