I’d like to nominate flip flops for a cunting.
It’s that time of year dear cunters. The streets air is filled with the fucking horrible sounds of flip flops. I hate them with a passion. Fuditch, fuditch, fuditch… it drives me fucking insane.
Big fat cunts with yellow feet and toenails that look like Walkers crisps waddling around with a piece of an old tyre held on to their trotters with a thin piece of rubber the cunts.
Not only are they a danger from tripping, they leave the wearer exposed to the very real danger of a size 11 pair of steel toe caps.
Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe
Small headlines!
I know we all know this anyway but has anyone noticed the BBC’s biased small headlines when it suits them over BLM, especially if a bruva shoots a sista, now wat a meen?
“Second man charged over the shooting of black activist Sasha Johnson”
I am not sure if I can gather which part of fine old England he is from but his name is Devonte Brown?
According to the BBC she is now an “equal rights activist”?
The BBC put this in a tiny box in no man’s land on there news website! I am wondering where it would’ve been hidden if it was a white man who had been the shooter?
Fuck off!
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I wonder if Diane Abbott has ‘borrowed a few left ones from shoe shop displays? Wonder if she has mastered the art of walking while wearing a left flop on her right foot? That toe post fit okay between little piggy and second littlest piggy as she wackles her way down Borough Market for her fodder?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/12/12/footwear-mystery-diane-abbott-votes-two-left-footed-shoes/
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Please let there be a new nomination soon for the sack of shit Boris Johnson. The gutless fucking coward. Chris Whitless must have incriminating pictures of him with a Shetlland Pony. This is now a Dictatorship by the back door. Joseph Goebbels has nothing on these lying bastards. A government getting off on a power trip, with the scientists pulling the strings. Dangerous times indeed.
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That cunt Van Tam needs nom’d too. I’m absolutely sick to the back teeth hearing the cunt while listening to Talkradio as they use a voice clip of his from a cunty briefing in a filler used between the news ending and presenter coming back on air… ” it is important that this job gets finished”. Yeah it’s a fucking job alright, a fucking con job and we know why the cunts are so desperate that the job gets ‘finished’. Fucking megalomaniacs need the rope.
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Van Tams Support Grants ( ahem ) depend upon his support for the “bogus Flu “
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He needs supported by a group of yarns, plies, fibers or strands that are twisted or braided together into a larger and stronger form
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Fuck me, even the first response was off topic 😂😂
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You cant run or defend yourself from danger wearing flip flops. Let the cunts wear them.
I wear 1970s Austrian Paratrooper boots.
I’d take fecking tiger on and win…
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