The Guardian (10)

‘The Guardian has apologised for saying David Cameron had only felt “privileged pain” over the death of his son.’

Just how fucking despicable can this right-on, champagne Marxist, weirdo loving rag get?

There are many reasons to have a go at Cameron, but to put comments like this about the loss of a disabled 6 year-old in a fucking editorial is about as low as you can get. And as for’privileged pain’, look at the demographic of the readership of this arse-wipe rag to see what privilege is.

No wonder it is home to such cunts as Toynbee and Jones.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Terry Christian

Terry fucking Christian is possibly the biggest cunt in the world.

First off, who the fuck even are you? Just some loud mouthed, fucking mong. No one in the world gives a fuck what you think, but by the virtues of social media, the BBC and Channel 5 (the only biased cunts who will have you), you still have a platform to spout your bollocks.

The manc bastard’s most recent drivel is to say he wants all Brexit voters to starve to death and OAP leavers to get the flu and die. He obviously subscribes to Project Fear. I hope when we eventually leave the EU someone publicly laughs in the little twat’s face. (I would maybe wish something more excessive, but I also don’t want to be moderated).

He wants two queues at doctor surgeries, one for ‘leave’ and one for ‘remain’, so only remain voters get vaccines. I’d hope that people like Terry the twat here would get their comeuppance after spouting all this shite, but I fear they won’t.

Hate is a strong word and there are very few people I genuinely hate, but this obnoxious, pompous, self-important little cunt I absolutely despise.

Something very awful should befall this fuck face and soon.

Nominated by elboobio

Cry Babies

I’d like to nominate people crying.

Recently noticed a lot of tearful types – hitching voice, tears streaming down their chops, bawling their fuckin’ eyes out, and when I realise why, its Brexit! Or some TV show or someone hasn’t bent over backwards because of their race, sexuality or beliefs!

Now I’m not heartless and everyone has a blub at some point in their life – death of a family member, extreme pressure, etc. However, call me old fashioned, but men shouldn’t be scriking their eyes out unless for a valid reason. It embarrasses me to see another man cry…makes me feel uncomfortable!

Unless your life is like a blues song, you’re back from a war, or someones died, dry yer eyes, toughen up, be a man and stop being a mardarse!

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt

Peaky Blinders (BBC TV show)

Peaky Blinders is a cunt of a series, isn’t it?

Typical Al Beeb money-saving, budget tv: same grimy road shots, same fire blasting out of the same furnace, same pub and canal angles, shoestring bollocks. However, they didn’t spend the saved cash on writers.

In Peaky “Fookin” Blinders’ first couple of series it was daft: Sam Neill was a charmless Northern Irish policeman (Al Beeb not sympathetic to Narrthern Oireland); Winston Churchill wandering about, being corrupt, paying off people (Al Beeb never sympathetic to Winnie); Benjamin Zephaniah as a Rasta poet …erm, frequent in 1919 Birmingham (Al Beeb not sympathetic to historical truth).

Cillian Murphy is a boring actor. Lots of slow-motion shots of his Holocaust cheek-bones looking like Skeletor-in-a-flatcap while Auntie Polly acts like she’s the matriarch from Scouse comedy ‘Bread’.

Then it went ludicrous: Tom Hardy as a hammy, swaggering Jewish butcher; a token pretty millionairess who falls for the Skeletor bad guy; a lovely camp of gýppos, charming but poor, strong pîkey values, but moral and Zzzz….

Now it has a bigger Netflix budget for liberalism: Oswald Moseley storylines, Britain bad, foreigners good, etc. The writer even talks about, “the rise of nationalism, populism, fascism, racism blah blah – a huge sweep across the world… And you look at the world now.

https://www.radiotimes.com/news/tv/2019-07-24/peaky-blinders-creator-says-series-5-oswald-mosley-storyline-is-chilling-and-will-remind-us-of-consequences/

Maybe, not such a great idea.” Zzzz.

Let’s not even begin to talk about the wonky accents..it’d be like sticking a pin in a map of the British Isles.

It’s had some decent bits, but has succumbed to the inevitable finger-wagging, moralising horse-shit. Thank goodness Al Beeb is there to correct our thoughts. From silly enjoyable drama to crippling mediocrity.

Peaky “PC” Blinders.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

The Middle East

I’m sick to bloody death of hearing those three little words ‘the Middle East’. It’s a term that has become synonymous with misery, violence, and corruption.

For decades, if not centuries, the region has been wracked by political instability and religious intolerance, often exacerbated by meddling and interference by one or other of ‘the major powers’ in pursuit of their own interests. Despotic, tin pot regimes abound, propped up by fabulous oil wealth or religious fanaticism, or both.

Wars, civil wars, and insurrections are the order of the day from Iraq to Syria via Yemen and Kurdistan. Israel is locked in a state of perpetual hostility with her ‘neighbours’. All of this has generated a huge ‘refugee’ crisis which has placed a massive burden not just on the likes of Jordan and Lebanon, but which has spilled over into Europe, fuelling tensions here.

Now, with Iran hijacking shipping in the Persian Gulf and (allegedly) attacking Saudi oil installations with drones, we’re told that The Don’s trigger finger is getting itchy, and that the region’s once again ‘near to war’. There’s a surprise.

The Middle East’s a stinking shithouse. What a cunt.

Nominated by Ron Knee