Coronation cunts Royal Fans


A cunting for Coronation cunts, some silly cunts have already started camping out on the Mall and have drawn the attention of the media.

Now camping out a week before the event is cuntish in its own right but just take a look at this bunch in the link, now I don’t know if the names are correct but they are definitely a bit suspect.

The King wants to celebrate British diversity, yes fuck that, but he will be impressed with these four, god knows what species they are ?

I have no interest in the Royal show, the Queen is dead, she must have been so disappointed in what is to follow.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Sick of it.

Cowardly Euphemisms

 

I’ve just seen this article regarding fat cunts and the resulting problems with seats on aircraft.

This refusal to describe something candidly as what it is, has annoyed me for ages, but this one takes the biscuit – “large bodied passengers” and “guests of size” indeed, what a load of creepy crawly old wank.

No wonder there are so many fat cunts about now, presumably hardly any of them would acknowledge that it’s a problem.

Msn.com

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

The Welfare State


This was set up to provide temporary relief for people that had fallen on hard times.
It has now developed into an alternative lifestyle for the lazy and feckless.

There are people that have never done a day’s work in their entire lives but still enjoy a lifestyle on par with their working neighbours.

This has been going on for many years.
There are people approaching retirement age who are just going to swap a lifetime of benefits for a pension.

There is no excuse for an abled bodied person not to work.
There is a reasonable percentage of people who now work from home, so there is no excuse for anyone to stay at home and not work.

It is said that in a civilised county nobody should be living on the streets being hungry, but in my opinion that is precisely what is needed.

Don’t work…. Don’t eat.

Lazy fucking cunts churning out kids who will be even lazier than the parents.
Claiming every benefit available, safe in the knowledge that someone else is picking up their bills.

Council house tenants who have lived in the same houses on hugely subsidised rents for decades.
Fuck off.
Buy or rent on the open market like everyone else has to do.
Your accommodation should have been temporary, not a fucking gift from the tax payers.

Let the lazy, bone idle starve.
Along with any immigrants.

Give them fuck all.

Daily Mirror

Nominated by The Artful Cunter.

Crows

 
Are cunts.

Today, while on the dialysis machine, I witnesssed two massive crows attack a lone pretty small black headed gull and they pecked it to the death.

It happened in the garden outside the ward and the crows then plucked the gull’s carcass and then ate it. It was fucking horrible.

No link obviously, but after seeing that I had to cunt the evil bullying cannibalistic bastards.

Vice

Nominated by Norman

Lewis Capaldi (2)

 
is a cunt.

This talent-free tuneless fat cunt is overtaking Ed Sheercunt as the biggest cunt in popular music.

Now, Capaldi does songs that are pretty much the same as those by Sheercunt. Dull, insipid, beige, soulless by numbers love songs that are badly written. But Capaldi also has a very shit singing voice. The useless fat cunt shouts his choruses and, his voice is so bad, you can hear it straining as he does it.

He also sings/shouts in just one key and the ends of his words are always flat. The chorus on his latest dirge ‘Forget Me’ is excruciating. The cunt has a voice that would peel paint. And he also looks like an absolute twat in the video. As if those two birds in the video would go near him. His success is very disturbing. When did pop stars become ugly fat cunts who can’t sing?

Youtube

Nominated by Norman.