A red and yellow equals orange cunting please for this self-satisfied, too easily pleased with himself, greasy looking motherfucker.
Chuka used to be a right wing Labour MP who in the old days in 1997 would have been straight up Anthony Blair’s arsehole from the back benches, but alas Chukaspear didn’t come along early enough to crawl his way into a Blair cabinet, and to his horror he found that his leader was old Steptoe. He didn’t fancy being Harold to his Albert, so, after a leadership campaign of his own, aided by his dear friend Mangledbum, which lasted all of 48 hours, he minced into the back benches where, along with Simon Danzuk (remember him – whatever happened to him and his lovely beard?) they would snipe away like a pair of disgruntled old queens.
In February this year Chuka and Anna Soubry set up “The Independent Group” which begat “Change UK” which begat The Anna Soubry Quintet. Now our hero was alone and decided to sit as an Independent, but sadly Chuka alone didn’t get enough press attention, for his preening self-importance, but now he has announced he has joined the Liberal Democrats, and he and old uncle Vince have become the new Ant & Dec, slapping each other on the back and real bosom pals.
I wonder if Chukup would have been so quick to join the LDs if they hadn’t done so *well* in the recent EU elections?
Meanwhile Chukaduckie has now been in 3 political parties this year and has not submitted himself for re-election to his bemused electorate who, probably like Chuka himself, or his lovely wife (is she not fragrant?) doesn’t know which way he swings.
Umunna is the epitome of crawling, careerist, shit-eating grin, unprincipled motherfucker MPs, who changes his opinions more often than Jess Phillips changes her knickers.
Who knows, if Uncle Vince disappoints, the ever moving Chuka might next join the Tories and become Dominic Grieve’s toyboy. After all, as Lord Adonis would tell you – there is nowt so queer as folk.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
