Neil Warnock.

I’m absolutely amazed that he hasn’t already been cunted by someone on this fine website. Does he hold the record for being the most sacked manager ever? I’d be amazed if he doesn’t. Why does the geriatric cunt keep getting employed? Even if he does get you promoted you’re highly likely to get relegated next season.

He’s a championship manager at best and is totally incapable of keeping anyone in the big time. As a Blades fan I think he’s a total cunt.

Good luck Boro, you’ll need it.

Nominated by: Cupid Stunt

A good-gracious-gawd-blimey-duckie, cunting please for the egomanical tall story telling mini Mayor of London, who is apparently some sort of “iconic” gay magnet. He has been vouchsafing, to anyone who might be reading that he enjoyed his trips to a “notorious cruising spot” where he was chatted up by the left-leaning duckies who had important business engagements there with fellow fruity gentlemen:

https://theworldnews.net/gb-news/chancellor-sadiq-khan-enjoyed-being-eyed-up-by-hopeful-lads-on-clapham-common

If Sadprick really was in demand, I can only assume it was as a sugar daddy – I can’t imagine how any gay lad would want an undersized curry-stinking little runt like him, unless it was for the contents of his walet, rather than the contents of his ringpiece.

This begs the question, why did Khan keep making visits to a place he knew was frequented by men whose sexual appetites did not match his own?. Is he a voyeur, perhaps – a bit of late night relief after a busy day pouring over the latest stabbing figures for the kingdom he rules over , steaming up the back windows of cars while knocking one out to forget work worries – or is he just a boasting liar who dreams stories like this up to try to bolster his shrinking image?. Diversity is our strength, duckies, as Saddick would say.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Isaiah Jackson is a cunt. Who you may ask? Well this piece of low life scum from across the pond thought it perfectly justified to KNEEL on the neck of a white toddler.

Story here; https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/07/photo-appears-show-black-lives-matter-supporters-holding-kneeling-neck-white-baby/

No surprise the cunt was out on probation. Can you imagine if it were the other way around and it was a black toddler being subjected to such a horrific act.

Fuck the lot of them.

Nominated by: McCunterson

Screwfix and all the other shops.

I was in screwfix the other day, and luckily for me (!) they have installed all sorts of measures to protect me from the saddest excuse for a megadeath virus of doom ever found. Hand sanitiser on the way in, penned into lanes leading to the till points and a helpful yellow square for you to stand on. Which no one sees, and the zombie behind the till has to tell everyone to stand on the yellow square.

Big signs about social distancing, even though the 2m rule was downgraded to 1m. And other signs asking us not to attack the staff who treat you like you have the plague. “we’re all in this together” bollocks.

Just to appease the idiots, we ALL get treated like idiots. If you’re one of those idiots, don’t worry about covid getting you. It’ll be at the end of a big queue of people who want to knock your block off, like that scene in airplane.

Nominated by: Paul McCuntley

Washington Redskins and the Dixie Chicks.

Well well well. The madness continues and I have no idea when this will end. As you have all heard the above cunts have decided to change their names due to the twitterati mob. Fuck you all with a cheese grater.

Washington Wokes and the Cunty Chicks.

Best I could come up with on short notice cunting.

My piss has evaporated.

Nominated by: Once a cunt always a cunt