Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Dame Helen Mirren

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Helen Mirren… She doesn’t believe in binary ideas of male and female – ’We’re all somewhere in the middle’.

The 74-year-old actor dismissed a “black and white” conception of male and female, and claims she has a lot of male qualities herself:

“I came to the conclusion an awfully long time ago that there is black and there is white, and we’re all somewhere in the middle in a wonderful mix of male and female,” she said in an interview with Radio Times magazine. “There is no such thing as binary sexuality, when you’re male or female. I don’t believe that at all.”

Yet another bullshitter jumping on the PC/Deviancy bandwagon. Just fuck off.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Ambulance Chasers

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Ambulance chasing cunts…

A blue light with sirens cunting for these wastes of skin. Some dopey tart rang me today asking about the non-existent accident I had, where I was injured. Medical negligence, etc, etc. Fuck off slag! Why hang up before old CuntyMort’s sweary potty mouth gets emptied over your vacant skull? Fucking Premier League mongs who should be inhaling the delights of Zyklon B.

Oh, did I call them cunts as well? Good.

Nominated by CuntyMort

Vegan Shock Troops

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A bunch of hippy, vegan, workshy cunts went into a Pizza Express in Brighton (where else) the other day and started shouting about animal rights and accusing the customers of murder and all that shit. Some slag got a dig from some bloke…one of the customers, I presume. Isn’t it bad enough that your idea of a good night out is Pizza fucking Express without having it ruined by a bunch of total cunts?

I’d like to see these fucking heroes come down my local Kebab shop and tell Abdul and his mates that they are murdering fucking bastards.

Ain’t gonna happen is it?

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Angela Merkel (10)

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A blue and gold flag-waving cunting please for that festering heap of flyblown filth, Frau Merkel.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/angela-merkel-tells-boris-johnson-that-brexit-deal-is-overwhelmingly-unlikely-a4256526.html

Yet another fading star of the EU, who appears to have taken over the bullying today from Irish Pansy, Leo Varadkar. They take it in turns, don’t they?. I suppose piss-artist Juncker is sleeping off his latest piss-up, so he is holding the coats while they all line up to take a swipe. I think it was Tusk’s turn yesterday. A couple of weeks ago it was that little cunt from Luxembourg, who is so forgettable, I doubt many remember his name – I don’t, and can’t be bothered to look it up.

We all know the EU is a corrupt body of charlatan bastards, but just who is supposed to be conducting these negotiations?. Thanks to the “Benn Act” (of gross surrender) they know they only have to play silly-cunts till the end of the month.

Cunts

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Denise Welch

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Denise Welch.
Who dat? You ask. Fuck knows, but see below:

-Actress Denise Welch has been praised after sharing her experience of the “unwelcome visitor” of depression.

The Loose Women panellist posted a series of videos on Twitter, in an attempt to explain depression “to those who are fortunate enough not to suffer”.

“As someone who professes to be a mental health advocate I have to share the bad times with you,” she said.-

I presume her career isn’t going so well, although I am fucked if I know what that was. She has therefore come out as a victim, sharing her pain for the common good.

Expect her to pop up on Hollyoaks or whatever in the near future. I shouldn’t think she will get the gig as ‘Lady Macbeth’ at the National though.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble