Women Tennis Players Who Grunt (while playing)


First I admit that I don’t watch tennis at all, I find it so boring, I would rather watch a BBC boring drama (and I would rather eat my own shit that watch that). I just happened to be flicking through the usual channels of utter wank when I noticed tennis was on BBC 2. Two young ladies were on the court and the constant grunting noises they both uttered when hitting the ball was wince inducing. Why do they do this I thought: it must be so distracting to the crowd who just want to watch this dull excuse for a sport. Maybe they all get their kicks from hearing the players making orgasm noises that sound like they are being shafted by huge cocks up every orifice all at once.

Who knows? Doesn’t make me want to watch it though.

Nominated by: The Wizard’s Sleeve

Greene King and The Black Bitch


Holy balls cunters, if the chinky virus hasn’t dealt enough of a karate chop to the pub industry the last thing it needs is dose of self-inflicted wokeness whilst trying to encourage punters back through the doors.

National brewer Greene King is about to rename The Black Bitch pub in Linlithgow, Scotland because yes of course, its raaaaysist, Has anyone in the hundreds of years it has been open ever complained? Probably not and if they have its more likely middle-class white liberal cunts from outside the area taking offence on behalf of other people.

Unsurprisingly it has fuck all to do with black people and is named after a local myth of a man sentenced to starve on an isle in the middle of Linlithgow Loch and was saved by his loyal black female greyhound who swam out to bring him food.

Greene King have cynically chosen to ignore any historical context knowing full well this purely to appease a minority within a minority, not only that it infantilizes black people, as if they are unable to distinguish between a pub named after a local legend and racist abuse.

I’m off to enjoy a pint or two at my local, The Jolly G*lly while its still open.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/8319630/protesters-linlithgow-black-bitch-racism-fears/

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

Jamie Oliver [13]


Jamie Oliver, again. He’s hired ‘cultural appropriation experts’ to ensure that his recipes don’t cause any further offence after his horrendous, death sentence deserving crime, of creating a recipe for jerk rice.
Is it just a publicity stunt since his restaurant went bankrupt, or is he just a gurning rubber faced twat who needs to develop a backbone?

News Story.

Nominated by: mystic maven

Gary Neville [3] – Confirmed Champers Socialist


Gary Neville has joined the Labour Party.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-59998941

Worth between 25 and 70 million depending on the source Gary is a typical Labour supporter. Owns shares in a football club and various other businesses Gary obviously believes that his personal fortune is safe with the socialists. He’s probably right, because Labour don’t actually want to touch the rich, they want to punish the white English working class for being White, English and working class.

Gary may even try his hands at politics it’s said.

What a cunt!

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Lewisham Council – We Love Refugees


Lewisham Council. These cunts have decided to give a Council tax discount to delusional cunts who take in a refugee. A spokesperson for the borough waxed lyrical about what a caring sharing place it is. Caring, my arse. Seemingly no incentives or support being offered to any cunt caring and sharing enough to take in an ex serviceman, for example, or a homeless British person generally.

Is this not discrimination? I wonder how long it is before this council starts forcing the gimmegrunt cunts on anyone who happens to have a couple of square feet spare in their home? The council have said that this scheme is what the people of that borough want, and that they welcome refugees.

I don’t live anywhere near there, thank God, but have you ever received any communication from the local council cunts asking you about what you wanted your money spent on? No, me neither.

Tax breaks a go-go.(Link kindly provided by Dickie Dribbler)

Nominated by: Mary Hinge

And seconded by the linkmeister himself, Dickie Dribbler:

Good old cash strapped Lewisham, “A Borough of Sanctuary”.
https://lewisham.gov.uk/articles/blogs/update-on-the-councils-financial-position

Not too skint to p!ss money up the wall on johnny foreigners who bring sweet FA to the borough but take housing stock, housing benefits, state benefits, NHS appointments, school places etc, etc, etc.
https://lewisham.gov.uk/mayorandcouncil/community-support/refugees/migrants-and-refugees

You’d think they’d need all the council tax they can get to pay for pointless, virtue signalling posts like a Sanctuary Officer.