HM Coastguard service needs a finger wagging at….

They have issued advice about the dangers of camping close to a cliff edge, to a family camping right on a cliff edge, a cliff edge that has had previous subsidence problems, I may add.

The family concerned, a man 30, women 27 and child (age not given) have now been given a fine by plod for breaching lockdown rules too, for
travelling a fair distance to go camping on this cliff edge in the first place.

Why am I finger wagging in the general direction of HM Coastguard you ask? Well firstly, take a look at the pictures of this tent and its actual position on the cliff edge! Then secondly, because they should have left this stupid fucking family there and let nature take its course. Sounds harsh? Because of the child? Well yes but the cynical side of me thinks the poor child growing up with such halfwitted parents probably doesn’t stand much of a chance anyway.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-56239268

If plod used their imagination there are probably some sort of child endangerment charges they could use to give these clueless ‘parents’ a dose of suck on that too, for good measure as well! However the cynical side of me doubts they’ll bother, probably too much paperwork,

Fuck off!

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell

Astral Projection is a right cunt of a quandry.

Apparently there has been an upsurge in interest in the practice of astral projection during the lockdown. People desperate for a bit of travel can apparently do so leaving their bodies behind – presumably this is a loophole that the cunts in Government have yet to close. So if you are interested you had better get on with it.

The major problem for many cunters will be the issue of Cartesian dualism. If you do not believe in the separation of the body and the soul then astral projection, and out of body experiences will be problematic. Miles will be okay, and so possibly will I, as I have not ruled out dualism completely,

One issue that worries me a bit is that if my body were to “die” while my soul is out and about, I will be fucked, unless I nick someone else’s mortal frame while their soul is off somewhere else. This seems unethical. Most likely I’ll leave it alone.

Final thought to weigh up – a big advantage of astral projection is the low carbon footprint that this mode of travel leaves behind. Something that even our cunt of a PM may find in tune with his vision of Britain as a green paradise by 2030 or whenever.

https://i-d.vice.com/en_uk/article/k7agqm/what-is-astral-projection-experts-explain-how-it-works

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1400975/astral-projection-behind-her-eyes

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

One for rugby lovers – Sonja McLaughlan

The BBC has strongly condemned the online abuse experienced by reporter Sonja McLaughlan after the live broadcast of Wales’ 40-24 Six Nations win over England in Cardiff.
McLaughlan interviewed England captain Owen Farrell and head coach Eddie Jones, plus Wales captain Alun Wyn Jones, after Saturday’s match.
She said she had been inundated with abusive comments.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/56230006

I am Welsh (Brave admission – NA) and enjoyed the game immensly but.

Who is this fucking woman and what does she now about Rugby?
She was obviously trying to get Farrel to winge about the ref, but to his credit he was having none of it.
Her general questioning and demeanour was crass and insentitive following a crucial defeat for England.
Why, in the name of wokedom does the BBC continue to use innapropriate commentators? They could have ticked all the boxes by getting Jeremy Guscott in drag.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

I would like to cunt the once venerable Deathlist, source of so many Dead Pool noms down the years, for their celebration of Rush Limbaugh’s death in their obituary to him. He was certainly a controversial figure, and may well have said a lot of crap, but revelling in the death of someone because you don’t agree with their opinions is absolutely sickening, and I for one will be boycotting the website in future.

Nominated by: General Tso’s Chiggun

A link and additional commentary provided by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell

https://deathlist.net/

The General is quite correct in his appraisal of the Deathlist site regarding their repugnant bias when it comes who they perceive has the right to express a legitimate opinion and who the perceive has not!

They, post mortem, slated Rush Limbaugh, who according to them is “far right” for his views on Feminism, Trump and LGBTQPRSVP, yet eulogised Ruth Bader Ginsberg, like she was the patron saint of, can say or do no wrong!

Fuck off!

Phil Young. Who I hear you ask. Well this gentleman of colour is a former snowboarder and one time presenter of C4s cult ( in other words, no fucker watched it) snowboarding show in the 90s.
Apparently he’s wondering why there are so few BAME skiers and snowboarders on the pistes of Europe! Fucking obvious to many I would guess, but this chippy cunt thinks it’s white mans fault.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/winter-sports/56132030

According to Phillip, the Windrush generation were wickedly urbanised by whitey and therefore kept away from the countryside so as not to spoil the view. Also he’s calling on ski resorts to reach out to the disadvantaged BAME community.
I hate to say it Phil but i imagine the likes of Cloisters etc are quite happy with not being raped, robbed or stabbed. Besides, I’m sure there are no KFC branches in the Swiss alps. They’d fucking starve!

Phil Young you are a race baiting cunt!

Nominated by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery