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Greene King and The Black Bitch

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Holy balls cunters, if the chinky virus hasn’t dealt enough of a karate chop to the pub industry the last thing it needs is dose of self-inflicted wokeness whilst trying to encourage punters back through the doors.

National brewer Greene King is about to rename The Black Bitch pub in Linlithgow, Scotland because yes of course, its raaaaysist, Has anyone in the hundreds of years it has been open ever complained? Probably not and if they have its more likely middle-class white liberal cunts from outside the area taking offence on behalf of other people.

Unsurprisingly it has fuck all to do with black people and is named after a local myth of a man sentenced to starve on an isle in the middle of Linlithgow Loch and was saved by his loyal black female greyhound who swam out to bring him food.

Greene King have cynically chosen to ignore any historical context knowing full well this purely to appease a minority within a minority, not only that it infantilizes black people, as if they are unable to distinguish between a pub named after a local legend and racist abuse.

I’m off to enjoy a pint or two at my local, The Jolly G*lly while its still open.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/8319630/protesters-linlithgow-black-bitch-racism-fears/

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Jamie Oliver [13]

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Jamie Oliver, again. He’s hired ‘cultural appropriation experts’ to ensure that his recipes don’t cause any further offence after his horrendous, death sentence deserving crime, of creating a recipe for jerk rice.
Is it just a publicity stunt since his restaurant went bankrupt, or is he just a gurning rubber faced twat who needs to develop a backbone?

News Story.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Gary Neville [3] – Confirmed Champers Socialist

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Gary Neville has joined the Labour Party.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-59998941

Worth between 25 and 70 million depending on the source Gary is a typical Labour supporter. Owns shares in a football club and various other businesses Gary obviously believes that his personal fortune is safe with the socialists. He’s probably right, because Labour don’t actually want to touch the rich, they want to punish the white English working class for being White, English and working class.

Gary may even try his hands at politics it’s said.

What a cunt!

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Lewisham Council – We Love Refugees

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Lewisham Council. These cunts have decided to give a Council tax discount to delusional cunts who take in a refugee. A spokesperson for the borough waxed lyrical about what a caring sharing place it is. Caring, my arse. Seemingly no incentives or support being offered to any cunt caring and sharing enough to take in an ex serviceman, for example, or a homeless British person generally.

Is this not discrimination? I wonder how long it is before this council starts forcing the gimmegrunt cunts on anyone who happens to have a couple of square feet spare in their home? The council have said that this scheme is what the people of that borough want, and that they welcome refugees.

I don’t live anywhere near there, thank God, but have you ever received any communication from the local council cunts asking you about what you wanted your money spent on? No, me neither.

Tax breaks a go-go.(Link kindly provided by Dickie Dribbler)

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

And seconded by the linkmeister himself, Dickie Dribbler:

Good old cash strapped Lewisham, “A Borough of Sanctuary”.
https://lewisham.gov.uk/articles/blogs/update-on-the-councils-financial-position

Not too skint to p!ss money up the wall on johnny foreigners who bring sweet FA to the borough but take housing stock, housing benefits, state benefits, NHS appointments, school places etc, etc, etc.
https://lewisham.gov.uk/mayorandcouncil/community-support/refugees/migrants-and-refugees

You’d think they’d need all the council tax they can get to pay for pointless, virtue signalling posts like a Sanctuary Officer.

Noise – Just STFU Please!

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Perhaps its because I’m getting older and far less tolerant, but I did find noise to be a right old cunt!

Clearly circumstances differ for different people, but in my case I’m awakened by a noisy cockerel doing the “cock-a-doodle-do” 50 times over at some outlandish bloody time.

Then there’s all the audio notifications from my various tablets and phones, some of which I have to leave on because they’re work-related regarding server or job failures etc.

Add to that the racket in the kitchen with the microwave pinging, and the coffee machine peculating, the toaster pinging, and the washing machine whirring.

Then the missus wakes up and almost instantly she switches on either the TV for the BBC news bollocks, or the radio, and some awful 80s radio station. And off she chirps trying to sing with some old cunt pop stars from her era. But quite frankly I’ve heard better noise from the pneumatic drill the local water company are currently using to dig up the same bit of road they dug up about a year ago to fix a leak in the same pipework they laid a year ago!

Then you get the sheep and cows bleating and mooing; and that fucking cockerel is still giving in large an hour after waking me up!

From time to time we might get the military from Eskmeals firing missiles overhead and into the sea – all part of their practice just in case we get invaded. And add to that the RAF and USAF flying their jets overhead, again for a bit of practice, but they’re noisy cunts whatever they’re playing at.

Hop into the car and the dashboard emits the usual beeps and bleeps, and some cunt tells me to fasten my seatbelt.

Then you have the smug-cunt voice on satnav telling me where to go, and when I do get to a customer site they’ve always got a TV/radio blaring in the background.

Cut a very long story short, but even out here in the rural sticks of west Cumbria you still get noise – either noisy devices, noisy animals and/or noisy cunts (especially in coffee shops, Greggs and supermarkets)

Seems that people can’t live without loud irritating noise !

Nominated by: Technocunt