Russell Kane is a cunt…

This smug fucker is a ‘comedian’ who (naturally) is on the BBC. What he does is a thing called “Alternative Obituaries”. This is basically him mincing in front of a camera and bitching over the bad points of dead historical figures. The thing is that it offers nothing new and anything he says is well documented, or known elsewhere. John Lennon was nasty to women, Queen Victoria was a sex maniac who wore poor old Albert out..tell us something we don’t fucking know. Also, it’s the smug and self-satisfied way he does it. I notice he only slags off dead people; there will be no ‘alternative history’ for the likes of Stormzy, Steptoe Corbyn, Meghan Markle, fucking Ono, the religion of peace and the like, because – according to BBC law – these people do not have faults and are beyond criticism. I can’t actually believe the BBC spunk the licence payers’ money on this shit. Oh wait..oh, yes I fucking can.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/ideas/playlists/russell-kanes-alternative-obituaries

Nominated by Norman

I have said some harsh things about Mrs. Boggs, but I am indebted to her for this her maiden cunting (no – not her), but as she is a TV and soap addict she knows all there is to know about the poofters of TV.

Mr McGreevy is as camp as a row of tents – limp wristed, effeminate, suggestive. It seems he is a special ‘friend’ of that brave TV “Personality” (with all the personality of an unflushed turd) Phillip Schofield:

https://www.politicalite.com/entertainment/watch-phillip-schofield-was-spotted-on-cosy-date-with-alleged-lover-in-2015/

As all good friends do, they had a little quarrel and it seems McGreevy just might have intimated to Schofield that he was going to ‘out’ him, so Schofield got in first with his tears, and confessions, and a slap in the face to Mrs. Schofield the spouse (is she not fragrant?)

So if it had not been for this little poofter McGreevy (whose nose seems to have inspired the design of the Concorde), we might never have known that a man who spends every day on TV wearing make-up, doing wimmins things on TV, and enjoying girly chats with his girlfriends, drooling over pop musicians and soap stars and flapping his wrist while giving faux gravitas to his pronouncements was (as Mrs Boggs puts it) “one of them”.

They are a pair of cunts. I don’t think Schofield is brave since pooftery is almost compulsory on TV.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Sunday mornings after enjoying a walk with the dog, I like to make my breakfast, (bacon and eggs on brown bread, yes it was lovely, thanks for asking) a cup of tea (2 sugars) and sit and catch up on the news. I like my current events with a tinge of leftie virtue signalling, so watch Sky News. I like watching Sophie Ridge tie politicians in knots.

Anyway, they have a kids news programme on called “FYI” and its a bunch of mixed gender, mixed race, carefully selected bunch of precocious little brats! The type of kid who goes to stage school. Over indulged little bastards, who mainly talk about the environment,
how naughty Trump and Boris are and any and all from a left wing agenda. I’m a father and I like kids; used to be one, but if I had a kid like one of these media brats, I’d donate him to Gary Glitter.

They should be out knocking a ball about, smashing windows in empty factories, playing split the kipper. etc. Not swanning round in makeup telling adults a skewed view of the news.

Get yer homework done, yer little shits!

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt

I’d like to nominate luvvy nepotism. What is it with these cunts who get their talentless family members on the idiot box? Fucking cunt Bradley Walsh is at it now with his no-mark son, going on an all expenses paid jolly for the brainwashed to watch:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/bradley-walsh-pays-emotional-tribute-to-son-barney-–-see-adorable-pic/ar-BBZMOMO?ocid=spartanntp

It goes back to those other two cunts, Madeley and Judy Fattagen getting their daughter on the payroll; whatever happened to that cunt? Then there is that unfunny posh bastard with his equally irritating cunt of a father, Jack fucking Whitehall getting the old boring cunt in on the act.

Fuck me, have these cunts no shame?

Another unfunny cunt, Romesh Ragamuffinathan with his fuckin’ mother showing her boat race. Fo’fuxake fuck off, will ya. We don’t want to see you, or your fucking relatives because you are all cunts. I’ve no problem with the average Joe cunt giving a helping hand to family members, but these luvvy cunts can fuck off….Grrrr.

Nominated by Chicken George

A cunting for arrogant, disrespectful tourists who treat other people’s home countries like they’re theme parks that exist for rich westerners personal amusement. A skank was arrested the other day in Muslim Maldives for wearing a bikini in a public place, which from the locals point of view is like going naked:

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/maldives-police-apologise-over-arrest-of-tourist-wearing-bikini-38935159.html

Now I’m no fan of Islam, but it is their country and this cocky bint thinks, “oh well, I’ll do whatever I want to do, make way for me and my human rights”. They have a right to have their own country, with their own customs, social norms, and laws. When going abroad, a person should respect other peoples tradition and not trample on them like “well, I’m so rich compared to these peasants I’ll just do as I please. I’m special!”  You’re not special. You don’t even belong there, so respect others’ cultures. Their home nation isn’t one big resort that only exists for your pleasure and entertainment.

I’ve got no sympathy with cunts who go abroad and naively expect those foreign lands to be like home, that you should enjoy the same privileges as here, and then get themselves banged up for spitting in the face of the hosts.

Nominated by Agent Double-O Shagga