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Large Company Directors

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Directors of large companies are the scum of the earth.

We regularly see companies go down, costing jobs while the directors have been pocketing huge sums as they run the business into the ground. BHS, Carillon etc.

And now Thomas Cook.

I have just returned from Fuerteventura and have been reading the local press. The UK losses were the tip of a large iceberg. Spain stands to lose 500 hotels with the jobs and support businesses that entails. The Canaries alone have lost 30% of their UK air passenger capacity, and we are by far their best customers. Across Europe, the job and livelihood losses probably amount to millions. This is capacity that cant be quickly replaced.

The directors are apparently responsible for fuck all. Mostly working in the cess pit surrounded by the M25, they take their huge salaries and bonuses and have no culpability. The cunts should have their assets seized and do jail time, but we know that wont happen.

It is time that justice was made commensurate with the damage caused by these incompetent, greedy, callous cunts.

(As an aside, the Spanish Tourism minister is holding meetings to minimise the effect of Brexit and ensure UK tourists are welcome. Shame our own politicians are such cunts)

Nominated by Acting Chief Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Mouth and Foot Painting Christmas Cards

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I would like nominate the annual intrusion of Foot and Mouth artist Christmas Cards as a barefaced, cheeky cunt.

I never ask for these fucking dowdy looking things, nor would I purchase them from a shop, even if they were priced £1 for 30 as they look complete shite as Christmas cards (sorry all you foot and mouth artists out there). Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t wish to demean the skill of painting without using ones hands and such art has its place, preferably at the local community centre or art gallery, where they can be offered for sale to interested viewers, but what pisses me off every year when I open that
familiar thick, overstuffed, white envelope is the enclosed letter that tells me that I can keep them thank you very fucking much or send them £8.95 with no obligation to pay any money. And before anyone thinks I’m an uncharitable cunt, this ain’t no charity folks, it’s a COMMERCIAL VENTURE that an online investigation eventually revealed to my disgust.

No real surprise there then, eh? Cool. So I get an unsolicited ‘gift’ through my door that I’m put under emotional pressure to pay for, that I didn’t ask for in the first place. Pure heartstring-pulling cuntitude and if I could be bothered to ring the fuckheads to tell them that their business model stinks like a Turkish wrestlers jockstrap, I would most likely be met with a prescripted, sanctimonious reply of some kind and then would really lose my rag, which is something I try to avoid these days at my age. Nope, I will do what I normally do with these cardboard rags and chuck them in the crapster. They make the ideal seasonal accompaniment to my empty chocolate boxes and beer cans.

Emotional guilt trip-mongering CUNTS.

Nominated by Family Farter

 

The Labour Party (13)

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Labour needs a nomination.

In the wake of the attack on London Bridge, Labour were quick to point the finger at the Tories over the early of the terrorist shit bag who carried it out. They shut up pretty quickly though, when the Tories pointed that the law under which the terrorist shit bag was released, was brought in by Labour. The Tories have promised better laws to stop murdering scum from being released from prison without serving their full sentences. So now Labour has switched to a new tactic, slamming the Tories for making political capital out of a tragedy.

I have two words for you Labour clowns: Grenfell Tower. Before the fire was even out, Magic Grandpa, along with several other clowns from the Labour circus, were on scene, bleating on about the evil Tories, their cuts and lack of action. Even Lammy was out, with his usual, ridiculous, shout of “RAAACCCCIIIIIISSSSTTTT”. The Tories were responsible for all the deaths. Unfortunately for the Tories, Theresa the Appeaser was PM at the time and, as usual, she did nothing to counter Labour’s claims. She had a golden opportunity to deliver a blow to Corbyn’s head, by pointing out that, years earlier, Magic Grandpa had voted against legislation that would have made it law for buildings like Grenfell to have up to date, properly working fire suppression systems in them.

The point is, Labours moral outrage on the issue of the London Bridge terror attack, is both hypocritical and a badly disguised attempt at making political capital out of a tragedy. Labour really are pathetic. Having failed to skewer Boris over his colourful love life and burqa clad women, they’ve now started, willingly aided by the mainstream media, attacking him using comments he made on single mothers TWENTY FIVE years ago. That is fucking desperate in the extreme. He wasn’t even in politics then, just an ordinary citizen. And let’s face it, that’s around the time that Magic Grandpa was still openly supporting the IRA.

For the first time in the run up to a General election, I’m actually nervous over how it’s going to go. I’m still sure that Boris will edge it, but I’m not convinced he’ll have a big enough majority to get anything done. I fear we’re heading for more of the same.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

The Rich

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The Rich…

Always pisses me off when I see rich and powerful celebs (usually film and music cunts) influencing/patronising protest groups.

You have cunts like Emma Watson banging on about feminism and sexism in Hollywood (but only after the #metoo bandwagon of a couple of years ago) or Emma Thompson’s hypocrisy regarding saving the planet, even though she flies from the States to the UK at the drop of a fucking hat.

Then you have Bono, Lily Allen and Gary Lineker saying Britain is a racist, homophobic country, and that we should encourage more refugees etc. (even though these same cunts probably object to having them live anywhere near their palatial-like abodes)

It is just a shame there isn’t a vocal protest group for all of these two-faced rich and influential cunts (and not just those listed above, but many others)

How rewarding it would be to see thousands of people march in the streets of London slagging off the rich celebs that most of us seem to fawn over as being great leaders of our particular cause!

Just because they’re rich doesn’t mean they’re right and as we all know, the rich don’t give a shit about protest groups as a singularity…they just get involved because it makes them look good on Twatter or Wankbook.

Imagine if millions of Twitter followers turned on the likes of Lineker, Thompson, Bono and Watson – calling them rich arrogant hypocrites, and not sharing the wealth to those that need it most.

Eat the rich!

Nominated by Technocunt

Adblock blocking Websites

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Websites that don’t like you using adblock….

Yes I’m using an ad blocker as I don’t want to see your shit videos and adverts. If you pop up with a warning, or ask me not to, I’m just not going to bother visiting your fucking site. Don’t even get me started on websites that have videos that autoload when you’re trying to read an article, or those begging ads that pop up on Wikipedia every five seconds from the owner.

Nominated by Lazy Biscuits