Councillor Dave Taylor is an 18-carat cunt. Dave who, I hear you ask? I am not surprised you haven’t heard of him, as this beardie weirdie scrote is a complete nonentity. Dave Taylor is a Green Party councillor from York. Indeed, he apparently once served as Mayor of this fine medieval jewel of the north.

Unfortunately, Councillor Taylor recently opened his mouth and let his arse rattle. As the nation paid tribute to the legend that was Jack Charlton, Taylor decided to pepper social media with appalling attacks on the World Cup winner and towering centre-half from Ashington. Jack was but a few hours dead, when this excuse for a public representative posted the following messages:

“Jack ‘Bloodsports’ Charlton is dead. Good”.

“I don’t think he should be lauded as some sort of hero. Fuck him”.

“Sick of the adulation of this animal abuser”.

Big Jack achieved more in one summer’s day in 1966 than this dripping pustule of a fucking scarecrow will achieve in his entire miserable life. The cunt dresses like a tramp and looks like he washes once a year, whether he needs it or not. He is entitled to his opinion on both Big Jack and field sports, but to go on an unprovoked, public attack before Jack’s body had even turned cold is loathsome and unacceptable.

Councillor Dave Taylor looks like a cunt and almost certainly acts like a cunt in forcing his wanky green agenda on anyone who’ll listen. However, it is the desecration of a great Englishman’s memory, on the day of his sad death from dementia and other illness that’s marks Taylor out as an absolute cunt of cunts.

His party should deselect him.

The very definition of the term cunt. Fuck him.

I always tell my children not to use the word ‘hate’ as a throw away comment as to really hate someone takes a lot out of you. However on this occasion ‘hate’ is the only emotion I can muster up for this cunt.

Fuck you Dave Taylor. Genuinely fuck you.

Nominated by: CuntyMcCuntface

Sad Songs.

There are certain songs out there that, when you listen to them, trigger certain emotions/memories from your past. This usually revolves around previous relationships that either didn’t materialise, or if they did never ultimately worked out the way you would have liked.

Today, for example, I was listening to some old songs while rebuilding a HP ProLiant DL160 Gen 9 (as you do!) Next on the playlist was a song called “Can’t Stay Away From You” by Gloria Estefan, which came out way back 1987.

It’s quite an emotive song, and at the time I used to play it to death purely because I was dating a girl whom I really liked but never had the balls to get past 1st base. I left it and left it to the point where she left the company we were working for and I never saw again!

To this day I regret not being a bit more assertive. But listening to that song really hit home, and it made me think of what might have been!

There’s another song, by a folk group called Bon Iver. The song is called “Holocene”. And that too sets off similar emotions of yet another girl I never really got past 1st or 2nd base with.

I blame myself of course, for being a gutless wimp back then. But it always intrigues me how certain songs can trigger such reflective memories/emotions.

How about you? Any sad songs you care to mention?

Nominated by: Technocunt

Memory Lane…..Mother-in-Law Style.

My mother-in-law is 90 and is still mentally alert although not in great physical shape. She likes nothing better than to chat about the good old days and, out of politeness, I have to grin and listen. My main gripe is when she talks about her time as a secretary with an American car manufacturer when she was about 21, i.e. almost SEVENTY years ago. She has recalled every quirk of some long-dead Yank boss, that incident involving a blunt pencil sharpener (“It was so funny. It was a scream!”), that Christmas kiss from a sales manager (“A randy chap, he was. Scuse my French”) under the mistletoe (“Wasn’t I naughty thing in those days after a couple of sherries?”).

Mother-in-law, much as I love you, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Nominated by: Mr Polly

No, I hadn’t heard of this creature until I read ,with ever increasing incredulity, about her most recent actions. A letter criticising intolerance amongst wokes has been signed by 150 ‘slebs’ and published in Harper’s Weekly. One of the signatories is J K Rowling until recently a darling of the libtards. Sadly, J K has blotted her copybook somewhat by pointing out the truth regarding the number of sexes.

Emily VD is up in arms about her boss , the co founder of some lefty website also signing the letter. Dear Ol’ VD now ‘feels less safe at work’ . VD in a gesture of goodwill (?) said that she did not want her boss sacked (sacking the co founder won’t be easy) as VD says that sacking would make him feel like a martyr.

Note to Admin- please wear a welders mask if you wish to find a picture of VD . I have refrained from referring to VD as he or she as I am clueless about that facet of the creature

Noted – admin.

Nominated by: Guzziguy

And added to with this:

I know there’s already a nomination for this, but I just have to add to it. The academics and writers such as J K Rowling, Margaret Attwood, Salman Rushdie and about 150 others who put their names to an open letter calling for an end to cancel culture. I mean, the sheer hypocrisy of these fuckers is staggering. Rowling in particular in one of the most far left assholes on the face of the Earth. In fact, she leans so far to the left that I’m amazed she can even stand upright.

And let’s not mince words here, she, like so many of her peers named on this letter, are only calling for cancel culture to be cancelled because they have been victims of it themselves. Where were these twats when Count Dankula, Stephan Molyneux and other so called far right commentators were cancelled from various social media platforms? Where were the calls for freedom of speech to be respected when Sargon of Akkad had his YouTube channel demonetized? Not one of them said a word about it. Some of them even celebrated. But now that THEY’RE on the receiving end of the anger of their demented fellow members of the Leftwaffe, they’re suddenly all in favour of free speech.

Well you know what? They can all go and fuck themselves with a lit stick of dynamite. I have NO sympathy for them. They helped create cancel culture, they can fucking have it. And I certainly have no sympathy for Rushdie, that whingeing cunt who cost the British taxpayer tens of millions of pounds over a number of years for round the clock armed police protection. And all because HE wrote a book that upset Muslims. Then he had the nerve to fuck off to the U.S. where he criticised the UK for not doing enough to protect him. What else did want? A fucking tank on his lawn? Cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

The Institute for Fiscal studies.

The organisation has released a statement today which included this, “managing the elevated debt from the pandemic would be a task for not just the current Chancellor, but also many of his successors.”

When the fuck are these wallopers, not just here, but worldwide, going to wake up and go after the real culprits. The sinks should be raked over the coals and taken for every penny and asset they have for what they have done.

Nominated by: McCunterson