People that put their Christmas decorations up 6 weeks before Christmas.

I feel these monumental bell-ends need a gargantuan cunting!

If it’s not bad enough that all the tit-squeezing retailers get their festive tat in store in fucking September, or you’re having to listen to Xmas ditties played across their tannoys from the 1st of November (I swear if I hear John Lennon sing “So this is Christmas…..” that early again in ASDA I’ll scream at the top of my lungs “NO ITS NOT, ITS NOT EVER FUCKING FIREWORKS NIGHT YET!”) then you have to contend with the seemingly competitive field of attempting to become the most annoying retard on social media by getting your Crimbo decorations up before everyone else. What is wrong with these pricks? I like Christmas as much as most people, but these twats are just the epitome of the type of attention seeking cockwombles I despise for reminding me that I am in no way, shape or form prepared for the oncoming onslaught of bankrupting consumerist madness that is the festive season!

Let’s get to Boxing Day so we can all buy an Easter Egg! CUNTS!

Nominated by SecretCuntBag

It’s my own fault really. I had the option of queuing in Greggs for a couple of Pain au Chocolate, or listening to Rebecca Long-Bailey on the today programme this morning. On the balance of fairness and listening to opinions I am likely to disagree with, I opted to listen to this cocky, debating, society cunt.

She started off making sounds that were at least sensible. However, the second Mishal Husain (a woman who could have a nomination in her own right) got RL-B on the ropes about numbers and specific benefits for the `average family’, RL-B reverted to type, to wit: smug, condescending sarcastic and mocking, and so fucking obtuse, graphene wouldn’t have found a gap.

This twat is everything that’s wrong with the Labour Party (not that there is much right with it to begin with). Her debating style is that which you find in the playground of “Big School”….Inbetweener-esque, but without the profanity.

Ghastly cunt.

Nominated by GGRF

A Stan Butler cunting please for the cunt driving the double decker yesterday, who after clocking my ambulance, (I KNOW you fucking saw me as I made eye contact with you in your mirror), lights and sirens on, going down the middle of the road towards a traffic island, moved his fucking bus forwards to stop me getting in front. The queue of traffic waiting at the traffic lights both ways meant I couldn’t go around the opposite side of the island.

You monumental selfish cunt.

If it hadn’t been a fucking CAT 1 call we would have stopped and inserted a fucking oxygen cylinder up your jacksey and connected you to the de-fib to STOP your fucking heart, you total plutonium grade wank-stain. On the plus side, the CCTV footage from the cameras we have on all vehicles will be making it’s way to the police and your bosses. Just one question – Why? You are a fucking disgrace.

Good evening.

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

I don´t know what´s worse – the shitty little knotted noose with its fusspot wings handily located to collect dripping snot or the shits who wear them because they think they look smart, upper class or endearingly eccentric.

Aficionados include Groucho Marx, Winston Churchill, Abraham Lincoln, Fred Astaire, Frank Muir, Malcolm X, Alfred Kinsey, Robin Day, Yogi Bear, James Bond, Gore Vidal – what a bunch of losers. At least Fred Flintstone had the decency to wear a proper tie with a Windsor knot. No wonder Wilma had the hots for him.

OK, I grant a bow tie looks good on a bunny girl. And don´t forget Donald Duck. He really had class when it came to clothes although I always wondered why he was never arrested for walking around bare arsed.

Nominated by Mr Polly

Today the country goes to the polls to elect a fresh set of stale old cunts to run what’s left of the country.

Under the circumstances, it seemed fitting that we should let you vote for another set of cunts in our traditional annual contest.

Will anyone top last year’s triple winner Theresa the Appeaser? Bercow and Swinson are hot favourites but can they do it??

CLICK HERE to register your vote!