Is there anywhere on earth to escape from this globalized melted cheese horror that harasses you like a stalker?

The first time I heard any reference to one was in an American television program in the 1960s when it was called “pizza pie”.
It has since spread like a plague and you cannot go anywhere without it being shoved in your face in takeaways, bars, cafes, restaurants and “pizzarias”. Even supermarkets sell disgusting frozen versions.

I´ve sampled pizzas all over the world, including in Italy, and with few exceptions have gagged and choked on an indigestible mix of ingredients that have blended as easily as the Israelis and the Palestinians.

One of the reasons for its ubiquity is the massive profit margin it brings. Throw in a few bits of mousetrap cheese, some scraps of leftover tomato and onion, sprinkle any old stuff on it – sardines, anchovies, salami, herbs that have been sitting on the shelf for decades after their expiry date – give it a fancy Italian name and charge a fortune.
Molto grazie sucker!

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Ursula von der Leyen is a cunt, isn’t she?

She was parachuted into the job of EU Commission President for the simple reason that Mutti Merkel wanted rid of her. As Defence Minister of Germany, she was a total failure and was responsible for the German Army having to use broomsticks instead of guns on a NATO training exercise because she failed to procure sufficient guns for them.

Now as President of the EU Commission, she is ultimately responsible for the EU’s disastrous vaccine programme and is blaming everybody other than herself and the EU for this nightmare. The stupid cunt was late in ordering the vaccines and, as the UK is racing ahead of the EUSSR in its vaccination programme, she is resorting to all sorts of nasty shenanigans such as threatening to close the border between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland, raiding vaccine-manufacturing factories, banning the exports of COVID vaccines to the UK, demanding that vaccines manufactured in the UK by AstraZeneca go to the EU before the UK (even though we ordered them first), and slagging off the UK for approving vaccines before the UK did.

As for the aforementioned broomsticks, this witch should jump on hers and fly off taking the entire EU with her. If she can’t do that I hope that the German Army will practice its goosestepping by stamping her into the ground.

Ursula von der Leyen and the EU – you are a pack of cunts.

Admin – here is a link to Telegraph articles on the bitch: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/ursula-von-der-leyen/

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

A cunting for all the Little Mary’s objecting to this…”China promotes education drive to make boys more ‘manly’”

From the article; “A notice from China’s education ministry has caused a stir after it suggested young Chinese men had become too “feminine”. The message has been criticised as sexist by many online users – but some say China’s male celebrities are partly to blame.”

Take note, bat flu aside, China is leading the world (as well as Russia) because you, the Western worlds next generation, sadly, are generally a bunch of, it’s not fair, entitled, me me me, someone has said something mean to me on soshual medja, the older generation made me cry, I think I have metal elf ishoos because my mate said he has, crybabies!

Down to the builders merchants with you and ask if they still do 112lb (50kg) bags of cement. When they say no ask for two 25kg bags, stick them both on one shoulder, walk outside, find a building site, up the ladder to the first floor and knock up some muck!

Btw, you have no sense of humour either. Meeeeep. ?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-55926248

Nominated by: Coolforcunts

(There’s a bet going on here at Admin Towers, on who will be the first dirty old disgusting degenerate on here to look up the skirt and/or down the cleavage of the young filly in the header pic, while totally ignoring the actual nom for about 10 minutes and 2 Kleenex later! – DA)

Not being able to play golf ??‍♀️ during lockdown is a fucking massive cunt.

Why the fuck can I go fishing ? too cold or shooting but not play golf boris you fat tousled haired fairy. ??? It is daft.

No reason to not open golf ??‍♀️ courses up to members. Not joe public. At let you play at your own club not at others with a regular playing partner. I sort of get travelling to other course could be conceived to increase the risk! But if courses were only open to members then this wouldn’t be possible.

Open the courses up you cunt. I’ve paid to play at my course and have already lost 2 months that I’d paid for.

Golf courses shut to members is a cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Quick Draw McGraw made the cut with this:

It depends on the type of shooting. I can’t go to my archery club, even though we’d be shooting outside and standing approximately 4 metres from each other. That’s double the government’s social distance. Meanwhile, the albino walrus has made sure that HE can go jogging with a friend. Every day now, I’m increasingly glad that I voted for an independent at the last election rather than Tory.

An odd one this regarding double standards and hypocrisy in Hollywoke and elsewhere.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-56022084

It seems Gina Carano (me neither) has been dropped from Mandalorian (me neither again) for anti-semitic tweets. She has previously supported Trump but managed to just about hold on to whatever it is she does. But obviously, supporting an elected president puts her on thin ice.

I have no time for anti-semites but, within reason, they are allowed free speech. Which can be countered.

However, consider this:
Many of these woke cunts tweet and express hatred and violence towards white people, Trump and anyone who, however mildly, suggests biology is an actual fact regarding trannies.
Has any of this hatred led to someone being dropped from something in Hollywoke? Or college employment? Or Burnley FC (probably)?

To quote The Jam:

This is the Modern World.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

Seconded by Uncle Monke with this:

Good Nom. I would like to add to this.

What was her heinous crime? She retweeted the following.

“Jews were beaten in the streets, not by Nazi soldiers but by their neighbors…even by children. Because history is edited, most people today don’t realize that to get to the point where Nazi soldiers could easily round up thousands of Jews, the government first made their own neighbors hate them simply for being Jews. How is that any different from hating someone for their political views”

Now there is nothing there that is anti-semetic.

This highlights how in order for the Nazis to implement their anti-Jewish policies they needed the support of the German people. The way to do that was to demonise the Jews through manipulation of the media and propoganda, so that the German people would indeed turn against them.

How is this any different to any political party? Using the media and propganda to further their support.

As an example, lets demonise people on benefits so that when we put them on Universal Credit, strip disabled people of their living allowance and cut benefit payments for many of the most vulnerable people in society they will have the full support of the majority.

The best way to control people is by pitting one against the other.

Divide and conquer.

And thirded by Coolforcunts:

At the risk of this being classed as an anti-Semitic conspiracy, derp, I would like to 3rd this nomination and provide a little bit of background into the hows and whys of censorship of freedom of speech via an interesting viewpoint which will probably apply to the lady in the first nom but has also been used a multitude of times on a multitude of sites. This was an Amazon review about a book about the subject that the guy hadn’t even read yet, but it is as good an explanation as any having seen this very same mantra used again and again.

“I would say Hasbara is more of
a soft sell at first, it seeks to inform, influence and educate the ignorant to the Israeli cause.
The narrative of Hasbara has a victimized quality underpinning it, a very passive-aggressive
approach, Israel is always defending not attacking. They play the mis-understood victim and
invite their critics to attack them. The sub-current being that Israel’s message is not
understood. Israel views that the reason for this is either lack of education or stupidity. So
the Hasbara agents explain until they realise that they are getting nowhere and then
respond with disdain and disgust.”

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/ROCGLPRB3HUG

And of course the age old trump card of “you’re anti Semitic” is virtually unchallengeable due to events in the first part of the last century.

I picked my side long ago when I realised I was far less likely to be blown up in a suicide attack by somebody from Israel than somebody from one of the more dusky countries. However this does not negate the part Israel plays with constant West Bank land annexation, which has been condemned by the UN as well as generally worldwide in playing their part in no the peace in the Middle East conundrum.