Time was when ITV newsreaders would simply do their job, ie sit up straight, speak clearly, wear a jacket and tie and read the news. We all knew Reggie Bosanquet and Alastair Burnet appreciated a few pre-bulletin sharpeners “A G&T but forget the tonic “ but these blokes had real world experience and some fought in wars. Sandy Gall spent years embedded with the Mujahadeen in Afghanistan long before it was fashionable and even had the pineapple face worthy of a few shrapnel wounds.

What do we get now? A right bunch of fairies of which Tom bloody Bradby is Exhibit A. No mate, I don’t want to see you dabbing your eyes and expressing your opinions at the latest Syrian atrocity, I don’t care that you’re best mates with Mr and Mrs Hewitt (*) and I certainly don’t give a flying shit about your over-publicised ‘battles with insomnia’, still less read your latest novel.

Tom Crybaby….the very template for modern day emoting and self-entitled opinionating. And you and the rest of your ilk can stop waving your arms around whilst you’re at it.

* 90% of whose woes are entirely self-inflicted

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

A code hopping cunting for Sonny-Bill Williams.

This archetypal professional money grabber, excuse me, professional sportsman, goes wherever the grass is greenest and the media spotlight the brightest.

His first appearance on the scene was as rugby league player for the Canterbury Bulldogs. After deciding $400,000+ aussie dollars a year wasn’t sufficient for a player of his legendary abilities, off he fucked to French Union to milk them dry. A couple of years playing for a French club team apparently made him world class, so up he popped in the All Cunts team for the 2011 world cup. What a hero.

A year or so after, he wandered on back to the ARL with the Sydney Roosters.

Fast forward to the next Union world cup cycle and Monkey-Bill decides there is more money in the dog forsaken Haka and associated bullshit and off he goes again.

A bit part player a best, who’s only two “talents” are a shoulder charge tackle and a one handed off load….easy when you’re a knuckle dragging cunt to begin with.

In the interim this half witted wank-stain pretended to be a boxer, and his greatest achievement was getting chinned at the weigh in by Francois Botha, which buckled the fuckwits knees.

Wanker, money-grubber, half wit and MudSlime convert. I rest my case.

Nominated by KiwiCunt

Proctor and Gamble are cowardly cunts.

They have vowed to remove the female symbol from the packaging of their ‘Always’ brand sanitary towel, following complaints from a couple of women, who now call themselves men, but still require the monthly services of a snatch plaster. This is going to be one of those stand back and enjoy the fireworks moments, as quite a few women, and some of them of the feminist persuasion, are not happy with the change, and want the symbol to remain.

Unfortunately, feminism is no longer the force it once was, and it frequently comes into conflict with the xyzzzzzgbt+ community, usually coming off second best. Feminism is so 1980s, don’t you know. In fact, the only time you will hear from a feminist is if they are BAME, as there are a constant stream of those, especially on Radio 4.

After decades of the male element of many things being removed to make them more inclusive, it is now the turn of the fairer sex to experience this nonsense. And, it only takes a couple of drag queens, and one or two schizophrenic women who think they are men to make changes, not years of campaigning. Life isn’t fair, is it ladies?

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Time was when the world was the baldy man’s oyster – when he was an ultra Blairite issuing his blood-curdling announcements, and he minced on the world stage like a colossus. Since then, the hob-nobbing round the Blair’s back passage has come to an end, and poor Liam is so poor he can no longer afford razor blades, but a Blairite is nothing if not adaptable, and tired of poverty Liam now sees himself as the Mayor for the Midlands, and he is pulling out all the stops. Sadly since the power years the fuckwit seems to have gone blind as he wants to make the Midlands a sanctuary for asylum seeking “refugees”. What a cunt!:

https://labourlist.org/2019/10/lets-make-the-west-midlands-a-region-of-sanctuary-for-refugees/

Every cloud has a silver lining – perhaps Hammy Lammy will end up there with the arse hanging out of his trousers.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Kellogg’s deserve a monumental cunting!

https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/alexa-moutevelis-coombs/2019/10/18/start-your-day-maximum-gay-kelloggs-launches-lgbt

Can you believe they have released an LGBT cereal? As if these cunts aren’t pandered too enough already by the BBC and the Facebook/Twitter generation. These fuckers are just mentally ill. Do you really think you are gender neutral? Binary? Identify as a man in a woman’s body?

What’s next? A person born a female but identifies as a man but is a homosexual and only sleeps with men who will fuck her arse and stay away from the pussy?

Old sheila is on the home stretch – maybe ten years till I pop my clogs and I cannot wait. I am so fucking sick of what society has become. A populous addicted to phones with ruthless, narcissistic tendencies who think the world revolves around them because they have four Twitter followers and a post on Instagram that got twelve likes.

Nominated by sheilas shitty knickers