I know this has been nom’d at least 3 times previously, but I feel strongly inclined to do another one not least because of how a lot of UK forums use American spelling, and posters just don’t seem to be bothered (or don’t have the option to change to UK dictionary) to want to change certain words to their correct UK spelling.

For example, if I type “defence” on this site, it is highlighted as being incorrect, and should be spelt “defense”

Similarly with “colour”. Again, I am wrong, and should be spelling it as “color”

I see this quite a lot on other UK website forums, and it worries me how such words are superseding the British way of spelling those words, and users just don’t seem to know the difference.

And it always makes me laugh when I install some computer software and I’m prompted to enter a language from a menu. It will include perhaps 4, but the best you can use is “English”. But this isn’t British English, but fucking Yank English (which also means the date format is American, which fucking confuses me when I see something like 09/07/19, and I’m thinking, 9th July, when in actual fact its 7th September)

Of course you also get cunts saying to cafe staff “can I get 2 coffees!” So where the fuck does “can I get” mean? You’re not physically getting the coffees, it’s the cunt behind the counter that’s “getting” the coffee for you, you cunt!

American culture has been slowly absorbing itself into British culture over the decades, not least with shit TV and fast food joints, but the English language itself is now under threat and no one gives a shit.

And why is it that Americans can have the American flag hanging outside of their homes, or in their schools and offices and no one gives a shit. Whereas over here, if you have the union flag flying you’re instantly tarred as a racist cunt!

Oh and why do British kids insist on wearing clothes with the Stars & Stripes printed all over it; or “I love the USA”? Why can’t they be a bit more loyal and patriotic and wear something that is British (but of course, we all know why they can’t do that!)

Have a nice fucking day, cunts!

Nominated by Technocunt

We recently had some exceptionally heavy rainfall here in the southern part of the Lake District National Park in Cumbria. It rained for 2 or 3 days and nights, coupled with some strong winds to boot.

Naturally enough some rural village areas suffered from flooding due to the lack of proper storm drains, as well as having to tolerate rain water cascading down from the nearby Fells – including Scafell Pike – the highest mountain in England.

But then towns and some cities also suffered from flooding (Workington, Barrow, Carlisle, to name but three); and again most issues were due to lack of storm drains, or drains that haven’t been cleaned out in years; or the various rivers that run through these places, and that haven’t been dredged or fully reinforced as a form of flood-defence.

But what really is annoying – and this isn’t just a local problem – is how planning committees just don’t seem to care much about the issues of flooding when it comes to approving new housing estates, some of which are actually in or near floodplains!

All these councils care about is the extra council tax revenue when they sign off on the latest application for 500 toybox homes. The issue regarding possible flooding is just kicked down the road for some future council committee to worry about.

How the fuck they’re allowed to get away with this pisses me off. Plus they always plead poverty when it comes to “doing something” such as cleaning the storm drains, improving how rain water is redirected away from built-up areas, or building flood defences.

And then you have insurance companies dragging their fucking feet trying to wiggle their way out of not paying out on perfectly genuine claims!

Every year its the same old shit: heavy rain = floods = fuck all gets done about it.

Cunts!

Nominated by Technocunt

This article was hidden away on the regional news section of the BBC’s website a few days ago. Many other media outlets didn’t even cover it, so don’t be surprised if you missed this story.

Basically, a peaceful was giving an old lady some abuse when a white lad stepped in to defend her. What happened next is like something out of a horror film, but basically this walking piece of human waste rounded up 20 of his inbred cousins and mates. An axe attack ensued in which a teenage peacemaker (a genuine one, not a ‘peaceful’) had his hand chopped off and his chest opened. Miraculously, he survived and had his limb sewn back on, but it’s never going to work properly.

Only one of the white lads revving up his chainsaw (they were builders on site) got the inbred savages to leg it home to their battered letterboxes. They also told the white British builders to, ‘Get out of our country. This is our country.’ Later in court, the main inbred tried to say that he’d been racially abused by the white lads. Luckily, the judge had none of that and called him complete liar.

The fact this story has been buried, while at the same time we’ve been bombarded with stories, debates and reports on a few dickheads making monkey noises at a couple of football matches boils my piss.

Imagine how the Beeb et Al would cover the story if the criminals and victims had been swapped?

Young Muslim lad defends old lady from abuse from white lad. White lad comes back with 20 tooled up white mates and they chop a lad’s hand off and strike a Muslim in the chest with an axe too. The white lads also tell the Muslims to ‘get out of our country’.

Do you think that story would be buried?

Oh, and no extra charges for the attack being a racist hate crime and the main scumbag was only sent down for Section 18, not attempted murder.

Oh, and how did the beeb describe this?

‘A road rage dispute’.

Absolutely sick of this shit now.

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt

Racist Judges

I’d like to put the world to rights by cunting racist judges sending ethnic minorities to prison. Do you know roughly half the prison population is an ethnic minority? Racism! What other explanation can there be – are we really supposed to believe minorities commit more crimes!?

Just today a judge has sent 5 south asian men to prison for having sex with children without their consent. Racism!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-50263817

They were creating cultural bonds between white English children and Pakistani men, sometimes this is how mixed-race families are started and young brides have even met their future husbands in similar scenarios. If it were white men raping these kids they would’ve got away with it probably because the system discriminates with its institutional racism. This over-representation of people of colour in the criminal justice system needs to be urgently addressed!

Nominated by ShaggawotZ

May I nominate cyclists for a two wheeled sans stabilisers cunting please?
Why in the name of fuckety fuck to you get these Lycra clad arsewipes not pay attention to the highway code. You don’t really need to be cycling three and four abreast on a single carriageway road.

Do you even reallise my piss is boiling when you are doing your Sunday morning Cunt/wank fest?
Ride in single file, if there is a cycle path may I make a suggestion?
USE THE FUCKING THING.!!!
The cuntcils spend thousands putting the fucking things in, it’s not rocket science
to use it now is it?
When you consider the roads have not been updated for years, but the traffic volume go’s from strength to strength. surely you must realise that an object weighing over a ton travelling at 30 mph plus is going to hurt when it makes contact?
F.F.S wise up before you fucking get hurt.

Wankers

Nominated by CuntyMort