The Collins family and their monstrous grave.

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This cunt and his family of traveller criminals not content with causing chaos a couple of years ago with a horrible funeral have put up, a horrendous monument.

The so called traveller king of Sheffield (no one in Sheffield was aware of his kinghood) was a con man who conned old age pensioners and his family

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And many more of his clan if you Google Collins Sheffield court.

Family are threatening violence if this unplanned monument is knocked down.

Bunch of cunts.

Nominated by: John McCunty

Seconded by: Jeezum Priest

I’ve lived in Sheffield all my life and I’ve never heard of this so called King of Sheffield.

It was only a broadsheet report about this graveyard monstrosity that bought the cunts to my attention.

All I’ve got to say is they ought to be glad Dave Lee is dead, because he’d have battered the lot of you, and kicked that memorial to powder.

With a third by: Miles Plastic

The King of Sheffield
(Those people complaining about his memorial)

One of 19 children and the father of 9. ‘Big’ Willy Collins the bare-knuckle fighter has passed away.

What a marvellous spectacle it must have bern what with a horse- drawn carriage followed by a lines of Rolls Royces for the funeral. (All paid for by hard-earned graft) and his 37 tonnes gravesite Memorial made of Carrara marble.

Here is description of it-

‘It features two life size statues of Willy, a stone seat engraved with the word ‘King’ and a solar-powered jukebox playing his favourite songs’

‘It is surrounded by four flagpoles bearing the Irish flag, depictions of Jesus Christ and biblical scenes and is lit up in LED lights that change colour. It is also under 24-hour CCTV monitoring, which his family have access to in order to see and ‘speak’ to him.’

How innovative they have been in designing it.

I would much prefer this ‘ostentation’ than a hole in the wall cremation with no ceremony and just thrown to the four winds without a suitable place to be remembered

Willy has inspired me to save up for a burial and suitable Memorial for myself.

ISACers probably don´t pay much attention to Brazilian politics and I don´t blame them. However, I have spent much of my life in Brazil and seen at first hand how every president has fucked up a country with great potential and turned it into a pariah on the international stage for burning down the Amazon rainforest, accepting constant environmental disasters leading to thousands of deaths and tolerating the existence of huge shantytowns called “favelas” run by armed gangs of drug traffickers.

Brazil returned to “democracy” in 1985 after 20 years of brutal, incompetent military rule. Since then every president – apart perhaps from Fernando Henrique Cardoso – has been corrupt and inept. Three of them never ended their terms of office because they were impeached or died and the vice presidents took over. Dilma Rousseff forged her CV, Fernando Collor robbed the treasury, Lula used the state-owned oil company Petrobras as his piggy bank, Itamar Franco was photographed at the Carnival next to a model who had “forgotten” she claimed to put on her panties – see link.

Jose Sarney has headed a Mafia-style family that has enriched itself while running parts of the poverty-stricken Northeast for decades. Jailbird Lula, allegedly a Socialist, is a friend of Cuba, Venezuela and Putin. The incumbent is a Covid denier called Jair Bolsonaro who did not visit a hospital once during the pandemic that has killed over 600,000 people and sent the army through Brasilia to intimidate Congress.

The election later this year will be between Bolsonaro – also a friend of Putin – and Lula. Poor Brazil. Still there´s the Carnival – which will be held in April this year (like celebrating Christmas in February)- and the World Cup to look forward to.
Anyway after that rant, you deserve a bit of pussy fun.

Check this link:
http://www.oexplorador.com.br/eu-estava-tao-levada-pela-emocao-de-estar-ao-lado-do-presidente-que-juro-nem

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Megan Topping and her Greggs obsession for your consideration.

Some people decide to do some extraordinary things to achieve a lifetime goal. Reach the summit of a mountain, travel across a vast expanse of water, travel through uncharted territory, but not this stupid bint, oh no, she’s a trailblazer.

Megan has decided to visit every Greggs in the country, in her honourable pursuit of cuntishness.

She’s eaten 10,000 sausage rolls, and spends £300 a month in the gourmet establishments, yet she’s only 8 stone and “leads a healthy lifestyle “.
“ So far, she’s visited every Greggs in Greater Manchester, said: “I couldn’t be more excited. I work a lot and I wanted to do something fun with my life, so I thought, ‘Sod it, why not?’

AMAZING. It takes a special kind of person to commit to such an enormous challenge in the pursuit of her personal goal of being, well, a proper thick cunt.

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Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe