Answering every question starting with ‘So’….

It’s taken a while, but fuck a rubber duck, this trend, if you can call it that, is really getting on my tits now.

There was a time when beginning a sentence with the word ‘so’ was appropriate, such as asking certain questions e.g. “So what’s all this about then?” and “So when are we going to go?”, but now everyone from little runt school kids to university professor’s are using ‘so’ as the default start to most replies. Sooo irritating, and if it’s irritating then it’s cuntish, just like this shitty spelling checker that changes cunt to count, the useless cunt (sorry going off piste a bit there, ISACers)

After a little research on the net, it seems that this misuse of the little conjunction was the favourite of geek programmers and techies, then it went viral when Mr Million dollars-an-hour and master life manipulator “Cuntbook” CEO Mark Fuckerberg was starting every reply with ‘So’ in interviews. The guy makes me sick. He has so much fucking clout, the expressionless faced cunt. Looks like a character from Star Trek; I just wish someone would beam him up.

Now I don’t pretend to be word perfect, but the feeling I get when everyone and his wife now uses this sentence initial when being questioned is that they are trying to avoid answering properly, because they either don’t know how to, or can’t be bothered, the lazy fucktards. ‘So’ is the new ‘basically’, as far as I’m concerned and if it doesn’t bother anybody else fine, or should I say cool.

Fuck me, I’m turning into a trendy slang cunt.

Nominated by Dai O’Rhea

“No platforming”….The deliberate, nasty and premeditated practice of not allowing a different opinion or viewpoint to be debated, or discussed by preventing the speaker FROM SPEAKING!

This abhorrent practice is becoming more and more widespread, accepted and promoted and it’s just plain wrong.

The loony, laughable left and their official wokesman, Owen “rusks and milk” Jones, are ceaseless champions of this abomination and are actually allowed to get away with it, claiming they do so in the name of “democracy”. A quick heads up kids – one of the fundamental underpinning principles of democracy is FREE SPEECH and if somebody has a different opinion to you, that does not make them automatically wrong and it is not acceptable to demonise them.

People are waking up to this, and some are now calling it out for what it is – Racism, Fascism, bigotry and Hate speech, because:

“No platforming” IS A CUNT!

Nominated by Vernon Fox

CAN’T THINK WHY SHE IS SO DEFENSIVE ABOUT SAGGY TITS. IT’S A COMPLETE MYSTERY…

Like most, if not all posters to ISAC, I’d never heard of this non-entity until I saw, in the current television guide, a programme hosted by this imbecile called, ‘Bring back the bush: Where did our pubic hair go?’ This will be shown by Channel 4, naturally. This is where the above mentioned nominee ‘explores our relationship with pubic hair, challenging herself and her peers to grow it out and reveal their naked, natural bodies to the world at an exhibition’.

Further evidence of her cuntitude is shown by the fact that she started #SaggyBoobsMatter, challenging the convention that women with large breasts must wear a bra if their breasts sag. She also says that she has been inspired by, amongst others, Munroe Bergdorf, that arch race baiter, formerly nominated to ISAC some time ago. She also describes herself as an ‘influencer’ AKA a self-important, self- aggrandising cunt, who makes money from the cunts who follow her bullshit.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Right, this is going to be brief as if I start, I’ll never fucking stop.

Picture the scene. I’m walking along the main thoroughfare in a major city in this country when what do I see across the street, but two dudes and a pole twenty-feet high with a CCCP flag waving in the breeze. You know, the red flag of old Soviet Russia with the hammer and sickle. Instantly I stare in disbelief. These dozy cunts cannot be promoting this crap surely!?

I cross the road and the table they are standing behind is covered in Communist , Marxist literature. Yip, you guessed it. They are promoting communism. I proceed to inform them that during the twentieth century over one hundred million people died under this system of government. Indeed, it killed more than fascism ever did. They looked ahead blankly with vague patronising smirks on their faces and didn’t react.

FFS, when will this madness end? When will people finally get rid of this deluded idea that Marxism, Communism and Socialism are kind, caring, benevolent systems? They starved, froze, beat and tortured to death millions. These creatures are complicit in trying to resurrect a murderous system that ruined the lives of millions.

Cunts.

Nominated by Mac McCunt

An Elizabeth Arden and ‘Avon’s calling’ cunting for the plethora of fucking stupid little millennial bitches, pouting like a cartoon tuna fish in their “Cuntbook” profile pics.

Normally you see them taking a selfie with boss eyes, because they’re staring at themselves so intently in the screen to ensure that they look like an A-list pornstar. A lot of these slags must have been watching make-up tutorials by Youtube influencers that tell them it’s great to look like Coco the clown after he’s had a strawberry trifle thrown in his physog. They look so ridiculous. I mean, how much slap do you need in order to impress your classmates and peers and get a 4k following? So much that when you do your trouty pouty, you risk the fucking lot falling off and ending up all over your augmented baps it would seem.

And what’s with that stupid cunty stick on puppy nose that they use to make themselves look cute? Cuntbook is turning so many girls and young women into vain, duplicated morons it’s unreal. Stop putting your lipstick on 3mm beyond your lips, ok girly? And stop sticking your mouth out, because you look like an ugly, vacuous, self-absorbed CUNT.

Nominated by Dai O’Rhea