I don’t suffer fools gladly…never have done. Once someone starts talking bollocks as to their wealth, achievements, possessions and are more interested talking about themselves then my shutters go up.
Here’s an example today of a cunt, Benjamin Mendy, trying to impress with his virility he claimed, according to the bbc and guardian, to have slept with 10000 women. Bullshit button on high alert. Whilst also being a cunt as he’s in the dock for alleged rape.
His statement that he has ‘slept’ with 10000 women is just bullshit. Ok maybe if he was in his later years I can see there’s a possibility…..high profile bloke, wealthy etc.
But he’s not getting on in years….he is 28, and a footballer- so not a full time porn star.
I have to assume he wasn’t fucking anything that moved when he was say 16 or 17, as he wasn’t a well paid famous footballer and let’s be honest when you are that age you do want to fuck anything that moves……but girls generally don’t- well quite so much anyway, so opportunities are sparse. So on that basis lets say he was in good shagging form at 18…..so that’s 10 years of shagging.
A 1000 different women a year then. That equates to two and three quarter different women he’s shagged every day of every year for ten years……whilst also having to ‘work’ as a footballer.
The word ‘bollocks’ spring to mind….and even without this rape accusation he is a prime bullshitting cunt.
Nominated by Chuff Chugger.
I have to agree with you sir sounds like an awful amount of B/S. C.A.
Sounds like Diane Abbott totted them up for him.
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She was probably one of them.
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She counts as 4 women though so we need to apply the abbot effect to the maths.
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When Gene Simmons says he’s shagged 5000 women, he can be believed because he’s an aging rockstar with a very long tongue.
This guy however…… just a cunt.
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Men always exaggerate when it comes to shagging, I never do anything like that, I just let my 10” weapon do the talking 😂
It’s never about quantity it’s quality that counts, my crap shags definitely outnumber the quality ones but there have been a few great shags.
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The 10000 I’ve had have all been shit.
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They must have been with Mendy before you got to them 😂
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When he says 10,000 how many where awake?
Next he will be saying he is a good father.
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Maybe he’s including all the cats, dogs, goats, sheep and monkeys in that number.
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I’d more or less expect him to have fucked off that amount of women, the annoying lying cunt.
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I fucked 1000 women in one night once. I just don’t like to brag about 😉
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What about those cunts that endlessly talk about themselves and never once ask how you are or are the slightest bit interested in what anyone else has to say.
This old bag at work is one. I came in one day and told her that my brother had died of a heart attack, instead of showing a little empathy she just went on about herself and her fucking loathsome family .
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FF, for some people, it’s all about them.
They live in a microcosm, there’s nothing outside of that, at all.
I pity them, their tiny narrow world.
My sincere condolences to you and all your family.
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Sorry to hear about your brother, FF.
Some people are too self-absorbed to allow time for anyone but themselves. Tell thst hag to shut the fuck up nextvtime she decides to talk about herself, and tell her she’s thick and boring.
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Wayne Rooney could probably have done that if he’d had a career at Saga Cruises rather than a professional footballer.
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1000 wanks more likely is the reality and probably underestimated that count, the wanker
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My old pal, pro pornstar reckons about 6000 over 20 years.
Mendy is full of shit.
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Of course, as I said to JLo and Ben Affleck one night, when I was staying at the Hamptons, after scoring the winning goal in the cup final and becoming the new heavyweight champion of the world, my new Aston Martin that I had custom ordered was the wrong colour. I specifically asked for Emerald Green and they’ve done it in Burnt Orange. FFS.
I immediately got on the phone to Farnsworth my family butler back at my Country Manor in Buckinghamshire and advised him I’d be flying back on my private jet in a matter of hours.
After that I contacted my fund manager and asked him what the value of my current capital and investment portfolio was worth and he advised me that I was now a billionaire – millionaires are so 1990s daaaaahling!
I then selected one my harem of former Victoria Secret Models for a bit of Rumpy Pumpy before I left.
Sorry….er…. what was this nom about again???
😉😁
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Well obviously he’s lying but his “victims” are no better. There’s a lot of these tarts doing a #metoo trying it on when it doesn’t go their way.
However……as he’s French, black and gets paid by filthy A-rabs then there’s only one conclusion…….guilty as fuck!
This cunt is just lucky I’m not on the fucking jury that’s all!
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I am sure you would listen to the evidence with impartiality before finding the cunt guilty 😂
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The poof parade in London has been disrupted by just stop oil 😂
Like anyone gives a fuck but suck my dick isn’t happy
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Saw a bunch of gays going into the tube station this morning, obviously on their way to the Poof parade. Fucking hell….tight little shorts, bright rainbows all over them, glitter on their faces and multi coloured hair. You’ve never seen such a bunch of cunts in your life. I’d like to see them go mincing past a mosque the filthy fucking pe*verts.
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They need the poof police to keep them safe from the JSO whimps.
What a bunch of cunts, napalm the fucking lot.
Landlord more ale!!!
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The poop tube line 😂
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Excellent news.
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I can’t stand bragging.
I often stand at my artisan made country cream gate, on the plum slate path,
Glorying in the scent of the jasmine flowering on the pergola archway,
Whilst admiring the manicured surroundings.
And think to myself
” I can’t abide braggarts”
Not because they aren’t as well endowed as me
Or as good-looking.
Its just they’re vulgar
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Just the one gate? MNC.
I love the smell of Jasmine too. She’s a mucky cunt but keeps herself in top shape!
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Same MNC.
While I was sitting and in my 12 bedroomed 5 bathroomed mansion with stunning 360 grounds, I said to my stunningly beautiful wife, ‘I can’t stand those who boast.’
She agreed, as she was opening her fanmail and advising governments around the world.
I pondered on this and I pondered so much that I couldn’t decide whether to drive the Bentley or the Roller to my Masonic lodge meeting. It was an impossible choice, so I used my helicopter instead, which I flew myself of course.
Sadly, I had to call into my Bupa hospital after I tripped on my gigantic penis at home later in the evening.
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More fool the tarts, pity he didn’t get galloping knob rot.
The cunt.
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Not so bright when facing multiple rape accusations. Still he plays for Manchester City and they do have issues with getting their numbers straight.
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Ive known plenty of bullshit artists like this.
Ive also known a lot of people who are genuinely wealthy.
Most people with money don’t really brag about it. Some don’t have to because their car and assets say it for them. Some you would never know they were millionaires.
Then you have the wannabe’s hamstringing themselves with a Rolex on credit and PCPing AUDIs and BMWs because they can’t afford them outright, and wouldn’t be seen in a French or Japanese car. Taking pictures of their ‘beautiful’ new build (which the average person walking past the street will own more than the owners shortly.) to post on Twatbook.
The last quarter of this year should fuck those pricks right up. Get it fucking up ‘ ye.
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What delusional fuckwit brags about owning a new build? A handful of bricks round a wooden frame, plasterboard interior and rooms so small you’d suffocate if you farted.
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Indeed Moggie, I’ve seen bigger rabbit hutches.
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This bragging is his defense against the rape accusations, that’s how thick he is.
” I didn’t rape no womans, I gor womans throwin themself at me. I don’t need to rape any womans, innit and sheeit”
And, my God, he’s fucking ugly.
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I couldn’t comment on his romantic interests so just hang the cunt.
Then brag about it on twatter.
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About 10 years ago, it was claimed that Warren Beatty (great in the 60s, 70s and in 1998’s hilarious political satire, Bulworth) beefed 13,000 women since he was a teenager and at first it was ridiculed, but then we all sat down at crunched the numbers and people came forward attesting to Warren’s cocksmanship and it true or true enough. Warren, unlike this Benny Mendy clown, was indeed shagging around 2-3 women per day, he’d proposition every beautiful women he saw around Los Angeles and elsewhere and always got his hole, it would seem. The movie Shampoo (1975) that he is in, is pretty much based on Warren, but with him as a hairdresser not an actor, to make it, err… more believable? Or less demoralizing to ordinary men back then? I don’t know, but the point is that only sex addicted gorgeous rich megastars like Warren Beatty can work their way through women on a scale of a 2nd Division football stadium.
Rock Hudson, of course, probably equalled or surpassed Warren, but we don’t mention that! Gay sex records are like Normal v Special Olympic records.
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The first ever AIDS joke I ever heard in 1985.
Q: What’s the lowest stage of AIDS?
A: Rock Bottom.
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IBM
Incredible Bullshitting Man
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Most likely the amount of times the black cunt’s been nutmegged in the twats career.
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When I read about that ugly n! gger footballer’s boast, my first thought was imagine having 10,000 guide dogs in your house, my second thougth was that he sounded like Jay from The Inbetweeners:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee0ChGijQvY
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Just seen a picture of the cunt his probably had less pussy than Quintin crisp judging by the look of the ugly cunt
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Mendy is just like a Chicken Floyd George Genkis Khan. Get in their my son!
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I ‘ve always found that most blokes who boast about having loads of women – and especially fit ones – are fantasists and bullshitters. Some lads gob off about shagging a ridiculous amount of birds and all of them crackers, But only loaded rock stars get that sort of action.
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In his autobiography Bill Wyman claimed to have slept with over 1’000 women.
Now, even for a Rolling Stone, that is hard to believe.
Mind you, in Keef’s autobiography, he says that groupies would wait in line outside Wyman’s hotel room. And that most of them would be in and out within minutes. Maybe it took Bill only a couple of minutes to have a shag….😉
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Benjy Mendy is a young black bloke, and therefore bit of a Mitty. No bidy beyond the age on twelve would or could entertain his nonsense, unless they are the slack jawed, gormless followers of dudebro pricks like Andrew Tate or other influencers. the back-to-front baseball cap fuckwits who say everyone’s a ‘baller’ and go nuts over energy drinks.
Had he been a tradesman and come out with these he wouldve been laughed off site;
The ego of young black men is as fragile as a cheese straw. That is something you will never hear in the media or in the rap lyrics, but you find out via an ‘exchange of views’. They are obsessed with respect and status, and, therefore, easily trolled.
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They can dish it out but are very poor st taking sny back. They don’t like it when they try the race card and you laugh it off and call them a wanker.
It gets even funnier when their white girlfriends starts getting upset, as she knows he will take it on her when they get home.
Fragile white ego? Take a look in the mirror.
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