An environMENTAL cunting for Chris Martin

After his announcement (sitting in ancient site in Jordan) that Coldplay wouldn’t tour until they could do it sustainably, well they have world tour planned for 2022.

Shit loads of gimmicks to try to show how sustainable it will be, including a kinetic dance floor which generates leccy when the audience jump up and down.
Added to this will be batteries to power his arse charged from sustainable leccy and the usual (as Greta likes to say) blah, blah, blah, planting trees, rewilding and other environmental add ons.

However, one fatal flaw which seems to punch a fucking great hole in the Martin master plan, they will be flying around in private jets.
(The flaws in this plan are so numerous, where do you start? I’ll get the ball rolling with this: what about the carbon footprints of all the sheep who will travel to these concerts by car, bus, plane, motorcycle, moped, etc. Genius Chris – well done. – NA)

Here is a thought for Mr EnvironMental, do a few gigs in the UK and stick them on you tube because no one really buys into your bullshit (except the silly cunts who think the sun shines out of your arse)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58898766

Nominated by: Sick of it

The BBC and their White Mischief are cunts.

It’s been said before on this esteemed website, but for clarity I’m going to repeat it: the BBC really are a crowd of steaming cunts with virtually no redeeming features.

I awoke early on Saturday 16th October and stupidly decided to switch on Radio 4. Just before the 6am news bulletin, they were hawking their programme called ‘White Mischief’. According to the Guardian, ‘it’s an absolute must hear’ but pointedly, they would ‘have liked, perhaps, a teeny bit more discussion on how whiteness has structured our society’. Obviously, I haven’t listened to this barrel-load of faeces as I’d rather have electrodes attached to my genitals and they be plugged into the National Grid, but I can tell them that whiteness has structured British society because, err, Britain is (at the moment) a majority white country whose history was forged almost exclusively by white people over many, many centuries.

Moments later, the news headline was about a Briton of Somali descent who was responsible for the terrorist stabbing of Sir David Amess. On the back of this, I’m looking forward to hear the new BBC programme called ‘Multicultural Villainy’ with, perhaps, a teeny bit more discussion on how mass immigration has ruined British society, and then chuckling at the Guardian’s twee review.

For those who fancy trying to keep their last meal down, here’s the link:

Guardian Link (wash your eyes afterwards)

The quicker this bunch of leeching, race-baiting, overpaid cunts are defunded and forced to fend for themselves the better. Fuck the BBC and fuck the Guardian. Fuck them both to the bottom of the sea.

Nominated by: Cunty McCunt

A nomination for the John Lewis home insurance advert, featuring a boy dressed up as a girl, wearing make-up, mincing around the house and causing havoc.
A so called ‘joyful ad’ where the kid ’embraces his inner Stevie Nicks’.
The little twerp wouldn’t know what to do if Stevie offered it to him on a plate.

Details of this bullshit found here:
https://www.adweek.com/creativity/john-lewis-joyful-ad-lets-a-boy-embrace-his-inner-stevie-nicks/

Nominated by: mystic maven

And this from Little Lord Fontlacunt

John Lewis Insurance is a cunt…..

YouTube Link

The recent John Lewis Insurance advert shows a boy dressed up in his mum’s clothes and makeup deliberately damaging the house as he dances through it whilst his mum and sister just sit there and watch agast.
The strap line of the advert is Let Life Happed.
Not only does this advert promote bad behaviour, it is also pushing the transgender indoctrination of children.
The advert is also totally misleading in that it would appear that deliberate damage cause by the boy would be covered as indicted by the strap line.
My wife, who is an insurance claims expert, contacted John Lewis Insurance and asked if deliberate damaged was covered as indicated in the advert because we have an autistic child who does this all the time and we can’t get cover (this was a lie as we have no kids). You could see the person attempt to type reply about ten times before the reply came back that no, deliberate damage is not covered.
Lady Fontlacunt said she would report the advert for false advertising to Ofcom.
This is just another example of companies and groups trying to normalise the LGBTP+ agenda. And yes P is now a legitimate gender in the eyes of Stonewall.
If you have kids,you need to inform yourself to protect them and I would suggest listening to Nolan Investigates on BBC Sounds with his in depth investigation of where this ideology has come from.

I’m trying to work out who is in the wrong. All I know is that the only person vaguely in the right is Kwasi Kwerteng. ‘Kwarteng had suggested that struggling companies would not get much more support from the Treasury.’ Fair enough. And this from him directly, “I’ve not asked for billions. We’ve got existing schemes. I’m working very closely with Rishi Sunak, the chancellor, to get us through this situation,” he said. “I’ve been very clear we’re not going to bail out failing energy suppliers.”

Yet the Groaniad are saying this, ‘In a highly unusual slapdown, which occurred during a round of broadcast interviews with Kwarteng, sources close to the chancellor cautioned the business secretary against making any promises to companies and said there had been no approach to the Treasury. With an apparent quote,’“Kwasi was mistaken. The facts are that, to date, the Treasury and the chancellor have not been involved in any talks on this topic,” one source said.

Do I believe Kwarteng, a Groaniad off the record source or a civil servant who is UNwilling to be quoted without being named.

Bizarrely, I’m with Kwarteng. He is a dark key, after all.

CUNTS!

Link to news story.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

What a perfect example of the utter scum we have lording it over us, this one is.

Yes, this MP was suspended from the Labour party a couple of years ago after she got charged with harassment. In a nutshell, she made threatening phone calls to an old love rival, which included threating to throw acid at the other party, as well as the threat of sending nude photos of the love rival to her children.

Just the sort of fine upstanding individual you’d want running the country.

Of course, instead of backing away from the trough, she stood as an independent…who still voted for the cunt! Almost certainly because her voters are black and for no other reason. Well done, you fucking clowns!

Well, the court has reached its verdict…and she’s been found guilty. She awaits sentencing, but the judge has warned she’s crossed the threshold for jail time.

She’s been whipping out the race card in court and she also tried a domestic violence angle/racist police angle late on, despite the very same bloke coming to court holding her hand lol. I wonder what he made of that?

Expect the mental elf to be the next card whipped out. I hope she gets 5 years, but don’t be surprised if she gets no jail time.

Fuck off

All the juicy details here.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks