Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Nick Robinson [5]

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My maiden cunting, after lurking for many years.

I rarely listen to the Today programme on Wireless 4 any more since one’s piss can only boil so much. Sadly, I tuned in this morning for the final 10 minutes or so. Just in time to hear presenter Nick Robinson talking about the fact that Nick Robinson has had eyesight correction and Nick Robinson no longer wears glasses!! Talk about navel-gazing self-absorption!!

The potential war in Ukraine, the NI hike jobs tax, the senility and ineptitude of the President of the USA, the taxi rides being given to illegal immigrants crossing the channel, Germany’s utter duplicity over Russian gas, Micron being an epic cunt, etc, etc, etc. No, don’t talk about things that matter, let’s have Nick Robinson talk about Nick Robinson’s eyesight for 6 minutes. Pathetic. Nick, you’re a cunt (who, apparently, doesn’t have to wear glasses any more).

Nominated by: Ritchie’s Plectrum

Dragon’s Den [3]

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Dragons Den – it’s just like Eistein being installed in the patent house.

Half of the fuckers who come in get a ribbing saying you haven’t done this and that. And then Deborah Meadan offers 95% for everything because she is an actual dragon who just jumps on a good opportunity whilst the inventor has a massive black dildo up their arsehole. I hope one of these fuckers get sued hard soon. State TV giving private business ideas to the world.

What a load of shit. The only person who is real on here is Peter Jones. A complete non cunt. Although he is still doing business meetings on the beeeebb.

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

Kurt Zouma

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My Fellow Cunters.

For Your Cuntsideration: Kurt Zouma, pussy abuser!

In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight.
Not if Kurt Zouma has anything to do with it, though?

Who he? You ask.
This piece of shit:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/17577415/footballer-kurt-zouma-ambassador-for-charity-lions/

(Apologies for linking to the “Scum”- other links were behind paywalls)

Yes indeed, another overpaid footballerist, with the IQ of a banana, thought it was a good idea to drop kick his cat across his “no doubt vast kitchen floor” (©Lord R. Fiddler), whilst a family member whooped and filmed the event. Later, he is seen chasing the terrified kitty and playfully lobbing footwear at it.

To carry out this abuse is bad enough-to think it wise to upload and distribute the footage-well, it speaks volumes…

Dont fuck with cats, Kurt. That’s the “11th” commandment?

*I am sure that the abusers ethnic background had absolutely nothing to do with this episode. Ohhh no. Nothing whatsoever?

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Prosecution Petition link provided by Little Lord Fontlacunt:

https://chng.it/BsmwNSyy

Several seconds starting with Miserable northern cunt:

Id like to second that nom if thats ok with CG?

I saw this savage tormenting a frightened cat with the other persons in his family and laughing.

So I asked the Met why they weren’t prosecuting him?

I asked if it was because he was wealthy and black?

I told them they were useless.
And they replied!

“Thanks for your email.
The RSPCA do have the Power to prosecute for acts of animal cruelty.
So not necessarily in our remit.
Cheers”.

Fuckin cheers?
Im a taxpayer you cunt.

Why god invented sickle cell.

Supplemented by Cuntybollocks with this:

MNC – I think the RSPCA might just prosecute now. They’re being flooded with complaints and now they’re saying they can’t comment on individual cases but are aware of this incident and do prosecute bad cases of animal cruelty etc.

They could get good publicity/donations if they charge the fucking cunt.

https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2022/02/08/rspca-flooded-with-complaints-after-west-hams-kurt-zouma-filmed-kicking-his-cat/

Sick of it chimed in with this:

The cunt should be referred to the police, that video shows he committed a criminal offence

https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/offences-involving-domestic-and-captive-animals

Herman Jelmet doubled down with this keen observation:

Kurt fucking Zouma

This cunt can’t be cunted enough.

I presume this low IQ despicable piece of shit will be fired by his club and his reputation forever tarnished for this act of cruelty?

Let’s be fair here, if it’s good enough for a certain Sarah Moulds, then it’s good enough for this thick cunt Zouma.

It’ll be very interesting to see how this one plays out.

And finally, Cuntybollocks weighed in with this:

I will also cunt this cunt if that’s ok. The excellent original nom pretty much covers my sentiments too, but what gets me is these fucking footballers (mostly of a certain hue, which is obviously a pure coincidence) have the gall to preach to us about morals.

Some of these ‘incidents’ are still under legal process, so I will refrain from using names, but in recent times we’ve had a few rapey ones, a drug test avoidy one, a n o ncy few and a woman beater few too.

They can all get fucked preaching their rights and wrongs for the little people, the fucking pricks.

Women Tennis Players Who Grunt (while playing)

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First I admit that I don’t watch tennis at all, I find it so boring, I would rather watch a BBC boring drama (and I would rather eat my own shit that watch that). I just happened to be flicking through the usual channels of utter wank when I noticed tennis was on BBC 2. Two young ladies were on the court and the constant grunting noises they both uttered when hitting the ball was wince inducing. Why do they do this I thought: it must be so distracting to the crowd who just want to watch this dull excuse for a sport. Maybe they all get their kicks from hearing the players making orgasm noises that sound like they are being shafted by huge cocks up every orifice all at once.

Who knows? Doesn’t make me want to watch it though.

Nominated by: The Wizard’s Sleeve

Greene King and The Black Bitch

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Holy balls cunters, if the chinky virus hasn’t dealt enough of a karate chop to the pub industry the last thing it needs is dose of self-inflicted wokeness whilst trying to encourage punters back through the doors.

National brewer Greene King is about to rename The Black Bitch pub in Linlithgow, Scotland because yes of course, its raaaaysist, Has anyone in the hundreds of years it has been open ever complained? Probably not and if they have its more likely middle-class white liberal cunts from outside the area taking offence on behalf of other people.

Unsurprisingly it has fuck all to do with black people and is named after a local myth of a man sentenced to starve on an isle in the middle of Linlithgow Loch and was saved by his loyal black female greyhound who swam out to bring him food.

Greene King have cynically chosen to ignore any historical context knowing full well this purely to appease a minority within a minority, not only that it infantilizes black people, as if they are unable to distinguish between a pub named after a local legend and racist abuse.

I’m off to enjoy a pint or two at my local, The Jolly G*lly while its still open.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/8319630/protesters-linlithgow-black-bitch-racism-fears/

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator