An off-colour cunting is in order for up-his-own-arse dark key, Mr Shapland, who has managed to dislodge ITN newsreader Alistair Stewart for reading in ‘prejudice’ to the Shakespearian quotation about an “angry ape”:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7943667/Alastair-Stewart-steps-ITV-News-presenting-duties.html

Look at the smug fuckwit. So proud of himself for striking another blow against freedom of speech. It seems everyone these days has to bend over backwards to accommodate snowflakes, soyboys, poofters, trannies etc, etc.

If Twatter is so poisonous, why don’t they just close the thing down? Can’t have our dark friends upset, can we?

Old Man River!

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Dogknappers are cunts.

I despise “Humanity and people” hence my membership, some people adopt a child (real, or on paper) some people give to charity ( only the legion for me). But myself and Mrs B go the whole hog and rescue/adopt sight hounds.

These are the rejects from the betting industry. They dont have a happy life, they are kept in boxes for their career and are either liquidated, sold as food or hopefully offered for rescue. The rules are simple for us. Despite the donation given, the hound will live with us until death, but we will never own them. All dogs are chipped and the charity is the third contact number, so a dog found is easy to reunite any way you choose.

Well we have lost a dog. The dog went after a deer close to Wintersfold, outside Cranleigh in Surrey. Its been five days now and trust me, we have scoured the woods (as an organisation) and put up notices, but no sign and no body. The dog has been stolen. Regrettably, it will have been taken by the local traveller population and passed on to be a “Coursing dog”, probably end up stuck on a barbed wire fence in West Yorkshire .

I really fucking hate them. Dealing with a distraught family who have lost their other child and the 3-day rule, in this weather they will die in three days. We cant find a body. It’s been nicked, end of.

https://www.doglost.co.uk/dog-blog.php?dogId=153333

Fucking cunts they are.

Nominated by lord benny

As every one is going off topic and getting on my tits, Philip Schofield has made a number of announcements on social media and on live TV.

I for my part am surprised at the surprised reaction of a number of contributors. My rule of the thumb is if you use more beauty products than your partner then there is an issue (either way), so please feel free to mumble and grumble here.

as yet whether he likes cock or arse is not clear, but his mum and family love him, so should you.

Yours Day admin.

Rewriting Beatles history is a load of cunt…

That “Lord of the Rings” cunt director, Peter Jackson had a preview of his upcoming Beatles film showed the other day. Naturally, it was a preview for record company high rollers and luvvie cunts, not for fans. Anyway, the basic gist of this new film is that the “Get Back/Let It Be” sessions weren’t mostly miserable and awful, as both John Lennon and George Harrison said they were. Coincidentally, both those Beatles are now dead, so they can’t dispute this revisionism.

This new film will apparently rewrite that period as everything being tickety boo, a barrel of laughs and that the band didn’t hate each other. Also – and you just know that this is coming – it will be put across now that they all liked Yoko Fucking Ono and that no one objected to her being there, that she didn’t drive a wedge between them, and that she did not give off bad vibes. Again, Harrison made this statement more than once, but he’s not here to say it now. You just know that the footage of George leaving the band and a smiling Fucking Ono sitting in his vacant seat and screeching her atonal shite as McCartney and Starr look both angry and lost will not be used.

Why don’t they just canonise Allen Klein (cunt) at the same time while they are at it?

Nominated by Norman

What the fuck, how can one cunt a cricket club?. This most English of institutions, the sound of leather on willow at the Oval etc, etc. I couldn’t give a fuck about cricket, but it also appears that neither can the local black population in Lambeth, and they can’t be bothered with playing cricket (they must have other activities on their minds – insert your own ideas here).

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/jan/28/surrey-search-black-cricket-talent-numbers-emergency

So what’s the problem? Top level sport is about skill, ability and a determination to hone those skills over hours and hours of training, including keeping yourself fit. The problem of course is that it is the predominantly white people of Surrey County Cricket Club for not doing enough to help the local black kids. Now under the guidance of Ebony Rainford-Bren (don’t ask!!) a bunch of lads will be chosen for a scholarship, education and free kit and travel. Sounds good; the problem I have with it is that it is only available for black kids. No Asians (fuck me, those Indians love the cricket) and no white kids will be chosen.

Now cricket is a game that is mainly populated by rich wankers from private schools, so I feel that it is totally wrong to overlook state educated, poor white or Asian kids from Lambeth and I bet there are plenty. So let’s be clear, and I stand to be corrected Ebony, but to choose somebody for something advantageous based solely on the colour of their skin is to me racist.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066