Greene King and The Black Bitch


Holy balls cunters, if the chinky virus hasn’t dealt enough of a karate chop to the pub industry the last thing it needs is dose of self-inflicted wokeness whilst trying to encourage punters back through the doors.

National brewer Greene King is about to rename The Black Bitch pub in Linlithgow, Scotland because yes of course, its raaaaysist, Has anyone in the hundreds of years it has been open ever complained? Probably not and if they have its more likely middle-class white liberal cunts from outside the area taking offence on behalf of other people.

Unsurprisingly it has fuck all to do with black people and is named after a local myth of a man sentenced to starve on an isle in the middle of Linlithgow Loch and was saved by his loyal black female greyhound who swam out to bring him food.

Greene King have cynically chosen to ignore any historical context knowing full well this purely to appease a minority within a minority, not only that it infantilizes black people, as if they are unable to distinguish between a pub named after a local legend and racist abuse.

I’m off to enjoy a pint or two at my local, The Jolly G*lly while its still open.

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/8319630/protesters-linlithgow-black-bitch-racism-fears/

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

88 thoughts on “Greene King and The Black Bitch

  1. It should be renamed to an explicitly racist slur beginning with N just to wind up the wokies.

  2. My local’s the White Hart. To become The Vibrant Unisex Deer Pronouns They Them, no doubt.

    What a load of circ*mlocutory cunt…but wtf is Greene King doing in McEwans country anyway? Wake up, Jocks, this is cultural imperialism.

    • Same with the fox and hole. Never to be seen again. Except in your bin outside your own house.

  3. Within a 5 mile radius of Cunty towers we have a black horse, a white horse and a Blackboy road. How do you like them Apples wokies, fuck them all.

  4. The last time I had a pint of Green King, it tasted worryingly of bananas.
    I wonder if there are any pubs out there called The Black Bastard?

    • They could change it to The Black Slave Owner because Mr. Greene (with an “e” – very important.) was such a beast. In fact he was a great supporter of slavery.
      There is a petition. Please use your favourite search engine, find it – Linlithgow Black Hitch petition – and sign.
      Greene King found itself owning the B&B when it took over Bellhaven, a Scottish brewer and pub owner.

  5. Green – a colour that may well be ray cist
    King – a male ruler

    Will they change their name too ?

  6. He could rename it The Black Cunt with a crude drawing of Tina Turner smiling on the sign.

  7. Hmm, I wonder if the “ever offended” actually check out the history of the names they are mortified by – “The Black Boy” being one in mind, named after the WHITE children who swept chimney as they were small enough to get up them.
    Actually, no I don’t – because if they did they would realise what cunts they are making of themselves, and an utter lack of self awareness is the hallmark of the wokeflakes.

  8. Will they carefully curate the menu next?
    Remove the double stack, because it might have Nancy overtones?
    What a bunch of wanking tosspots.

  9. I suppose it is only a matter of time before the Quiet Woman in Earl Sterndale loses its sign of a headless woman and is forced to change its name?

    • I’ve been thinking that the Quiet Woman, will be losing at least it’s signage, for quite some time.

      The sign has never been replaced for donkey’s years. The current sign was installed back in the day when it was a Marston’s house. It must have been touched up a few times since though.

      The sign is getting a bit tattered and faded again now. I think once the snowflakes find it, it will be consigned to the bin.

      It’s a bit off the beaten track, so hopefully no wokies will notice it.

      But it is close to the Parkhouse and Chrome hills, and the area gets inundated with walkers in summer.

      I fear the headless woman’s days are numbered.

  10. Googled the black bitch pub, got the black batch. WTF. Wait, the public have spoken, 52% to 48% that it will be renamed ‘Blackie McBlackface Bitch’.

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