Steve Bray – Brexit Foghorn[5]


That utter oaf Steve Bray is up for nomination again.

Having learnt zilch from shouting himself hoarse in Paliament Square for months on end he is back on the radio bemoaning the proposed public order laws.

He knows that his moronic voice exceeds the new decibel level and – get this – believes his beloved EU would leap to his defence if only the great British public hadn’t been stupid enough to vote for Brexit.

He really is a clown but a very annoying and unfunny one. His constant bellowing drowned out anyone being interviewed outside Parliament, including his heroes such as Dominc Grieve and Anny Sourbury. Happily both were soon grieving and sour as they lost their seats. Like the Welsh idiot Bray they are total LOSERS. We don’t want to hear their whinging voices ever again.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/breaking-anti-protest-police-bill-23740625
(Link provided by the drop dead gorgeous Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

Graham Nash


Graham Nash is a cunt.
The least talented of CSNY, but the most up himself out of them. His constant anti-Trump whining is beyond a piss take. The twat isn’t even American, yet he yaks on and on about how ‘bad’ Big Don is and how Trump has killed free speech. Doesn’t give a fuck about what’s happening in his native Manchester though, eh? Lectures on the (ex) US President from a millionaire rock relic from Salford? Hilarious.

Then there’s the staggering self importance. This cunt seemingly genuinely believes that he changed the world. Changed the world with several twee hippy songs that were average at best. He still thinks that people listen to him and/or CSNY because they have a ‘message’ for the world. It was an absurd enough idea in the 60s and 70s, but it’s even more daft that he still believes it. A bunch of feuding, coke guzzling ancient egomaniacs who shared the same hippy slappers are not the sort of people I look to for inspiration or wise words. The fact that they are still scrapping over petty squabbles and their latest tarts shows they haven’t changed a bit and how ridiculous they still are. Pushing 80 and still leaving their wives for hippychick trollops and fighting over it? Real peace and love that, eh? Never trust a hippy.

Nominated by: Norman

Exorcisms


Exorcism is a cunt, isn’t it.

• Have you got a ghost in your house?
• Are you a bit gullible?
• Do you think you might be possessed by a demon?
• The power of Christ compels thee to hire ….an exorcist!

Yes, exorcism is on the rise in the 21st Century. In the US, the church is training “spiritual warriors” to cast out the devil from people who believe an evil spirit is moving shit vases around the dining room. It’s the craze that’s sweeping the nations.

However, it’s not just in credulous catholic countries. Two people were recently arrested in Sri Lanka after a 9-year-old girl, who was repeatedly beaten during a ritual, died. The two women, the one performing the exorcism and the girl’s own mother, believed the ceremony would drive away an evil spirit. The exorcist attempted this babble by putting oil on the girl and then hitting her repeatedly with a cane until the girl lost consciousness and died (https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/3/2/girl-9-dies-after-being-caned-during-exorcism-in-sri-lanka).

Here’s a UK Muzlim from a few years ago having an exorcism from a bearded charlatan reading a foreign book with squiggly letters then blowing on him (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20357997). I’ve seen better acting on Rentaghost.

Soul of Claypole, sanctify me; Passion of Claypole, strengthen me; Body of Claypole, save me; Save me from this nonsensical crock of bilge.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

Scottish Politics & Scottish MPs


I am fucking sick of seeing these retarded one issue pygmies on the news every fucking day. Salmond, the turd you just can’t flush, like some rusty sash weight lurking around the u bend, has started another single issue jock twat party called Alba, probably after that cheap shit electrical brand. Basically the Westlife to the SNPs Boyzone, whose only goal is independence from the U.K. so they can grovel for EU rule. Hardly fucking independence is it?

They are all fighting like rats in a sack over who’s best at independence bleating, with sticky Nicky watching what she says, in case that blob Salmond takes her to court again. She has more lives than a cat too, keeping her job after all the other shit that kept them in the news the past few weeks.
All politicians are cunts, no exceptions, but what is that makes the Scottish fuckers so unbearable? Everything, it seems to me.

Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye

…and in a similar vain, this from Cuntybollocks 

The mad jocks (and some non-Jock MPs) have voted in new hate speech laws. Here are the highlights:

You can be arrested for comments that ‘Stir up hatred’ (rather ambiguous, eh?)….in the privacy of your own fucking home. Say the wrong thing to little Hamish, be careful. He might tell his feminazi or far left teacher at school tomorrow (who knows, some cunt teachers might just ask little kids directly as to what their families think about certain topics). Next, Taggart will pop around. “There’s bin a misgendurr.”

If you ‘mis-gender’ some freak on the telly in your own fucking home you can be nicked, but you can express ‘antiphy, dislike, ridicule or insult’ against religion but not the gays, trannies or, it seems, immigration policies, if you don’t want too many third worlders allowed in.

Now before you say you should be allowed to ridicule religion…ok I don’t disagree. I just disagree that it’s not ok to not have freedom of speech on the other topics.

The Jock justice minister is a Pakistani too (Humza Yousaf – born in Glasgow, father is Pakistani, mother is Kenyan – DA). One could think he’s out to destroy western civilization, if one were into conspiracy theories. I wonder if he’d support tranny rights in Pakistan? Or if he’d agree with me going into the Pakistani Parliament (as he did the Jock parliament recently to have a go at there being too many honkies in Scotland) and saying “You don’t have enough white people in power. The Pakistani Police chiefs – all brown, the Prime minister- brown, all head teachers – brown”…etc.

Still, the porridge wotsits will still line up to vote for the SNP anyway, because they hate the English.

‘Fuckin’ eejits,’as they would say.

Link is to the Spectator which allows a couple of free articles so I guess it’ll work for most.

https://www.spectator.co.uk/articl

The Clock Change [2]


Having spent an hour of my life I’ll never get back changing all the bleeding digital and battery operated clocks, I’d like to nominate this bizzarre practice we go through bi-anually.

For the sake of our sanity, enough, already.

Why, just why, are we still doing this? There’s only x amount of bloody daylight in a day, we aren’t fooling anybody by pretending we get longer mornings/evenings.

Stop it, stop it now!

Nominated by: Jessum Priest