I’m rapidly running out of places to eat because I cross off places that sing happy birthday or some other shit to cunts who are celebrating.

We ate at a Turkish place last night and the fucking loudspeaker blurted out 4 times for some cunts birthday.

Sometimes a little cake with a candle on is presented and this is duly followed by clapping and cheering.

The recipients nearly always look embarrassed by it so why bother. Just let them eat their meal and fuck off.

If I’m not mistaken singing happy birthday is illegal anyway or used to be as it’s still under copyright.

Happy Birthday Copyright Link
(Fabulous link provided by – Part Time Admin – PTA)

I reckon that Marie Antoinette started it all. Fucking frog.
Sorry no link, it just pisses me off.

Nominated by: infidelgastro

Seconded by: Geordie Twatt

I’ll second this. Noisy bastards celebrating something not worth celebrating are complete cunts.

In particular I’d single out an authentic Burns Supper complete with piper for particular opprobrium. What the fuck is there to celebrate about a tax inspector who penned a bit of doggerel anyway?

Then there’s all that fuss about a bag of minced sheep’s offal, and some cunt in a skirt does his best to burst everyone’s eardrums. I know some people who subject themselves to this torture every year who even have no family connection whatsoever to Scotland, stupid sods.

Point of order, however. Marie Antoinette was Austrian, not French.

Do women have a cervix? Do women have a backbone would be a better question nowadays.

Women used to have backbones (my mother had one) but not anymore.

It was ‘International Woman’s Day’ yesterday. I am sure you celebrated with with your wives and sisters and mothers cunters.

What a great day to truly reflect in what it is to be a woman.

Poor Annaliese Dodds couldnt get to that. Because she couldnt even define what a woman is. She was asked to define a woman-

Miss Dodds replied: “I have to say there are different definitions legally around what a woman actually is. You look at the definition within the Equality Act and I think it just says someone who is adult and female but then it doesn’t say how you would define either of those things. You have got the biological definition, legal definition”

Miss Barnett said: “With respect, I didn’t ask for that. What’s the Labour definition?”

Miss Dodds replied: “With respect Emma, I think it does depend what the context is, surely? I mean surely that is important here.’

JK Rowling rather brilliantly defined the situation as ‘they that cannot be named’.

Dodds Interview Link
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Modern women don’t have any balls.

Oh for the days of Germane and burning your bra. There was something real at least about them.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

P&O Ferries – Aka Piss Off Customers & Employees Ferries.

What a shambles this company is. Took loads of furlough money even though their head office is located in another region (Cheers Sunak – Chancellor of Fraud & Giveaways Dept), relocated their head office because of Brexit and then sacked the entire workforce (only the British ones) and then blamed unions (yeah because the French unions are a bastion of light compared to our toothless self featherers). In the process fucking their customers holidays up and saying you should make alternative plans???? Huh…. That’s why they paid you clowns for you are as much of a disgrace as that shitty RyanAir shite.

Cunts!

https://www.poferries.com/en#route – fancy booking a trip to no where? Go to this one.

MSN Link – backstory

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

Seconded with additional link provided by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Seconded. The cunts had bus loads of foreign ‘agency’ workers waiting at the docks in Hull. They boarded as soon as the rightful employees left, after a day’s sit down on the boat. Ironically named ‘The Pride of Hull’

They also abandoned people who had sailed to the continent, even though they must have known they were suspending sailings when the tickets were bought.

These cunts are Arab owned. No doubt they will staff the boats with 3rd world workers. Probably those that havent been killed or maimed building World Cup stadia.

Filthy Arab cunts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-60794951

Lent – another four-letter word

I don´t know if Protestants and other heretics observe Lent but it´s the only time I feel any sympathy with Moslems who fast for 30 days. That´s easy compared with what we Papes have to put up with. A minimum of 40 days and often it lasts longer. No drinking, no Internet porn, no arguing with wife, daily mass, fasting, giving my hard-earned cash to worthless scumbags. It´s all down there, chiselled in stone so I have no choice.

Still there´s Easter to look forward to – that is if it ever comes. An English Catholic writer called Caryll Houselander once said that she was surprised at how quickly Lent passed and hinted that it should be longer so we could enjoy our suffering more. She must have been on speed or something.

Nominated by: Mr Polly