Stuck for a festive present this year? How about this to melt away those festive blues:
That’s right. Target, America’s version of Poundland, is flogging a poo-pusher Santa. What better way to support the shirt-lifting community than purchasing a ho-ho-homo Father Christmas. What could be more festive than old White Beard nudging in your Yuletide log. He’s sure to warm your chestnuts while fixing his mince pies on your chocolate ho-ho-hole.
🎶 Santa baby, hurry down a chocolate chimney tonight.
Move over Christmas tree fairy, there’s a new queen in town. Santa is a reindeer-hoof.
Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous
(More info about Target here – Day Admin)