A cunting, if you please, for Matt Healy, frontman for a band called “The 1975”. (Nope, me neither.)

This utter cuck has announced that from now on, he and his Soy Boy band will only perform at festivals with a gender-balanced lineup, following a tweet from Laura Snape, Deputy Music Editor for that most cuntish of newspapers, “The Guardian”.

Apparently, Snape demanded that they “add a condition to your rider that says you’ll only play festivals that commit to X% (ideally 50%!) acts that include women and non-binary performers”. Instead of telling the silly bint to fuck off, Healy agreed to acquiesce to her request, saying: “Take this as me signing this contract – I have agreed to some festivals already that may not adhere to this and I would never let fans down who already have tickets. But from now I will, and believe this is how male artists can be true allies.”

Now forgive me for being old-fashioned, but time was when a music festival booked performers who were good, or at least popular. But in today’s race to the bottom, it’s all about being seen to be woke and “progressive” (whatever the fuck that means). Jesus Christ, if the Beatles were starting out today the only way they’d ever be allowed to perform is if John and Paul were bum-fucking each other nightly, George decided he was gender neutral, and Ringo was a drummer of peace.

Fuck you all to hell.

Nominated by Le Cunt Noir

Nic Bescoby is a cunt.

‘Nic Bescoby has scrapped traditional parenting and lets her three children do what they want, when they want.’ What could possibly go wrong?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-who-doesnt-send-kids-21478665

This woman is practising a parenting style called ‘gentle parenting’ which means setting no boundaries and letting the kids do whatever the fuck they please. She says it means less stress and tantrums, and I can see the appeal, Being a parent isn’t easy, and not enforcing any discipline may seem like an easy option, but she’s doing her children a huge disservice in that they’re effectively having to raise themselves without any life experience. Sure she’s providing food and shelter, but it’s those boundaries that adults create that give children a sense of stability and security.

These children are going to grow up with anxiety and entitlement, having never been told no, and never having the progressive experience of managing their personal lives and desires within the confines of social structures, and increasingly severe laws carrying increasingly serious consequences, during that critically important developmental period. It’s every adults prerogative to raise their children according to their own wishes, but this woman’s brats are feral creatures that’ll probably end up in prison, in mental hospitals, or homeless.

Just another cunt parent fucking up their kids.

Nominated by Agent Double-O Shagga

Sadiq Khan again, this time for awarding £500,000 worth of free advertising on the London Underground to hosiery brand, ‘Nubian Skin’. Free advertising eh, so who’s paying for it?

The brand’s ‘A different kind of nude’ campaign was unveiled by the mayor as the winner of a Transport for London competition to promote diversity in advertising. The adverts, to be displayed in prominent positions across the tube network, feature black men and women in nude-toned underwear. Rank hypocrisy from this cunt since one of his first moves as mayor was to ban Protein World’s, ‘beach body ready’ adverts, which featured a fitness model in a bikini. At the time, Khan said: “As the father of two teenage girls, I’m extremely concerned about this kind of advertising, which can demean people, particularly women, and make them ashamed of their bodies”. Not quite so concerned though, when it’s advertising ‘Nubian Skin’.

Most of the poor fuckers who have to endure the London underground might wonder why this particular underwear advert is seen as ok, whilst others are banned.

Khan, you are a waste of space. Thankfully, I left Londonistan years ago, whilst Ken Livingscum was Mayor, but still hope to see this cunt deposed in the Mayoral election this year.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Another nomination for that waste of space, Sadiq Khan, this time for going on a trip to Brussels in an attempt to get special separate EU citizenship for Londoners who are ‘heartbroken’ about Brexit.

Glad that there’s so little crime in our once great capital, that this imbecile can ignore his actual job and instead spend taxpayers money on this latest stunt, the cunt.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Violent/knife crimes are sky high here in Londonistan, Transport for London has a shit load of debt, homelessness is as rife as it ever was here, he was given billions over four years in 2018 towards a programme to build new ‘affordable’ (LOL….snigger, snigger) homes in the Capital – over 100,000 by 2022, supposedly – and has only STARTED less than 40,000 so far….and the list goes on and on, so what does this dwarf cunt see fit to do?

Fuck off on a jolly to Brussels to tongue up the arsehole of the likes of Gollum….oops sorry, I meant Verhofstadt and his like, to beg for ‘associate citizenship’ for Britons (but what he means is LONDONERS) who wanted to remain in the EU and are sobbing into their protein shake and avocado on toast. What could possibly be more pressing an issue than this??

The man is a putrid, crawling, cynical, calculated turd of epic proportions. The London Mayoral election occurs in May, so clearly he has an agenda here and wants to please the cunt Londoners who voted in an almost 60% majority to leave. Not only is he sucking up the EU’s poo passage, but also prospective voters to retain his position as Mayor.

What an obsequious little cock he is. His Napoleon complex is out of control.

Nominated by Nurse Cunty

An “is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Supercunt” cunting, for American Broadway star, Billy Porter, who turned up at the 2020 Oscars ceremony in Hollywood looking every inch the freak and loon. As our American cousins say, “check it out!”:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/09/fashion/billy-porter-oscars-royal-kensington.html

Now Porter is openly gay, and good luck to him if that’s his scene. However, quite what he hoped to gain by turning up at the Oscars looking like a gawdy reject from the tranny cast of ‘La Cage aux Folles’ is another matter. If he was trying to make some sort of a statement, he did that alright. He made a statement that said, “I look like a right cunt if ever there was one”.

Porter, it has to be said that you’re a complete wanker. Now don’t ya’ll go callin’ me no bitch fo’ tellin’ it like it is.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Frankly, I’m surprised nobody has cunted this fucker before.

For those of you not in the know, Butler is the voice of BBC rugby and in the usual BBC mould of impartiality, is a Welsh Cunt (yes, I realise that is a tautology) who continually bangs on about how great the sheep shaggers are. He has a really irritating way of over pronouncing players names and is constantly used as a voice over to describe previous games, as though some kind of cosmic shift has occurred on the scale of WW1.

What has happened to the likes of Harry Commentator in the carpentry box, Murrayyyyyyyy Walker, Dan “oh, I say” Maskell, et al, that we have to tolerate second rate tossers like Butler and Linecunt?

Mark my words, it’s only a matter of time before we‘ll have a Lezza presenting “Sportsnight” with Coleman. Oh, wait a minute…

Nominated by Kunte Kunty