A family bucket sized cunting please for this Scottish, anti democratic agitator.

While watching ‘Super Saturday’, it occurred to me that this fat cunt seems to be allowed to go on as many extended rants as he likes, by that other cunt, Bercow. There are supposed to be limits on how long (and how many times) an MP can go on for. But not with this annoying SNP cunt.

Every time I flicked over to see how proceedings were going on, there was this cunt, standing almost in the middle of the floor going on yet another extended anti-democratic, anti-English rant.

I wouldn’t mind, but every single rant is the same from this cunt. “A bad deal for Scotland/We’ll see you in court/we need a people’s vote/hard right Brexiteers”. He’s even worse than his leader, wee Jimmy Krankie.

I’m almost tempted to become an MP, just so I could run across the floor and punch the cunt in the mouth when he started up again.

What a cunt.

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt

The SNP

How fucking deluded are these cunts?

‘An SNP victory in the next Scottish Parliament election could give the party a “mandate for independence”, one of the party’s senior MSPs has claimed.

Alex Neil said winning the election in 2021 would potentially allow the SNP to begin independence negotiations.’

The election he refers to is for the Mickey Mouse asylum in Edinburgh, which is of zero consequence elsewhere.
Do these cunts realise that Scotland is not a viable economic unit?
Do they think the EU is just waiting for them to join and add to the begging bowl members?
Do they realise that the Euro favours strong economies at the expense of weaker ones?
Wouldn’t a ‘hard border’ be a problem? For them but not to us.
No more shipbuilding for the Royal Navy?
There is only so much whisky, haggis and shortbread you can export?
Can they maintain the volumes of skag that feed the inner city schemies?

Give the fuckers another ‘once in a lifetime’ referendum and let the rest of us vote on it as well. I am fucking sick of this minor fucking backwater and it’s delusions of grandeur.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

A nomination for humanities and social science graduates.

To quote the great physicist Dr Richard Feynman ‘the proliferation of humanities courses on campuses is in direct proportion to the dopiness of the students’

I believe that to be borne out today. It was true during my time at university and it was true in Dr Feynman’s era.

The truth is clear; STEM subjects are fucking hard. You have to be very bright to do well, and you will face a lot of ferocious criticism if you propose something that is not backed by mountains of research. The maths tripos at Cambridge is said to be the ultimate and most rigorous intellectual challenge available to an undergraduate in the UK.

Compare the rigour and level of fearsome intellect required for physics, engineering and the like to the humanities, especially the postmodern crap fed to students nowadays. Gender wank, according to Camille Paglia, was invented by mediocre English literature academics who wanted to analyse white male texts through feminist and postmodern criteria. How this gets anyone a fucking job, who knows, but it became a dogma. Students parrot the correct opinions and get rewarded. Worse still, this wank will infest seemingly unrelated courses via ‘modules’, just to boost the ego and bank balances of useless pedagogues. Want to be an illustrator? Heres a module on the frankfurt school of critical theory. Want to work in radio or theatre? Write an essay on the poetry of Carol Ann Duffy and how fucking great it is.

Outside of the STEM fields, higher education is merely indoctrination. I have been there, and have heard from scores of people about what they are force-fed at myriad universities. Now that the critical faculties of prospective students have been obliterated by an education focused on values rather than facts, is it any great wonder we see cry-ins, safe spaces, trigger warnings and bans of admittedly tasteless and stupid songs (Robin Thicke’s “Blurred lines”)?

It is an intellectual and moral crime to produce such a demographic of idiotic wimps. The arts and humanities are in desperate need of massive reform.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

A nomination for Tesco. Just heard their latest ad on the car radio, wherein some precocious little gimp says to her father, “Daddy – I don’t want to eat animals any more”.

Now obviously the correct answer to this would be, “Eat your fucking burger before I slap that smug grin off your face”, but today being what is is of course, the soy-faced prick starts banging on about he now use vegan “sausages” in his casserole to appease the spoilt little shit stain.

That made me shout angrily in the car – worse was to come when I got home and turned on the TV, to see a live-action version of the same ad – and guess what, the white dad has a burka-in-training for a daughter as well!! No fucking way there could possibly be two white members of a family these days. No doubt the dad’s a trans or a poove as well, just to tick a few more boxes.

So fuck Tesco and their shameless jumping on the brainwashing bandwagon.

Nominated by Cunting virgin

Well known B-list actor, dedicated luvvie and celebrated political expert, Sir Patrick Slaphead is at it again.

Addressing a baying crowd of Remoaners at the ‘People’s Rally’ in (you guessed it) London, Old Baldy ‘Picard’ claims that Leave voters were promised ‘sunlit uplands’, and that we were ‘mislead, lied to by the Brexit elite’ etc. Translated into English, this means nothing less than you, me, and every other Leave voter is so thick that we couldn’t understand what we were voting for. Of course he doesn’t want to come straight out with that, thereby insulting 17.4 million voters, so he patronises us instead. It follows that we were naïve lambs, duped by that nasty Mr Farage and his ilk. It would be much better if we just trusted wise old Uncle Patrick; after all, he’s much better placed to judge what’s in our own best interests than we are ourselves.

Well here’s the thing, Baldy. Parliament took the decision to trust the issue of deciding on EU membership to the people in a referendum, and to honour the result. The people weighed the matter up and voted to leave. Three years on, a dissembling House of Commons is still doing its utmost to frustrate that result, aided and abetted by a motley crew of allies in entertainment and media circles. Just who’s lying to whom here? Seems to me that it’s more a case of a misleading and lying establishment trying to frustrate the democratic process, and you’re its mouthpiece.
Sorry Captain, but the Prime Directive was established three years ago, and you can’t violate it now. So please get on board the USS Enterprise with as many Remoaning cunts as you can cram on with you, and get the fuck out of here in the general direction of the final frontier, warp factor eight. Make it so.

Nominated by Ron Knee