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Stella Creasy MP [5]

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The Hon member for Walthamstow is reported as ‘being surprised’ at being told she can’t bring her sprog into the House of Twats.

FFS there is already a free on-site crèche and expense allowances to pay for an external nursery but this madam insists on bringing her baby into the chamber as if she has a divine right to do so. What a fucking shitshow.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-59396801 (Link provided by Ron Knee)

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt

And this from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

”Parliament will review whether MPs can take babies into the chamber after an outcry when a Labour MP was told off for bringing her three-month-old son into the Commons.”

”Mothers in the mother of all parliament are not to be seen or heard it seems” So said the aforementioned and ever so entitled Labour loon.

How many places of work can you take a 3 month baby into? Factory? Office? Police? Hospital? Not even fucking virtue signalling Sainsburys will allow it.
Probably sums up how hard working and devoted this cunt is if she can carry out parliamentary duties with a fucking squalling 3 month old in tow. What a cunt. Walthamstow deserves the fucker.

MSN News Link

Expect to see a play creche, swings, toys, baby bottles, dummies, and used potties strewn across the Floor of the Commons (or soon to be rebranded, House of the Entitled) – Day Admin

Greta Thunberg [7] Cover Versions

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My fellow Cunters
For your cuntsiderarion:

Greta Thunberg and her burgeoning career as a pop star.

“She’s no stranger to love
She knows the rules unt
So do I
A full cunt-mit-ment is
What’s she’s looking for
She ain’t getting it
From any fuckin guy….”

You just know her parents are going to release a Greta’s greatest hits album.

It will sit nicely alongside their other “special” daughter’s efforts.

Admin thinks we should do a nomination, to select suitable “Cover Versions” for her to perform. (Perhaps a Top 3 or Top 5 will do it – Day Admin)

Any suggestions ??

(Examples – “When I’m Licking Windows” by George Formby, “Net Zero White Christmas” – Bing Crosby, “I’m still Spazzing” – Elton John, “Who’s That Cunt” – Madge – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Shameless Toothpick Users

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I have nothing against toothpicks as such as they are practical and hygienic but I can´t stand people who use them* in public to dig out masticated bits of bacon fat, stringy ligaments of foot and mouth quality “beef”, sniff and inspect them then flick them away or shove them back into their cakeholes.

Like nose picking and arse wiping, tooth picks should be used in private away from other eyes, particularly mine. Remebre if you ever get an invite to dinner chez moi, no toothpick no cry!

*The official name for these culprits is “toothpickers”, according to the standard reference work on food etiquette “The Good Table Manners Handbook for Cunts” by Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler and Ron Knee published by ISAC Press. Discounts of up to 1% for ISAC readers.

Nominated by: Mr Polly

The Brit Awards [3]

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The Brit Awards

Piers Morgan Gets Upset with The Brits

What a bunch of back slapping virtue signalling cunts this lot are
According to the media Sam ( him his her they them cunt ) Smith has complained non binary people are not represented at the erm awards.
So one knee jerk reaction later they are scrapping best male/female “whatever” award and combining it so instead of best male singer and best female singer it will just be best singer.
Suppose it cuts down how long the show is.

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

With the B side (see what I did there? – NA) remixed by MiddleEngland:

A musical woke fest of a cunting for the Brits – you’ll know why as this is become a trend…

It seems the Brits have scrapped the nomination categories for “male” and “female” artists. You can guess why – but if not, it’s to create more inclusion.

Seemingly brought on by pre cunted singer Sam Smith who identifies as non binary and refused to take part.

I for one as a cis-male feel excluded and I won’t give this wokefest another thought (not that I ever watched, as such but I do like to know who has won).

It’s a sad new world we now live in…

Wokey Brits News Story.

Sky News [14] and Shamima Begum [8]

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Sky News and Begum again.

Just seen an interview (pfft!) with some cunt from sky news “grilling” Begum on why she should come back to Blighty to commit further crimes.
My left testicle could have given a better set of questions to her. Why the fuck is Sly News still giving this piece of camel turd oxygen?

She has been schooled by the leftie commie human rights lawyers to say all the right things and as long as she isn’t given difficult questions to answer – enter stage right Sky reporter – she gets an easy ride. Just like she gave her husbands I guess.

To get into EyeSis you have to prove your committed to the cause. So dog knows what she did to prove it and it wasn’t a prose or piece of needlework depicting a beheading was it.
May she rot in Syria and be fucked royally by the nearest goat herder in every orifice

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt