African Charity Ads

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Those people who make the ‘African water shortage adverts’ are cunts.

Oh, this girl walks 3 miles to get this dirty water, and 800 kids a day die from it. Bullshit! 800 kids a DAY? There’d be none left after a few months then.

Plus, if that water is that bad, how come the girl is ALIVE to collect it in the first place?

Plus, they may be starving too, that’s the other one. ‘Oh, I have no food, and you don’t either darling wife. What should we do? Oh I know, lets have a child!’ Fucking ridiculous.

And I guess we can throw in the ‘this 11 year old girl is being forced into marriage’ adverts in here too. Firstly, why don’t they refuse? Secondly, is it illegal wherever they are to marry someone that young? And thirdly, why is it OUR job to sort it out?

Fuck the water crap, its a lie. Fuck the starving people who bring a kid into a bad situation. And if you want to stop the child marriage, legal or not, shoot the first 30 cunts that try it and the rest may think twice! But don’t bombard me with your endless fucking adverts about it, especially as we have our own problems especially with covid.

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77 thoughts on “African Charity Ads”

  1. Still haven’t worked out how to build a fire yet to boil off the nasties.

  2. Let us not forget. St Marcus endured worse so perhaps we should send the aid to Wythenshaw.

    • I wonder if these rich, smug, virtue signalling cunts would be quite so outspoken if the government announced an additional tax on income for those earning over £500k a year, a tax that would be used to feed and water those poor downtrodden Africunts?

      St Marcus earns around £1m a month, or £12m a year. So that would mean paying £5m tax, £243k NIC, leaving him on £530k per month. But if we add the 10% PleaseFeedMe tax, that’ll mean £53k per month will be deducted from his net income.

      I wonder if he’ll be pleased about that?

      • Yes but St Marcus does not pay tax on all his earnings, he has an Image Rights company to avoid vast amounts.

    • Elsa is going to NEED a serious drink problem, if she ever meets that jug-eared Craven-Todd cunt;he looks like a hair-sniffer…

      • I agree, to intervene would be tantamount to acting in a white saviour fashion, and that won’t do at all.

        But seriously, I can’t sympathise with people who have their ribs poking through their skin and decide that bringing a child into that fly-infested hell would be a great and not-at-all selfish idea.

  4. We as whiteys are not supposed to play the saviour. We have been told this by various persons of differing colours one I am certain is a member, member of parliament that is. So on one hand little uptembo walking miles for a bucket of bull piss, little yum bingo being sold to some filthy old cunt as his wife. On other hand calls of no white saviours from the ethnic great and useless. Fucking World gets more like my nightmares every bloody day.

  5. These cunts have received billions over the years, and guess what, nothing as changed. Many rich Kaundas and starving kids.

    • Trillions, ppp, from the Victorian missionary endeavour say 1888 (great year for treadle sewing machines) onwards. The figures I saw were a bit later 1899-2010 or something. If I had to walk three miles across scorching desert to get a bucket of water I’d move my tent.

      • The dopy cunts havn’t worked out how to dismantle and reassemble the tent. Probably waiting for whitey to come and do it for them.

  6. Yes Black Biscuit, it was the Rt Hon David Lammy MP that said about the white saviours last year and that was followed up by Sir Lenny of cunting Henry.
    Well it worked. Comic Relief took £20 million less this year. I accidentally flicked on to it on Friday and saw Alisha kiss my black arse Dickson as one of the presenters. Well if the show was run by a whole load of BLM supporters then whitey is going to switch off and follow Lammy’s advice.
    Giving to Africa seems a pointless exercise. They have had billions over the last few decades and nothing has changed. The continent is a backward shit hole run by corrupt governments that are propped up by this type of aid, of which little gets to the people.
    Let them get on with it I say.

  7. In this country we worked out how to ensure potable water supplies. Little things, like not having cattle crap into the water or sharing the water hole for the humans with the animals. With little more than pickaxes and shovels, the Romans built aqueducts to ensure safe water, many were underground to prevent contamination and keep the local wildlife out. Africa has produced precisely zero of such resources but we are told they need more money. How much more do they need? Billions has been lavished on them and they have produced the square toot of sod all. Blame YT and make farming illegal seems to be the default position, oh and having the Mercedes dealer on speed dial…

  8. Even as a child, watching Michael Buerk reporting on the plight of the fly-encrusted infants, I honestly never gave a fuck, especially after the old man kept saying ‘the Biafrans have been like it for FUCKIN’ YEARS!’ then finished his can of Stella and threw it at the dog.

  11. One of the really puzzling things about these needy cunts that I can’t get my head round is that when they land on the beaches of Blighty as they inevitably do, they get their wads of cash and one of the first things they spend the fucker on is bottled water and then you see the daft cunts lugging it home, in a baby buggy or on their fucking heads or just in the stolen Aldi trolley that they will then just dump. All this when there is a fucking tap full of the stuff on hand in their taxpayer funded mansion, these cunts love a good walk to get a drink so fuck the lot of ’em.

  12. I find it difficult to believe that there are millions of africunts affected by famine/drought/disease/war/etc when most of the cunts have made their way to Europe.

    • These adverts pull at the heart strings so you will donate to keep the CEO of the charity in Moet.
      Most charities are cunts.

      • I got my Jewish mate to ring in up and he was shocked. Water Aid. Simply no accountability.

  13. What I want to know is if these poor lickle African fuzzy wuzzys are so starving and destitute, how come the cunts turn up at Dover and Hull with iPhones and Nike trainers? Then they are so desperate for grub and accomadation, Coolie complains about the hotel he has been put in (astonishing, considering he ‘no speaky engerlish’). But why is this the case?

    Coolie couldn’t be on the make and telling porkies, could he? Surely not?

  14. Bob Geldaft was a monumental epic thermonuclear intercontinetal heatseeking surface to air cunt. And he still is.

    And – Queen and Quo apart – Live Aid was shit.

  15. But… But we don’t want any white saviours!

    That suits me, as they have and will continue to get fuck all from Chez Norman.

  17. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and we will still be sending him fish every fucking day for decades.

  18. I remember that for Live8 many years later the charlatan Geldof brought a young woman onto the stage and told us that she was one of the starving children who featured in Michael Buerk’s original News report which ‘inspired’ him to organise the band aid single followed by the live concert. She was living proof of what had been achieved. Really, Bob, really? Well let’s just look at the charlatans claims a bit closer. Yes there were indeed starving children in Burke’s report but this had been broadcast in October 1984 several months before the single was recorded and many months before any money was raised and distributed so, if this woman had been one of these children at deaths door then either she would have been dead in a matter of days never mind months or she was saved by the medical teams already in place before the great charlatan appeared to steal the glory. Geldof is a charlatan.

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