My daughter recently gave me a bag of old dvds for her mother and I to watch then pass on to a charity shop once we’re done.
(Do charity shops accept Swedish schoolgirl lesbian porn DVDs? I’m asking for a friend – NA)

Last night we watched ‘Basic Instinct 2’, which left me asking of those responsible for this cringeworthy effort of a film, ‘are you joking, or what?’. There’s laughably bad plotting and dialogue. There are sex scenes more risible than raunchy, and acting performances so wooden as to resemble the efforts of a set of cricket stumps. All combine to make this a stand-out effort when it comes to the production of stink the place out sequels.

We know why they do it, of course. A studio lands itself a smash hit, and straight away the suits and bean-counters are looking to cash in with a sequel or sequels. This invariably results in an inferior re-tread of the original, which may end up exploiting the initial concept to the point where the audience’s credibility is stretched to the limit. Think ‘Jaws 3-D’, or ‘Die Hard; Die Harder Another Day With a Vengence’ or whatever the hell it was called.

The missus chipped in with a couple of her ‘favourites’ which have my complete endorsement, these being the shameful cash-in ‘Speed 2; Cruise Control’ and the shite ‘Independence Day’ follow-up.

I’ve come to the conclusion that any sequel to a much-loved film should be avoided like a dose of the clap. I prefer to remember the originals of ‘Die Hard’ and ‘The Matrix’ in all their glory, mentally consigning the follow-ups to the bargain bin in Tesco.

I’ll leave all connoisseurs of film sequel cuntitude with a reminder of my own ‘favourite’, the utter nadir that is ‘Grease 2’. Enjoy!

Don’t click this – you’ll thank me later.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

“Neighbours…..everybody needs good neighbours”

So sang Tony Hatch back in the days when Kylie was more likely to be wearing a pair of dungarees than a pair of gold hotpants
(Tony Hatch wrote the music & Jackie Trent wrote the lyrics, but neither of them sang it. The original was crooned by Barry Crocker. Just sayin’. Carry on – NA)

…….sorry got lost in thought for a moment there.
(Hopefully the pic helped you re-focus – NA)

Ahem. Anyway, Tony was right – everybody needs good neighbours.
Now to be fair to them. They could be much worse than they are. I’ve seen these neighbours from hell programmes on the idiot lantern and there are some total, belligerent, psychotic bastards out there.

My main gripe is that they are loud. They play music that I can only describe as “Now that’s what I call Garage/Urban/is you disrespectin’ me fam 2021” and then other times it’s some shite like Adele wailing.

Other times they have blazing rows. I’ve actually heard him call her a c**t, which shocked me believe it or not. But she can dish it out as much as he can. She had me chuckling like Mutley on one occasion and I had to go to another room in case they heard me.

Thing is they don’t seem to think anyone can hear them.

I hear them having a barney and then I hear them making up again afterwards – specifically moaning and a bed creaking. ?

I’m not a prude but it’s so cringeworthy that I either have to go out or put loud music on to drown them out.

In the words of Holly Humberstone The walls are way too thin!

Nominated by: Harold

Green voting Brighton residents and their Council are cunts.

Apparently the residents of that Green Nirvana formerly known as Brighton are voicing their anger as they wade knee deep in their own crap:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-58922772

Ha ha, fucking, ha. Put yogurt slurping, sandal wearing, vegan cunts in in charge of your local authority and your borough becomes the destination of choice for rats.

Sympathy must be hard to find. Have a fucking pride march or something to take your virtue signalling minds off the stench., cunts.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

M.C.’s at sporting events

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? They use them at all kinds of sporting events now. Even heard them being used at footy matches, in Germany in particular for some reason. I’m not really into T20 cricket, but seeing as the World Cup is on, I’d thought I’d give it a go for an hour or so.

The opening game, which is on as I type this, is being ruined by some MC (which must stand for ‘Mouthy Cunt’ in his case) shouting out all sorts of unintelligible ‘rapper’ type shit.

He’s loud as fuck and doesn’t shut up. He’s shouting and playing drill/hip hop ‘tunes’ after every fucking shot.

Whoever thought this up should be strangled to death in front of his crying children. Off it goes.

Get fucked.

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Kim Leadbeater is a cunt

In the wake of the tragic and senseless murder of Tory MP David Amess, Leadbeater, sister of the Saint Jo of Cox, has come out to say her partner has asked her to step down as an MP so that she doesn’t end up the same way.

Now, I’m not cunting the sentiment behind this – we all know what happened to Jo Cox and David Amess by now and whatever else you might think about MPs in general, in any sane and functioning democracy they have the right to go about their constituencies without fear. But what I am cunting is the timing and motivation about this announcement.

FFS, Amess isn’t even cold yet, and Leadbeater is trying to make this all about her and her sister. We all know that the newly installed MP isn’t seriously going to step down and risk a Labour seat, especially after the by-election was so closely fought. This is all about Leadbeater and Labour milking the Cox murder for every drop they can get. And the BBC are equally to blame as they make this one of the headline stories on their site.

Link to story. (Link courtesy of: Sick of it – NA)

Nominated by: Le Cunt Noir