A nomination please for Burger King. Now, I’m not a particularly big fan of fast food. I prefer to stay healthy. However, I’ve been known to indulge in the odd Big Mac or Whopper meal. The rare occasions that I do indulge will now solely be at Maccy D’s. Because Burger King UK have just shown themselves to be a bunch of virtue signalling, left wing cock jockeys.

As we all know, it’s become something of a trend lately for sad, low IQ, virginal lefties to throw milkshakes over MEP candidates with whom they disagree. Farage, Tommy Robinson and Sargon of Akkad being three of the most prominent victims. In fact it’s becoming so prevalent that Police Scotland tweeted a request to fast food outlets not to sell milkshakes or ice creams during a recent Farage rally in Scotland. Said fast food outlets duly obliged. Except Burger King UK, who thought it would be funny to tweet “‘Dear people of Scotland. We’re selling milkshakes all weekend. Have fun,’ Burger King tweeted, along with the hashtag #justsaying”. They also liked a number of Antifa tweets.

Completely forgetting the far left in the UK are actually a MINORITY, BK have, rightly in my opinion, faced a massive backlash, causing them to issue a grovelling apology and deny that they were in anyway inciting violence. It may just be a milkshake, but it’s still assault. Besides, when Corbyn had an egg thrown at him, the guy who did it was arrested and charged. Many people have taken to twitter to ask if they can throw milkshakes over BK staff, most though have announced their intention to take their custom elsewhere, hence BK making the grovelling apology, because nothing makes a large company shit itself more than the thought of a drop in profits.

Personally, out of the two, I prefer Maccy D’s, because I find BK’s fair somewhat tasteless. However, that won’t be a problem anymore, because I will not now be spending my money (however infrequent it may be) in Burger King ever again. Fuck Burger King, and their snowflake bosses. Incidentally, if anyone here ever ventures over to the US and develops a sudden craving for a burger, I would recommend a visit to Wendy’s. In my humble opinion, they are far better than Maccy D’s and BK combined.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Peterborough.

This by election was a chance to tell the establishment to wholeheartedly get fucked. Fiona Onaspeedway was fucked off for being a lying cow and Peterborough who had always been a Tory stronghold had the chance to vote in the brexit parties first MP, so we can maybe have brexit ……… Maybe.

But no they fucked it all up, and somehow what was a Tory shoe in, has become a Corbyn lefty wank fest. First off only 45% bothered to turn up and vote so people obviously don’t give a fuck, and maybe people were protesting, wiping their arse with ballot papers and what not, but unfortunately protest votes don’t do anything, other than let the dickheads win. The one silver lining is we can all be ‘that cunt’ just like the BBC and if we add up all the votes for the leave parties and compare that to the remain. They would have won with 51%. Notice how the BBC subtly left that out of their reporting of the result.

Either way regardless of the brexit party not winning, I can see why people wouldn’t necessarily think they’re up for the big job as they only have one policy so far, it’s the fact that Peterborough have swung from the shambles of May’s party to the hell on earth of Corbyn’s hug a terrorist party. If this is a sign for what’s to come in a general election we’re all fucked.

Nominated by elboobio

GORDON BROWN:

A good tartan cunting (and with luck he will get both, the latter from Jess Phillips) for the lugubrious old fucker, former Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who has today sought and got an *enquiry* into the financial arrangements of the Brexit Party, because old jockstrap fears that the money “might come from anywhere” ( a bit like the donations handed to him and Anthony Blair, for *access*). The relevant body will inspect the Brexit party TOMORROW.

What a spiteful childish act from this one-eyed heap of shit, who took part with his tarry fingered colleagues of a decade ago in the expenses scandals, of which he availed himself abundantly.

Hopefully, like the “bigoted woman”, this means that the obese old fart’s behaviour will backfire on him, and he has just lost old Steptoe another few thousand votes – or perhaps that is what he and the fancy nancy boys of Blairite New Labour want?

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

And urgent nomination please for Gordon Brown and the ‘Peoples’ Vote loons. They have complained to the Election Commission that Nigel Farage’s Brexit party have illegally accepting undeclared donations of over £500 (the limit for which donations must be declared) from anonymous sources, something Farage has vehemently denied. Consequently, the deeply partisan lickspittles at the EC will be visiting the Brexit Party HQ on Tuesday 21st May to conduct an investigation in this allegation which to my knowledge, has absolutely no basis in fact. It was mono-eyed cuntstick, Brown who made a written complaint to the EC, demanding an investigation. And of course, being staffed with biased left wing cock jockey’s, they have obliged. The timing of this, just days before the EU elections, is suspicious, to put it mildly.

I doubt the EC will find anything, but I will be surprised if they don’t at least attempt a hatchet job on the Brexit Party. Meanwhile, the ‘Peoples’ Vote cunts have been blatantly displaying their hypocrisy by announcing to their equally braindead supporters that they will be accepting donations up to £499, £1 below the limit for declaring donations. They’ve even admitted that they’ve deliberately done that to AVOID declaring donations, which is what they’ve just accused the Brexit Party of doing.

Giving that pretty much all the polls for this election have the Brexit party way in out in front, it’s hard to see Brown’s complaint to the EC as anything other than a cynical attempt at smearing the Brexit Party, just days before the election. I doubt it will work, but it does show how shit scared the traitors in the Remain camp are of Farage. He created the party only a couple of months ago, and already they’re way out in front. It’s also a sign, which the traitors keep ignoring, that the British people are beyond pissed with the current political class. Let’s see if Cable is crowing about the Limp Dumbs recent by election success as a sign that the British people want Brexit cancelled when the results of the EU election are announced.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

John Bercow must again be most grievously cunted, quite possibly “on a loop,” so great is his cuntitude.

He thinks it is not very sensible to vacate the chair while matters of such great importance are to be debated; this is what he said in Washington yesterday. The little runt obviously sees himself as president of the world; so with any luck, there will be a fight to the death between him and B. Liar. Then between two other world-class cuuuunts, Macron and Muffley Merkel.

Quite frankly, the only chair I want to see this shrivelled-up little cunt in is the sort that graces a number of penitentiaries in the USA. Sit down and shut up, you orrible little cunt, I’ll flash my ECS card at the gates, and throw the switch. Bastard vermin scum.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

‘Irish’ pubs

Wherever you go now there are ‘Irish Pubs’ There used to be one at Dubai airport (still there?) There is one called Mulligans or similar at Faro airport. About as Irish as the Irish Teashop, whatever the cunts name is.
Usually the only thing Irish is the green colour but there is the odd one that blasts electric diddlyeye out of the speakers. Which is fucking dreadful.They are fucking everywhere, they are shite and nothing like a proper Irish boozer.
The ‘Craic’ is mentioned but fuck knows what that is unless it refers to over-pricing the drinks.
The world doesn’t need the fuckers anymore than it needs English pubs on the Costas.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble