Billy Porter

An “is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Supercunt” cunting, for American Broadway star, Billy Porter, who turned up at the 2020 Oscars ceremony in Hollywood looking every inch the freak and loon. As our American cousins say, “check it out!”:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/09/fashion/billy-porter-oscars-royal-kensington.html

Now Porter is openly gay, and good luck to him if that’s his scene. However, quite what he hoped to gain by turning up at the Oscars looking like a gawdy reject from the tranny cast of ‘La Cage aux Folles’ is another matter. If he was trying to make some sort of a statement, he did that alright. He made a statement that said, “I look like a right cunt if ever there was one”.

Porter, it has to be said that you’re a complete wanker. Now don’t ya’ll go callin’ me no bitch fo’ tellin’ it like it is.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Eddie Butler

Frankly, I’m surprised nobody has cunted this fucker before.

For those of you not in the know, Butler is the voice of BBC rugby and in the usual BBC mould of impartiality, is a Welsh Cunt (yes, I realise that is a tautology) who continually bangs on about how great the sheep shaggers are. He has a really irritating way of over pronouncing players names and is constantly used as a voice over to describe previous games, as though some kind of cosmic shift has occurred on the scale of WW1.

What has happened to the likes of Harry Commentator in the carpentry box, Murrayyyyyyyy Walker, Dan “oh, I say” Maskell, et al, that we have to tolerate second rate tossers like Butler and Linecunt?

Mark my words, it’s only a matter of time before we‘ll have a Lezza presenting “Sportsnight” with Coleman. Oh, wait a minute…

Nominated by Kunte Kunty

Russell Kane

Russell Kane is a cunt…

This smug fucker is a ‘comedian’ who (naturally) is on the BBC. What he does is a thing called “Alternative Obituaries”. This is basically him mincing in front of a camera and bitching over the bad points of dead historical figures. The thing is that it offers nothing new and anything he says is well documented, or known elsewhere. John Lennon was nasty to women, Queen Victoria was a sex maniac who wore poor old Albert out..tell us something we don’t fucking know. Also, it’s the smug and self-satisfied way he does it. I notice he only slags off dead people; there will be no ‘alternative history’ for the likes of Stormzy, Steptoe Corbyn, Meghan Markle, fucking Ono, the religion of peace and the like, because – according to BBC law – these people do not have faults and are beyond criticism. I can’t actually believe the BBC spunk the licence payers’ money on this shit. Oh wait..oh, yes I fucking can.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/ideas/playlists/russell-kanes-alternative-obituaries

Nominated by Norman

Matthew McGreevy

I have said some harsh things about Mrs. Boggs, but I am indebted to her for this her maiden cunting (no – not her), but as she is a TV and soap addict she knows all there is to know about the poofters of TV.

Mr McGreevy is as camp as a row of tents – limp wristed, effeminate, suggestive. It seems he is a special ‘friend’ of that brave TV “Personality” (with all the personality of an unflushed turd) Phillip Schofield:

https://www.politicalite.com/entertainment/watch-phillip-schofield-was-spotted-on-cosy-date-with-alleged-lover-in-2015/

As all good friends do, they had a little quarrel and it seems McGreevy just might have intimated to Schofield that he was going to ‘out’ him, so Schofield got in first with his tears, and confessions, and a slap in the face to Mrs. Schofield the spouse (is she not fragrant?)

So if it had not been for this little poofter McGreevy (whose nose seems to have inspired the design of the Concorde), we might never have known that a man who spends every day on TV wearing make-up, doing wimmins things on TV, and enjoying girly chats with his girlfriends, drooling over pop musicians and soap stars and flapping his wrist while giving faux gravitas to his pronouncements was (as Mrs Boggs puts it) “one of them”.

They are a pair of cunts. I don’t think Schofield is brave since pooftery is almost compulsory on TV.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

‘FYI’ on Sky News

Sunday mornings after enjoying a walk with the dog, I like to make my breakfast, (bacon and eggs on brown bread, yes it was lovely, thanks for asking) a cup of tea (2 sugars) and sit and catch up on the news. I like my current events with a tinge of leftie virtue signalling, so watch Sky News. I like watching Sophie Ridge tie politicians in knots.

Anyway, they have a kids news programme on called “FYI” and its a bunch of mixed gender, mixed race, carefully selected bunch of precocious little brats! The type of kid who goes to stage school. Over indulged little bastards, who mainly talk about the environment,
how naughty Trump and Boris are and any and all from a left wing agenda. I’m a father and I like kids; used to be one, but if I had a kid like one of these media brats, I’d donate him to Gary Glitter.

They should be out knocking a ball about, smashing windows in empty factories, playing split the kipper. etc. Not swanning round in makeup telling adults a skewed view of the news.

Get yer homework done, yer little shits!

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt