Trespassing Youths

Trespassing youths are cunts.

A rail freight company has been fined £1.2 million, because three teenage cock ends decided to trespass on a railway depot and two of them ended up electrocuting themselves on the overhead power supply.

One of the daft cunts climbed on top of a train and ended up being fried with 25000v. He was set on fire and ended up with burns over 40% of his body. His mate was also electrocuted trying to push his numpty pal off of the live wires, whilst his third pal is suffering from PTSD, having witnessed the whole thing.

An investigation by the prosecution told the court that the rail firm knew of the trespassing, as they were aware of graffiti, theft and vandalism and therefore were guilty of not doing enough to stop trespassers.

I’m sorry, but you go trespassing on the railway and end up cooking yourself, it’s your own fucking fault. No idea why the company should be paying out millions to these retards.

We really do pander towards the thick fuckers in this country. What ever happened to common sense? The whole world has gone mad.

Nominated by elcuntio

71 thoughts on “Trespassing Youths

    • I am about to cross the road – now where’s my “hand holder”, solicitor and counsellor – I could not of course be expected to understand the inherent dangers, I am only an adult!
      Swim into the mouth of a shark, get eaten, c*nt swimmers fault – no sympathy.
      I do not need telling not to do anything stupid or dangerous, it would appear some do – they have my pity but I will not be hiring them as electricians anytime soon!
      Natural selection.

  1. Pathetic isn’t it? This is what our country has come to. We now have to make buildings safe for burglars and trespassers, because god forbid these precious individuals should be harmed. Our forefathers must be spinning in their graves.

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