Matthew Shaw

Keeping the streets safe, PCSOs.

Here’s another delightful chap from our Policing Community. One Matthew Shaw. Do plod have lower standards when recruiting Community Support Officers? Although, frankly, it’s hard to see how much lower their standards could be.

His defending brief says he has Autism, so are the Police just shoving bodies on the street?

I’m sure that “questions will be asked”.
Can we not just sack the cunts whose vetting process obviously has more holes in it than a colander?

Express

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Eleanor Williams.

A white girl raped and beaten by an
Asian grooming gang then cruelly beaten.
Sold at auction in Amsterdam,
The community was outraged.

A protest was organised.
This wouldn’t go unanswered.
Enough was enough.
Windows were put through.
Threats were made.
Death threats.

Accept Eleanor made it up.
She had a history of it.
Those photos of her battered and bruised?
Seems she hit herself in the face with a hammer.

Men’s lived ruined,
All for a bit of attention.
What a cunt.

Bbc news

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.

Drivers who don’t clear snow off their cars.

‘I was going to clear my windscreen when I found somewhere safe,’ police officer told
Natasha Meek
Sun, 12 March 2023 at 10:38 am GMT·1-min read
‘I was going to clear my windscreen when I found somewhere safe,’ police officer told (Image: West Yorkshire Police)
‘I was going to clear my windscreen when I found somewhere safe,’ police officer told (Image: West Yorkshire Police)
A police officer has revealed an insight into his busy shift in the Happy Valley this weekend.

Section Officer (SO) Pete Chapman works across Calderdale for West Yorkshire Police.

Saturday saw him deal with reports of a hate crime, one threat to commit suicide, and three crashes.

He also spoke about what he called “the classic for today”.

SO Chapman stopped the driver of a Dacia Sandero which was covered in a thick layer of snow.

There was just a small section at the top left of the windscreen where the driver could see outside the car.

The driver reportedly told him: “Officer I’m not going to lie to you, I was going to stop and clear it when I found somewhere safe to stop.”

“I believe you. NOT,” the police officer later told his Twitter followers.

Bradford Telegraph and Argus: The car was covered in snow
Bradford Telegraph and Argus: The car was covered in snow
The car was covered in snow (Image: West Yorkshire Police)

What are the rules on driving with snow on your car?
The Highway Code says those driving in adverse weather conditions must, by law, be able to see out of every glass panel in the vehicle.

This falls under section 41D of the Road Traffic Act 1988, meaning drivers are legally required to have a clear view of the road ahead before hitting the road.

Drivers could not only face a fine for failing to do this, but also place their life and those around them at risk of danger.

The law also covers drivers making sure their windscreen is de-iced on the outside and thoroughly demisted inside the vehicle.

The picture says it all about the driver, Uber cunt, no lazy lying Uber cunt, WTF.

I bet she/he is a cyclist but due to the snow decided to take the car and with her/his usual cyclist attitude thought fuck clearing the snow I will take a chance.

She/he should be named & shamed with a photo of her/him stood next to her/his car for all to see.

A massive fine & banned for a year should teach her/him a lesson, and be sent to their local tattooist to have ‘I’m a CUNT’ tattooed on her/his forehead.

Telegraph and Argus

Nominated by Dirty Harriet.

Shitty Landlords in Shitty Tower Hamlets


The BBC has served us up with a tasty morsel today.
A 41 year old man died earlier this month when fire broke out in a three room flat in Tower Hamlets. There were between 18 and 21 people sleeping in the flat ffs! Needless to say, the residents were of a dusky hue.

Of course, we now have the finger pointing. The illustrious Tower Hamlet Council were warned of the situation several years ago but action came there none.

However , my main target for this cunting is the landlord. Speaking through a translator ( draw your own conclusions), he said that he was unaware of the conditions in the flat he had let it to threes people.

The place contained numerous bunk beds ,it resembles a WW2 submarine.
I am now waiting for compensation claims to develop and David Lammy to announce the the chap who died was his friend.

Bbc news
(Link provided by Ron Knee)

Nominated by: Guzziguy

UK Brain Drain

As some regulars on here may already recall, over the last few months my wife and I have been looking at our options of emigrating abroad.

It’s been a hard decision to make, especially after moving from Birmingham to the relative calm and tranquillity of the Lake District – far removed from the woke, virtue-signalling, multi-culturalism and diversity of the big cities.

However, even Cumbria won’t be free from such nightmarish distractions as there is ever more demand from the Islington Woke Mob to make sure the length and breadth of England offers itself up to international inclusion and diversity (Islington and other rich areas of the South East excluded of course.)

On top of all that we have a Left-leaning so-called Tory government offering rich rewards for bone-idle cunts and migrants while taxing the workers and the socially & fiscally responsible.

Not only that but they have crawled up Greta’s shitty arsehole and made Net Zero its number one priority and at all costs, regardless of what most people think otherwise.

And it also hates the self-employed and the whole entrepreneurial spirit – which up until 2019 was one of the Tory policy totems. Instead it throws more bureaucracy and taxation at us and more or less killing off small and medium enterprising businesses.

We’re going to try our luck in Denmark in early April – at least for the first 90 days before having to apply for a visa. Residency in the country is quite tough for countries outside of the EU, but there seems to be many IT vacancies up for grabs that tick my particular boxes , so perhaps that might be enough.

I’m not saying Denmark is the perfect haven because it certainly isn’t. It has similar problems to most other EU countries and of course the UK, but to a far lesser degree.

But it would seem I am not alone in thinking the UK is finished. Thousands upon thousands professional and semi-professional people are leaving these shores and heading either to the EU or the States/Canada. Some of this is down to Brexit, and some down to similar reasons to my own.

And yet the government is totally oblivious in doing anything about this mass exodus. Instead it seems to be lowering the bar until its touching the fucking ground and all you’ll have is cheap labour at cheap prices at unskilled jobs.

To paraphrase Ruff Tuff (and others) – This country is well and truly fucked, and our politicians do not seem to give two shits about it!

The National news

Nominated by Technocunt