Entitled Chavvy Cunts…..

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/damp-council-flat-south-shields-17281089

This particular Lovely has the lot, bar a special-needs baby (Give it time and a turkey-baster). Expects her arse to be decked with diamonds despite never contributing, and never will, a penny. Too fucking feckless to keep an appointment to let the Council fix the “problems” and certainly too fucking lazy to even wipe the mould off the walls herself. She has, of course, mental-issues, physical issues, lezzbianism and an unfortunate kitten (the RSPCA should remove it) so no doubt everyone’ll have to pander to the benefit-sponging Waster.

People like this seem to forget that someone else has to pay for every moment of their vacuous existence. They should show some self-reliance and gratitude instead of just wailing that everyone else should support them.

Fuck her.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

Having perused the list of cunts, I’m staggered this cunt doesn’t appear.

He’s like that cunt “Chappers” – anywhere and everywhere, any two bob sport will do.

The main issues I have with him are, as follows:

1. He’s a cunt.
2. He comes from a kids TV background and suddenly gets thrust into some main sports presenting roles – on what basis? My dead cunt of a Grandma knows more about BDSM than Humphrey does about sport – and she wouldn’t even know what the fuck it fucking meant, other than being a good effort at Scrabble.
3. Your name’s Jacob mate, not Jake.
4. He pontificates on Twatter like he DOES know something about sport. Jacob, you cunt…you don’t.

Also…he just looks like a cunt, the classic face I want to cave in with a fuck-off snow shovel.

So, I present to you, Jake Humphrey – turbo cunt.

Nominated by GeneralZod

Emojis…

Fucking little symbols tacked on the end of posts. I’d have thought that the English language contained enough words to get your point across, without having to revert to fucking hieroglyphics.

Besides, I can hardly make out what the fuck they’re meant to be half the time.

? ?

Are there ones for ‘Tally-Ho’ and ‘Fuck Off’? ??

I might use them occasionally.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

Let’s wave our Social Justice Warrior flag please, for an oh-so-gentle cunting for the new “Baby of the House” (Parliament that is) for this young lady – a real Identikit toddler in the big naughty world.

Nadia really ticks all the boxes – mixed race, single parent upbringing, been looking for minimum wage work, a real working class hero, a nice little girl who became active in politics six years ago (at 16) because of the bedroom tax, who plans to give some of her wages to local good causes – and she thinks that “Strike Funds” constitute a good cause.

Little Nadia believes it wasn’t being left wing that caused Steptoe’s problems – it was, of course, Brexit. This fountain of youth, this old head on young shoulders (is she not fragrant? Like fuck she is, you can almost smell the shit on her knickers) believes they have “many” MPs who would make good leaders – though I suspect she would prefer Rebecca Wrong-Daily to Dame Keir, and perhaps wouldn’t mind Big Dick (Burgeon) on the dream ticket. We don’t know, because she hasn’t vouchsafed that information. What a pity.

What can a fucking wet behind the ears, SJW of 23 contribute to Parliament and her party? Fuck all. She will just be another little piss and wind cutie.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

The election is finally out of the way. I am ecstatic by this, partly because it means Magic Grandpa is no longer the threat that he was, but mainly because I won a 400 quid bet with some mates that Boris would win by a majority. Admittedly though, I didn’t think it would be a landslide.

Labour lost the election, badly. Worse than Michael Foot. Do Corbyn and his crew, plus the many activists and supporters, now go away for a while, take a look at how they went wrong and come up with a way to fix it? (minus Magic Grandpa of course, who said he’ll stand down as leader…eventually). No, they do not. In fact, they don’t even think the humiliation they’ve suffered is even their fault. It’s OURS, the voters. Can you believe that?

Since last Friday, twitter and every other social media outlet has been bombarded with embittered lefty man and woman babies, angrily sobbing into their glasses of soy milk and sending out the most outrageous tweets et cetera, blaming the working class for kicking them right in the balls. You know the kind of thing. It’s the same shit they’ve been throwing at us since we voted to leave the EU, THREE AND A HALF YEARS AGO. “Idiots”, “thick”, “scum”, “racists”, “fascists”, “nazis”, “bastards”, “fuckwits”, “sexists”, “misogynists”, you get the idea. Not to mention the protest, which I believe has already been covered. I saw one ugly, fat woman shouting, “FASCIST, FASCIST, FASCIST, FASCIST, BORIS IS NOT MY PM, FASCIST”, ad infinitum. Lots more in that vein. The one that, in my view sums up lefties perfectly though was a young woman talking to a reporter. Clearly upset that democracy had actually worked this time, in an a very posh accent she emotionally ranted, “Boris is NOT my Prime Minister. He was voted in by the working class. I hate the working class, the working class are disgusting”. Then, without any hint of irony, she said, “I hate Boris Johnson. I wish Boris nothing but the worst. I wish him a horrible death”. Here’s the best bit. She then said, “I want to work in the NHS. I want to be a doctor”.

Wait, what? YOU, someone who has just wished another person a horrible death, want to be a doctor? What happens if, as she undoubtedly will, encounter a patient who is working class? Will she refuse to treat them? Will rant at them for daring to exercise their democratic right to vote for which ever party THEY want to vote for, rather than the party that lefties expect us to vote for? How can this hypocritical bitch announce that she wants to an NHS doctor, paid by taxpayers (a large number of whom are working class) and then profess her hatred for the working class, before wishing a horrible death on another human being? I wouldn’t trust that salty cow to treat sewage, never mind people. The fact is, it isn’t, for the most part, people in the centre or the right, who commit violence. We don’t threaten or intimidate. Some of us have called lefties and their allies some pretty unpleasant names, but usually those names have been used against us.

It’s also a fact that WE are not the fascists, or the Nazis. That’s entirely the territory of the left.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw