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Nish Kumar [4] – Billy No Mates

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There are lots of reasons for cunting this mega cunt but this is slightly more specific for one reason.

Up here in Kings Lynn around December time the listings for the upcoming shows were released at the Corn Exchange.

https://www.kingslynncornexchange.co.uk/theatre/whats-on/

Now I quickly bought up two tickets for the pub landlord ( end of March) and whilst waiting to be connected to the booking office as I could not seem to book online I perused who else might be up. (See link)

Now kings lynn being kings lynn is very much a Brexit part of the country. Nish take note.

So, just as a tertiary peeping onto how many tickets were sold at his gig I noticed neatly all the front seating had been taken.

Good lord I thought.

After only a week on sale he’d sold a third roughly. Good going I thought must be a few lefties still up here. Fast forward to the 18th January at 1235pm bearing in mind his gig is just over two weeks away. Clicked on link and low and behold even a matinee for pepper pig has outsold him that same week. Even Josh Widdicunt has completely sold out and his gig was released same day and sold just as many tickets.

Looks like only the lefties bought the tickets then back in December because I really can’t see any deviation in sales. Hah!!! You unfunny cunt.

Be interesting to see if it’s cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. i.e no other cunt apart from 150 in west Norfolk, north cambs and south east lincs combined want to see and hear your woke bollocks. That’ll teach you to wind up your audience and get pelted with rolls.

One thing for sure is Kings Lynn ain’t Islington you supercilious, up your own arse, AlBBC arse licking mega cunt. Oh and just look at his blurb to try and sell his tickets.

What a knob.

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

Dash Cammers & Brake Checkers

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I sometimes watch these clips of bad driving…
(For those unaware, brake checking is where the car in front of you slams on its brakes deliberately to get a reaction out of you – NA)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_976CI5BwRg&ab_channel=UKDashCameras

….( mainly because I’m sure that I’ll feature in a clip eventually) and it amazes me how many of these “cammers” are sending in clips showing that they are the cause of a lot of the incidents…too fast into roundabouts,lack of anticipation and apparently a belief that it’s alright to have a smash because ” I’m in the right”.

As for the fucking idiots who brake-check people…well,if someone did that to me,I’d probably be so fucking mad that I’d put the pickup into 4 wheel drive and ram the Cunts into a concrete bridge or stone-wall..see how they clever they think they are when they get a bull-bar rammed up their shitty little piss-pot cars by a Cunt who wants to see them scream as they are shunted at 70mph into a solid barrier.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler
(ISAC’s Road Safety Officer)

Crispin Blunt

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Crispin Blunt is a CINO cunt. Surrey’s PCC stood on a platform of defending women’s spaces, denying access to dress wearing degenerates pretending to be women while sporting a beard and an erection. Her reward? To be subjected to the usual, death and rape threats from the usual suspects; culminating in the disciplinary oversight of her local Police Committee.

She was found blameless, but despite the wholehearted support of Surrey residents she found herself threatened and ear-bent by Blunt, an enthusiastic tonguer of the Stonewall hole. When she wouldn’t cave, he reported her again, assuring her of another round of pointless misery.

Why is Blunt masquerading as a tory? Surely one of the I’m-Fucked-in-the-Head-and-Knit-my-Own-Yoghurt parties would welcome him with spread cheeks? I give you Crispin Blunt, piss-weasel and knob-sock…

https://unherd.com/2022/01/inside-the-tory-trans-civil-war/

Nominated by: International Cunt of Mystery

Reaction Videos

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A quick but necessary cunting for ‘reaction’ videos, people who film themselves reacting to film trailers then posting that reaction to youtube, especially ‘Americans react to…’

Nobody gives a fuck about these specimens having the same performed reaction as every other cunt who posts such videos. It’s social media narcissism taken to the extreme.

When I used Facebook (last decade), it would always be the same dopey, soppy cunts sharing this crap to his/her feed, inviting people to like and join in the weird world of online therapy culture. The ‘be nice’ depressive, Lib Dem-voting, prosecco and rose quaffing ex-MILFs and softies, the hipsters, the geeks, the banter-free shells of hen-pecked, ever-so-earnest recent husbands who were stuck at home because of the mental issues of the new wife. Where’s the warranty on the fucking thing?

The men on local gossip pages. The male feminists crying because another pale little dweeb posted a video of himself also crying over the trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog.or Star Wars: The Nail in the Coffin

Can the soft cunts who post this mawkish, narcissistic dog manure and those who gormlessly share and ‘like’ instead ‘react’ to lead shot embedding itself in their tissues. That would be highly entertaining.

Get fucked you numb, soy-soaked cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

Amazon [10] and Visa

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The expected change regarding the use of Visa credit cards on Amazon.co.uk will no longer take place on January 19.

We are working closely with Visa on a potential solution that will enable customers to continue using their Visa credit cards on Amazon.co.uk. 

Should we make any changes related to Visa credit cards, we will give you advance notice. Until then, you can continue to use Visa credit cards, debit cards, Mastercard, American Express, and Eurocard as you do today.

Thank you for being an Amazon customer.

This is a copy of the email I had from Amazon, whose back pedalling has caused a tsunami, the utter, utter cunts.

Fuck off, Amazon. I’m never ordering from you ever again, on account of you being massive tax dodging cunts, staff abusing cunts, customer deriding cunts, and basically, yes that’s right, cunts!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(More info from this old nom – Day Admin Visa and Amazon )