The Big Issue North

 
The Beeg ishu or scav rag as it’s known here.
The Big issue North produced in Manchester is going to stop printing.

It blames the death of the
High street, Corona virus,
The cost of living crisis,
Rising costs of energy,
Tory government ,
Pretty much anything on it’s dwindling sales.

One thing it doesn’t blame is the fact that Big issue sellers have gone from our own indigenous tramps to being sold exclusively by eastern European gypsies .

People in the North don’t tend to like these head scarf and cardigan pikeys.
Whereas they might feel a bit of pity for some home grown Billy ciderpants.

So they can add racism to their list of reasons for failure.😁

Guardian

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.

52 thoughts on “The Big Issue North

  1. I read somewhere that our Eastern European friends are eager to become a seller cos it affords some sort of ‘self employed’ status, which gives you access to the benefits system (then you can buy a house back in Old Country).

    Don’t know if that’s correct but it wouldn’t surprise me.

    Morning all.

    • Anyway to get benefits, I think there would be shock to the system to see the numbers of east Europeans living on UK benefits.

      All cunts.

  2. Get these cunts outside the Sainsbury’s near work, one bloke and one headscarf wearing ugly bitch. Sometimes the bloke will say “hello boss, big issue?.” But usually the Cunts are babbling away in some foreign tongue on the phones via their expensive blue tooth headsets.

    Used to be down on their luck natives trying to flog the lefty rag but invariably it’s some swarthy cunt who shouldn’t be here to begin with, that’s the big issue I have!

    • Agreed. If the Big Issue had been a good read, it may have been more successful. It was indeed, a pile of shite. The fact that some fat Bangladeshi woman was waving it in my face may have also be a factor.

  3. It’s the same here in Londonstabistan…….bloody Roma trash slags, none of whom are fucking homeless. They get picked up in a Merc, get their money taken off them and taken home to cook the dinner while the old man teaches the kids advanced level pickpocketing.
    Welcome to Dickensian London. Please Sir, can I have some more?

    • Yep.
      That’s so right Freddie.
      Seen them picked up, and in a Merc.
      There’s two in my area, one has a spot outside of Waitrose, Surbiton and it could be her twin sister who has spot outside John Lewis/Waitrose in Kingston.
      Only the best clientelle for them. 🫤

  4. Roma/Bulgarian? Check
    Headscarf? Check
    Body warmer? Check
    Long skirt with trainers? Check

    “Big issue sir”
    “Not to me, I hope you die of exposure.”

  5. It should only be sold by verified members of the Guild of English Tramps,foreign usurpers should be shot on sight.

    Oh and if they want this “newspaper” or whatever it is to turn a decent profit then get the Page 3 Birds out of retirement.

    Daft commie cunts.

  6. I used to buy it. I never read it, I just felt sorry for those selling it.
    I’d agree with the nom though, it’s sold exclusively by foreign trash now, probably here illegally, so fuck ’em.

    • Yeh time was it used to be sold only by good, decent British down-and-outs.

      Those were the days.

      • Always used to buy the dog a burger.
        No pickle, mustard, onion, ketchup or bun
        Just the burger.
        Stood over him while the dog ate.

    • Fucking funny Jeezum…..I did similar. Fucking foreign beggar asked me for a couple of quid…I said ‘what for?’

      ‘For my poor dog..he hasn’t eaten for days’

      (yeah right, the dog looked healthier than me….this cunt just wanted to pocket it)

      Points to his dog curled up on a scummy duvet in doorway.

      I said ‘wait there…I will see what I can do’

      Came back and he said ‘bless you, you are a kind soul’

      I pulled out my bag a box of dry dog food (got dry stuff…if I had got a can of chappie, this cunt would have eaten it himself I’m sure) opened it up poured a pile of it in front of the dog and fucked off.

      ‘He started complaining, and I said what’s your issue…your fucking dogs fed isn’t it??’

  7. Up here, north of the border, I’m very reliably informed that of the cunts selling the things in this town, only one of them is actually homeless, the others are gimmiegrants, mostly gang managed.

    The source of this information works for the DSS/DWP, so the bloody authorities are well aware that it’s now just a fucking scam, and, for what this is worth, the only homeless one of the bunch? he’s also the only local indigenous seller (and why he’s homeless is a bit of a horror story, so I withdraw the cunt label in his case).

  8. There was one (Albanian roma gypsy woman – skirts, headscarf, flipflops, iphone) in the hospital dept. last week demanding to see someone. She didn’t have an appointment. Couldn’t speak a word of English. She was turfed out amidst much bewailing. I applaud the Hospital.

    • Turf the parasite out with a rotavator for good measure too.

      That’s the spirit.

      • Combine harvester them as they alight from their dinghys on Dover beach.

    • i wouldve directed her to the hospital incinerator.
      ‘Now, get in there, you useless cunt…’

  9. I had one such piece of eurotrash asking me to buy beeg issue. My reply fuck off try English or fuck off back where you came from.
    Mrs CuntyMort was scandalised, tongue pie all the way home.

    Have I passed the wayycist examination?

  10. I let my dog chase a fat one and she can certainly get up some speed for a fat lass.

    My dogs in full agreement with me that these tapping cunts are bad eggs!

    If it wasn’t for such weak laws in this country
    A self employed pillar of the community such as myself should be able to hunt Roma with dogs and receive a £5 reward for every headscarf handed in at a police station.

    • May I recommend a film called “The Hunt”, MNC?
      A bunch of douche liberals try to bump off a bunch of conservatives with amusingly violent outcomes…

  11. There’s a BigIshoo seller in my town who stands outside WH Smiths. She’s a rather large Ronanian woman with a mawkish, swarthy face. I’ve seen her entering the back seat of a Merc at 5pm after a busy day fleecing idiots and I’ve also seen her and her daughter down at the river drinking and littering. When she says, “Help rhe homeless” to me I reply, “You’re not homeless.”

    Brown rats allowed to wander freely in our country. I loathe them.

    • Pedantically, she’s not actually saying she is homeless. Not that they’d get anything out of me even if they were, scrounging cunts.

      • Yes, fair enough Moggs. She wears the full homeless costume though complete with fingerlless gloves. I’ve seen her climbing into a Merc. Also, the corpulent cunt looks like she hasn’t gone more than half an hour without eating.

  12. Can the culturally itinerant actually be homeless, surely by their very lifestyle its intentional?
    Either way, UT’s oven has a roof, walls and central heating.
    Tally ho .

  13. Never bought one, but back in the 90’s I did look at one. All the ads were the old porn numbers like in the Sunday Sport.

  14. Don’t worry the smug Labour Lefties will care for them when they get into power God help us👎👎

    • As Lori Lightfoot in Chicago telling Texas to stop sending immigrants has shown, the Left don’t want to tske care of these people, they want everyone else to.

      • She looks like something out of Day of the Dead. And I don’t mean a survivor.

  15. One of these twats always outside my local Morrisons right by the cash machine, I make a point of drawing out a wad and giving her a look that could burn the devil…

    Open borders, great idea Mr Blair creature…💩

  16. The Roma have a long history and culture of begging, thieving and crime. That’s why they are despised even in their own shithole countries. But they can smell a soft touch from miles away and they’ve sniffed us, don’t worry about that.

  17. In the suburb of Londonistand that I live we have a rag head mag pusher. When she’s not pleads poverty she’s on her mobile phone (oh, the irony).

    I rather help someone who was born and raised here and is clearly English, no some dinghy tripper.

  18. Always puzzles me is, the big issue is supposed to be for UK homeless people to be able to make some money. The Roma filth that sell it therefore have left their country of birth and come to the UK with no job, no home, no worth to GB and are legally allowed to beg.

    FFS, who’s fucking smart idea was that….!!!!

    • I think you’ll find most of them are in the top jobs in the Home Office. The rest of them are running the BBC propaganda machine.
      And they are all cunts.

  19. My Mate works as a warden in the Illegal immigration holding centre at Gatwick Airport. They are ALL Albanians working for the Albanian drug cartel who have control of drugs distribution throughout the country.
    He had to take 140 of them to Birmingham airport last week to be flown back to Albania.
    They are all very upbeat telling my mate “we will see you in a couple of weeks”

    • The pilot should program a heading towards Russian airspace put it on autopilot and grab a parachute.

  20. Meanwhile, at the Etihad stadium…

    KERr-CHINGGG!!!

    ”Another bottle of Krug on your Rice Crispies, Mr Haaland?’

    ‘Fuck the poor!’

  21. I pride myself in my rudeness to sellers of the glossy arse wipe, and have never bought nor considered buying their shite.
    Roma con artists should ( in my opinion ) be corralled, marched to the nearest abattoir and systematically have their throats cut and their rancid carcasses incinerated.Big issue ? No. Not to me.

  22. I’ve never bought a copy because I don’t want to touch something a smelly homeless person has just touched.

  23. If you want to feel scared for your life walking down an historic alley in an English medieval market town, mid-morning, try Spalding or Boston, Lincs (or Great Yarmouth, Norfolk for that matter). Full of the criminal filth. Huzzah

  24. There’s a Dooshka woman who sells the Big Issue in Bury (near Manchester) and around 5pm she always gets picked up by a very expensive looking Mercedes. Homeless my fucking arse. I also saw the very same cunt on Oldham Street in Manchester last week, pestering people to buy bottles of counterfeit perfume. Fuckinfg Eurofilth cunt.

    • Freedom of movement, ” bleeding marvellous”….!

      As Alf would have said…

  25. a very accurate description of several of my towns big issue sellers…..eastern european women

    load of scrounging mafia molls the lot of them.

    cultural enrichment….my fucking arse. how can leaving poland or bulgaria for a life being a big issue seller be a lucrative career move….on in this weak country of our, thats where.

  26. Sold by Roma Pikey who aren’t homeless and charging £4 for the magazine probably didn’t help. Stupid cunts.

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