A nomination for hot weather. Not only is it bloody uncomfortable, but it also brings out all the morons, all the scum and about another million cars on the road. Worse still are the sun worshippers (cunts themselves) and the bloody annoying people who always ask whether you’re enjoying the weather. No I’m not so sod off.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
Julian Assange is a whinging soppy faced cunt…
He looks like Alexander Armstrong in a wig and has been arrested by the Met Police on a warrant presented by Westminster Council citing he is a shite stirring cuntox. He has been sat in the Ecuador Embassy in London since 2012 hiding from prosecution for sexual assault in Sweden….fucking 2012…!! Six fucking years unwillingly listening to Spanish speaking visa applications and eating guinea pig. Even the Ecuadorians are fucked off with the shite stirring twat and have off’d him with a leak of their own.
Nominated by Daz Wud
Assange is a CUNT of the highest order. I have seen him interviewed a few times and he won’t let anyone get a word in, nor will he answer a question without going off on some meaningless diatribe. He may as well have been speaking a foreign language, so little did it make sense.
Then there is the fact that he was publishing thousands of stolen documents. Handling stolen goods was still a crime, the last time I checked.
If it was someone who had stolen thousands of documents from Britain we would damn well want him locked up too. Like them or loathe them, the Americans are our greatest allies and supporters. This cunt has stolen from them so we should put him on the next flight to America.
Nominated by Robin Bastard
Extradition of Julian Assange, a strategic annalist Marmite Wikileaks man, from the Equador Embassy. Some may view this as just rewards, others as him being made a scapegoat for exposing the corruption of the powerful. Ecuadorian president Lenin Moreno states he abused the hospitality of the embassy. Others believe that this is the consequence of wiki leaks exposing this president & his family of corruption, perjury & money laundering. Wiki leak revealed gruesome war crimes against civilians & prisoners. Assange has been branded as a selfish narcissistic, or is he just some one with a human conscience. Is his extradition justified as some may approve, or is this the UK government just a plaything for the US goverment to demonize him, and straight jacket journalists. Chelsea Manning who initially leaked the files to Julian Assange has now been sentenced once again for refusing to reveal details against Julian Assange. Will the UK government surrender and extradite him to the US. Will he receive a fair trial, or will they add on many other charges. My own greatest fear is that whatever anyone may believe, this is a further dark day for free speech, as with our own Tommy Robinson. Our government states ” No one is above the law.” Unless you are a political NIMBY with erectile or hormone dysfunction.
Your thoughts on this please.
Nominated by Lostsheep
Jeremy Corbyn and Julian Assange.
I know Cunt Corbyn is cunted on this site quite a bit. However he’s like a gift that just keeps on giving.
So that cowardly streak of piss who was holed up in the Ecuadorian embassy has finally been booted out for basically being a giant cunt and subsequently arrested.
Rightly so too.
Even if you can sympathise with his expose on the shit the US military has been doing for years. He still broke the law obtaining the damaging evidence. So like any other citizen on the fucking planet he should face the justice system of the country he stole top secret information from.
Is he above the justice system ?
Is he more important than anyone else ?
Fuck no.
However our commie pal Corbyn seems to think so. Apparently the UK Government should block any attempts from the US requesting extradition.
Well sorry Jezza. Unfortunately they have a completely legal right to have him extradited to face the justice system of their country. It’s basic fucking law. How the fuck don’t you know this as leader of the opposition? Your stupidity is actually terrifying.
Even if the UK did block any attempt of extradition it would cause our nation to be embroiled in a diplomatic tussle with the world’s only superpower. Sounds like a cracking strategy there. Furthermore I believe the UN would back the US due to, I say again, their LEGITIMATE RIGHT to put the cunt on trial.
Assange should stop being a snivelling cowardly prick and face the consequences of his actions.
Fucking beta males the both of em.
Nominated by Cuntoxed
A blanket nomination for anyone who wears ripped trousers.
It used to be the preserve of stupid teenage girls. Now it’s commonplace. You can see why clueless dopey teenagers might want to wear something that looks like it came from a rubbish tip, as in their immature minds, they are looking ‘cool’, but you’d think that adults would have more sense – or maybe I’m just being a cunt for thinking that.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
A finger lickin’ KFC Bargain Bucket cunting please for Dawn Butler on her second go round as an MP (the first ending with the exposure of her eagerness to take part in the expenses scandal a decade ago).
Butler’s pug ugly face looms on the front bench of Steptoe’s shadow cabinet these days, and her head seems as full of shit as ever:
https://labourlist.org/2019/03/why-labour-is-launching-the-bernie-grant-leadership-programme/
What an honour it would be to achieve the pinnacle of the Bernie Grant Award – the now dead racist M.P. famous for saying that the riot which resulted in the death of P.C. Keith Blakelock that the police “deserved a good hiding”. What a charmer he was – a sort of butch David Lammy.
To think that if cretins like Dame Keir, Steptoe, Boles and Grieve sabotage today’s vote there is every chance in a month or so the Labour party, with fuckwits like this repulsive woman could be running the country.
Have a good day.Fuck off.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
Ah, Spring is in the air. Mild, sunny weather, the cheerful chirruping of the birds, the soothing drone of bees. There’s an explosion of colour in the garden, and I’ve spent the afternoon pottering about there. It’s time to collapse onto my sunbed and enjoy a glass of cool wine.
But what’s that? Oh no! Here they come, those cunts on four wheels, awakened from their winter hibernation and cruising around the neighbourhood grinding out those jangling chimes that are guaranteed to remove the wax from your lug holes and set your teeth on edge. Ice cream vans. Or should that be I scream vans?
There’s the cunt that blares out the theme from ‘Dr Zhivago’ every ninety seconds. There’s one who lets rip with ‘you are my fucking sunshine’. There’s another cunt who gives it large with ‘boys and girls come out to play’. Over and over. Every ninety seconds. No sooner has one faded blissfully away into the distance than another twat rolls up. The cocks must operate on a rota.
‘Boys and girls come out to play’? Here’s one boy who’d like to, with a grenade launcher and an AK-47. Ice cream? It would be a fucking case of eat lead, sucker, and peace in our time.
Nominated by Ron Knee