Euphemism users are Cunts.

I ran into an acquaintance who I hadn’t seen for a while. When I made the mistake of asking about his wife (a fine looking tart in her day and not overly burdened with morals), he told me that he’d “lost Jennifer over a year ago”…I nearly burst out laughing. It sounded like he’d left a bag of shopping on the bus or something, where it still was,forever doomed to an endless tour of rural Northumberland.

A few more….

Lazy,wobbly Fat-Fuck ….. cuddly
Thick Cunt……… educationally-challenged
Raving Nutter….. a character
Spazz…differently-abled
Gay….predatory homosexuals who behave and dress like drunken tarts on a Blackpool hen-night.

Normal people shouldn’t be forced to adopt these “polite” terms..Call a Spade a Spade (or Darkie), I say. After all,nobody is fooled for long,but sometimes I have to stop and try and decipher what the fuck people mean when they use these silly terms.

Fuck Off.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

A cunting for Jon ‘ Ive never seen so many white people in one place ‘ Snow.
If you don’t like seeing white people Jon, the world is full of delightful non white shitholes .
I’m sure you’ll love it, take your obnoxious spawn with you.
You Fucking Cunt.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

This bigoted cunt deserves to be kicked out of his shitty Channel 4 job for saying he’d never seen so many white people at the Leave rally on 29th March.

Honestly if that comment was about never so many black faces he would have been made to resign by now.

Please write to Ofcom and complain bitterly.

Nominated by Cuntologist

Jon Snow is a portentous streak of piss.

His purely racist sentence was said barely containing his sniffy, self-imposed importance. The terminally-pompous noodle should be ashamed though he’s probably being backslapped for his loaded “reporting” by the liberal echelons of Channel 4 News.

“It’s been the most extraordinary day!” Oh, you choose to be amazed at people protesting their majority vote being ignored but not the continual atrophying of Democracy? .

Get fucked Twinkles. It’s time to put the spliff down, you Junkie journalist cunt

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Useless dead cunts as ‘news’… What a load of bollocks…
OK, if a world leader, Pope, sporting legend like Gordon Banks, or a big cultural figure (Elvis, Lennon etc) snuffs it then that’s going to make the news…. Fair enough…

But any nonentity cunt pops off now and it’s front page bullshit and BBC ‘tributes’….
One Direction cunt’s sister croaks? Mass media hysteria… Some Love Island twat ceases to be? It’s like it’s JFK Mark II…. What the fuck will be next? Some soap star’s window cleaner? Country goes into mourning over Simon Cowell’s granny? Not only are the useless and talentless revered now, they are also eulogised… What a load of fucking cunt.

Nominated by Norman

A red flag 1984* cunting please for the man who would be “Speed” to Steptoe’s Citizen Smith in a Labour government.

This is the time of life when poor old John should be putting his feet up – perhaps a bit of light exercise on a Sunday morning by helping his old mate Jeremy on his allotment, shovelling in the manure, followed by a quick trip to the boozer for a swift half. If he can’t resist the limelight as most MPs cant, he could sign up to an agency and do adverts for stairlifts, denture fixative or funeral plans. However, it seems that he wants to send economic civil servants for “retraining”, which is where 1984 comes in:

* How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?

– Four

But if the party says there are not 4 but 5 – then how many? ……

As George Orwell wrote in 1984 “It takes a long time to become well, Winston”

This is a deluded dangerous old man. Make no mistake Steptoe might dream of the glorious day, but all he does is talk about it. He hasn’t even got the guts to admit he is a Brexiteer, instead allowing Dame Keir, Hilary Duckie-Benn and Sugartits to take over the farce, but old John, despite the grandad haircut, glasses and false teeth is the real thing – a total off-his-rocker cunt, yet I am sure fuckwits like Polly Toynbee would find him frightfully amusing and believable and urge her readers in the breakfast to vote for this commie crap.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

As an atheist I never thought I would say this, but I am with the parents of all religions in their outrage at what is being unnecessarily forced on children.

Tolerance, yes, acceptance up to a point, yes. Celebration? No.

Homosexuality is natural so we must accept it. Fair enough, but a line has to be drawn on what seems to be the glorification of it.

Trannies are not natural, they are mentally ill and there is no justification for encouraging or normalising them. If Norman wants to dress up and be called Floella then he (and it is he) must accept any ridicule that comes his way. Not violence or bullying, but old fashioned ridicule.

I wouldn’t want my kids subjected to this totalitarian liberal shit so I can imagine what religious parents feel.
This teaching can only push the Moslems in particular further away from mainstream integration and modern society.

Liberal cunts who never consider unintended consequences.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble