A low key cunting (for reasons of public safety) for the Afghan refugee crisis I.e. not enough social housing available or private let’s. A doctor who is treating some of these persons has reported that some are asking to go home as they cannot cope with the hotel any longer, he continued that two of his patients have been placed on medication due to the stress of getting everything for fuck all I suppose. There has been a shortage of public housing since the Stone Age I really do believe that a used toilet brush could do a better job at running this goatfuck. My youngest daughter is a midwife she is trying very hard to save a deposit so she can buy a place, she has three children and a useless cunt of a husband who fucked off and pays fuck all for his kids. She has been trying to get a housing association house for years not a chance in hell. Last time they visited she actually said “We should go to France and come back on a bloody dinghy” as she does not use any bad language this was a serious statement of pissed off ness. What a fucking mess and we are expected to clear it up.

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Nominated by: Black biscuit

”Lewis Hamilton launches scheme to recruit black teachers in STEM subjects”

The poor underprivileged black boy is at it again. This time to address the lack of diversity in Motorsport.

Firstly, the lack of diversity in motorsport is fuck all to do with colour and everything to do with a wealthy, privileged background. Like Hamilton’s.
Secondly the lack of black STEM teachers is down to a basic gap in the ability of those with sub-Saharan heritage to grasp maths and science. You wont see any black scientific Nobel Laureates any time soon unless they lower the standards as they have for most other things.
This week has seen breakthroughs in a malaria vaccine and treatment for sickle cell. Both greatly affect blacks. So where has this breakthrough been engineered? Wakanda? Nigeria? Nope. Novartis (Swiss) and GSK (UK)
Yes, white privilege exploiting blacks by giving them medicines. Which will be aid that they dont pay for.
Perhaps Hamilton might want to reflect on that when he strives for diversity in brrm brrms.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/58790701

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today I’m joined by Sir Peter Arseley MP, to discuss his recent comments regarding MPs’ pay”

“Actually it’s Bottomley, old son”

“Er, indeed. Now Sir Peter, you’ve gone on record about what you regard as the ‘desperately difficult’ financial problems facing MPs on their £82k a year salary, plus expenses of course. Given that you find it hard to see how they ‘manage’ on this, you’re calling for an increase to a salary of £100k. How can you possibly justify this at this time?”

“Well you know Mr Ankle, I regard being an MP as a tremendous honour, but it’s also a tremendously difficult and demanding job, requiring a unique set of skills. Such ‘general practitioners of politics’ must be properly remunerated”

“Really? What is this ‘unique skill set’ of which you speak?”

“Well for example, you have to employ people to do research and draft replies to moaning constituents. The pressure’s awful when you’ve got relatives constantly badgering you to find a sinecure for their idiot offspring. Then you’ve got to read boring reports and attend tiresome committees, turn up occasionally to speak in the House and vote the party line, give interviews and be available to go on Question Time at the drop of a hat…”

“…stuff your face in the subsidised bars and restaurants of the Commons, seek out lucrative directorships… tell me, is also having no previous experience of working life and a degree in PPE considered an advantage?”

“I say! Those remarks are uncalled for and I resent them!”

“Oh dear. Sir Peter, we live in hard times. The average salary in Britain is £32k. People are seeing their incomes squeezed by price increases to fuel and food, and rising taxation. I don’t think the working public, especially those in really stressful occupations like nurses, firefighters, paramedics and the armed forces, will take kindly to the supposed plight of MPs”

“It’s as I said, MPs play a uniquely important role in national life. Let’s face it, anybody can become a nurse or a squaddie, these jobs are ten a penny”

“Pardon? Are you seriously suggesting…”

“Er, sorry old chap, there’s my pager going off. Reminder that I’ve got a vital meeting soon with Sir Thursby Churlish, the Minister of Bureaucracy and Regulation; spot of afternoon tea with him and his good lady wife, the fragrant Araminta. Must dash”

“Thank you. I’m sure that IsAC followers will be totally convinced by the veracity of your argument. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”

Link to story.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

And seconded by: CuntyMort

AHHH poor diddums, just a morning piss boiler for your enjoyment. £82,000 p.a plus expenses? Your having a laugh aren’t you? Fuck me, the most I ever earned was 30,000. Mrs CuntyMort and I managed just fine.

Sir Peter, If you are struggling may I make a suggestion? Try living within your means you avaricious cunt. Every fucker else has to do the same in the U.K

It’s about time the free loaders in the HofC did the job for the honour like they did years ago. Fucking politicians, boil my piss worse than watching the BBC

An all girls together cunting please for all the poor victimized wimminz who have crawled out of the woodwork since P.C. Couzins was sentenced last week. It started out with lots of them saying how scared they were of male police officers, how they would either run or scream if one of them dare say hello, hello, hello to her/them.

Then we had the old trick like when a dog bites a child, we read for days after how the family Chihuahua dangerously savaged somebody else’s brat or the postman, that every copper who has ever sinned gets his name dragged through the press.

No woman has ever suffered like the current snowflakes though – women as vile and ugly as AnalEase Dodds all claim that they have been assaulted or insulted each tome they put their hooters outside the door – now we have a victim of bottom slapping. Enough already:

Link to bottom slapping story. Go on – click.

Anybody can be a victim if they choose to be. How much easier it would be for the wimminz if all the men were Philip Schofield or Gaylord Mandelson.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

And on a similar note, here’s another from W.C. Boggs

“DAME” (As in Pantomime) LOUISE CASEY:

Listen up all you rapist coppers – your time is up. All those poor quaking old wimminz like Dame Keir and AnalEase Dodds who fear get taken into the bushes at no notice in broad daylight, and have your knickers pulled down, while a P.C. pushes his truncheon into your quim, and then having racist, homophobic and transphobic sweet nothings whispered in your ear – Louise is on the case.

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Boris has done a Blair and employed “Dame” Louise Casey to look into the police, after the rape and murder to investigate their alleged misogyny. That is the young woman (in her twenties at the time), who between cream buns and many missed visits to WeightWatchers investigated, first homelessness (“Blair’s homelessness zsar”), then she investigated “manners” – “Blair’s Respect Zsar”(and upset senior police officers by getting drunk at a dinner and swearing at them) – I am sure she will go down well. It annoys me that every government has these tame yes men and women (Matthew Taylor, probable quare, is another old favourite) who they call on to hold forth about things they know fuck all about.

I imagine the only contact Casey has had with the police is when they have arrested her. There used to be a Wireless 4 series called Frank Muir Goes Into…… “and investigates the humour of the subject with the help of Alfred Marks” , I am just surprise they don’t do something similar with A Case For Casey. It would probably be just as funny. She will be giving Radio 4s Today programme many pompous lady interviews in the months ahead.

Old fatarse has been given so many commissions at fantastic rates of pay, which she always waddles away from months later – her overweening “can-do” attitude yet again defeated – homelessness zsar – there are still numerous homeless people, often army veterans overlooked in favour of homes for the rubber boat invaders. The “Respect” zsar gig – there are still pig ignorant yobs and their tattooed tarts roaming the streets. So it goes on. Cant-do more like, but Khan will be creaming his Tenaladies

No doubt this time next year, after a few high profile meetings – police chiefs to barrage balloon, she will be off again having trousered another large cheque for doing fuck all, apart from looking “important” to celebrate with yet more jelly and cakes and whipped cream by the bucketful.

I doubt she will start her “high profile” enquiry till a couple of really hard-hitting interviews from the Guardian and the Lesbian Labour Ladies Action Committee, so AnalEase, Jess Phillips and Angie Rayner, this might be your last opportunity to get out into London’s parks and commons and get lucky, that one of the Met’s very, very few sex pests might have a go at you, and give you a mouthful – amongst other things. A girl can dream……