Spider-Man actor Tom Holland is taking a year-long hiatus from acting to look after his mental health after having a “tough time” in his latest role playing a rapist in The Crowded Room.

Tom whined ” I was seeing myself in him, but in my personal life, I remember having a bit of a meltdown at home and thinking, like, I’m going to shave my head. I need to shave my head because I need to get rid of this character.”

Oh dear. Maybe acting isn’t about standing in front of a green screen scratching your balls after all. You get very well paid to dress up and pretend to be someone else for a living. Plenty of actors down the years have played horrible cunts like Anthony Hopkins serial killing cannibal in Silence of the Lambs, Bruno Ganz portraying Adolf Hitler in Downfall or Michael Sheen as uber cunt Tony Blair three times in various films, yet none felt the need to sit a darkened room afterwards.

Just enjoy the hefty paychecks and getting balls deep in your hot girlfriend you whiny little twat.

To paraphrase Laurence Olivier, “My dear boy, why don’t you just try fucking acting?”

Independent

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

 
An Emperor’s heaving nappy nomination for ESG, or Environmental Social Corporate Governance.

It used be called sustainability and corporate social responsibility a few years ago and now there are investment funds bursting with cash for companies willing to go woke.
The trouble is it’s all bollocks. the companies that score highly on these arbitrary ‘social credit’ metrics are actually not particularly responsible or environmentally sound. Apple, Amazon and Exxon Mobil? Tesla got downgraded because Elon said the wrong things regarding Twitter and fired the useless wasters (mainly women) after taking over.

Still the corporations chasing this unicorn money do so at the expense of the present income. Disney, Vice, Anheuser-Busch, Buzzfeed. Go woke, get the flying monkeys of ESG to give you free money.

It must work. None of them are suffering any financial losses due to ignoring their customer base to chase the rainbow cash.
It’s why every fucking advert is full of gay black trannies. The companies don’t give a fuck about black or gay people, but being seen to by investors with multi billion dollar investment funds is seen as free cash they can then spend on hiring offices in New York and partying the money away (Vice and Buzzfeed staff kept doing this even while investors had pulled the plug due to low quality output and loss of ad revenue).

I guess the bottom line matters after all.

Youtube

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.

 
A ‘fuck you boyo’ cunting for luvvy gobshite Michael Sheen.

Sheen’s been mouthing off on the vexing question of whether or not actors can credibly play identities where they don’t have the appropriate life experience; you know, can a hetrosexual realistically play a gay person and so on.

Sheen pontificates that he finds it ‘very hard to accept’ actors who are not Welsh portraying Welsh characters. So speaks the man who’s pursued a very lucrative career playing such obviously Welsh characters as Brian Clough, Tony Bliar and
David Frost.

Personally laddo, I don’t think your profession would make much progress if your colleagues felt the same way. No Oscar for Colin Firth in ‘The King’s Speech’ because he didn’t really have a stutter. No Oscar for Eddie Redmayne in ‘The Theory of Everything’ because he wasn’t really a wheelchair bound sufferer from motor neurone disease. And I’m pretty sure that your fellow Welsh thespian Anthony Hopkins hadn’t actually killed a census taker and then eaten his liver with some fava beans and a fine Chianti.

It’s called ‘acting’ dear boy. A-C-T-I-N-G. Look it up in the dictionary some time.

Youtube

Nominated by Ron Knee.

 
My neighbour has just ruined the look of our very desirable street by having fuck off great solar panels fitted to the roof of his home.

He is more than happy to discuss their merits regarding their ‘green’ credentials, and more importantly to him……the money he will save.

Now, aside from the fact they look fucking awful on his roof…due to the fact they have had to fit a mismatch of shapes to suit his roofline…..I decided to look into his claims. To which he has seemingly been mugged right off.

Just looks at the figures here:

Useful lifespan of solar panels is approx 20-25 years.

The average time it takes to recoup you costs to have them fitted is 12-26 years

Okaaaaayyy, so potentially by the time you’ve finished clawing back what you’ve paid to have them fitted, it’s nearly time to replace them??

Someone’s being cunted right off here. I pointed this out to my neighbour….who then said they would probably be moving within 8 years!

Fucking idiot.

green match

Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

£6,000,000 a day in hotel fees. £3,000,000,000 a year as a cost to the taxpayer. Let those numbers sink in. Then you have a Home Secretary (can’t be bothered with her name, it wouldn’t matter which party or person anyway) has admitted it is overwhelmed by the volume of migrants/asylum seekers/criminals/rapists/murderers/thieves etc coming over.

So this amount of money can only go up. Let’s not forget many women are also in this who will pop out many sprogs, which will also cost in housing, education, health service, translation and police (inevitably). Does not make me want to raise my kids in this country and pay my taxes. Does make me extremely angry and sad.

telegraph

Nominated by Fortress Cuntimus.