Royal Weddings

Beatrice the Contessa is marrying into a family much posher than her own: Princess, 31, will gain an Italian title and a palazzo. Princess Beatrice and Edoardo Mapelli Mozzi are set to tie the knot this Spring:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8060603/How-Beatrice-Contessa-marrying-family-posher-own.html

And who will pick up the tab for this extravaganza? The ungrateful Prince “I know nuffink abaaaaaaht it” Andrew, or the incredibly rich family she is marrying into?

Nope, a very generous contribution will be made by you’ve guessed it, none other than the increasingly-hacked-off with the Royal Family, Great British taxpayer.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Willie stroker

Keira Bell

I would like to nom for a cunting one Keira Bell.

This 23-year old woman has decided to take legal action against the NHS gender clinic for not challenging her enough on her transition to become a man. She decided to start with the transition at the age of 16 and was prescribed puberty blockers and has had her breasts removed. As she has got older, she now accepts the fact she is a woman and regrets taking the steps to be a man. She now blames the NHS for allowing her to go through with it at such a young age.

Again it seems to be a blame game and seeing a chance of compensation for a decision she clearly made herself. If she wins this case, then this country is well and truly fucked.

Sorry I haven’t added a picture as I don’t know how to do I’m afraid. Maybe admin might be kind enough to help me out…Your wish is our command, Telly!

Nominated by Telly as it is

A Jerry Lee Lewis, “Goodness gracious, I’m All Shook Up” (something there for the 6.5 Special generation) cunting please, for Miss/Mr Bell (I am not sure if the silly cunt itself knows what it is):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51676020

It seems Miss, or Mr Bell, when a butch tomboy girl as a teenager, fancied the idea of becoming a man. She did, but it seems he/she didn’t like having a dick and is now blaming the NHS for ITS own fucked up, muddled thinking.

I doubt, given the burdens the NHS is constantly under, it press-ganged her into having two off and one put on, but it seems that Bell now thinks the NHS shouldn’t have taken any notice of its ramblings, as it was underage at the time. Looking at it today, it seems to be either an effeminate male or a slightly butch female. Arseholes and tongues need not come into it, as far as I am concerned anyway. The mind boggles.

I’d say grow a pair, but I suspect that would cause Bell even more heartache.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

A 23-year-old woman who is taking legal action against an NHS gender clinic says she should have been challenged more by medical staff over her decision to transition to a male as a teenager. A judge gave the go-ahead this week for a full hearing of the case against the Tavistock and Portman NHS Trust:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-51676020

Let’s get this right, the stupid bitch wanted to get a sex change.

Despite patients actually in need of serious medical attention waiting months for their operations, money was spent on this individual who was “prioritised ahead of and received the non urgent treatment that she wanted.

Now she has the audacity to try and screw even more money from the NHS for actually carrying out her wishes at no cost and to the detriment of others.

The NHS should be for British people only with genuine and urgent medical attention which in my humble opinion should not include badly thought out and fanciful sex changes/transitioning.

No wonder the NHS is struggling to cope. It’s hardly rocket science.

Nominated by Willie Stroker

Tim Leunig

Tim Leunig, a government adviser, has come out with the advice that the UK does not need farmers. He argues that the food sector is not ‘critically important’ to the economy – and that agriculture and fishery production ‘certainly isn’t’. He claims that the agriculture and fishing industries make a negligible contribution to the economy.

In his controversial comments, he also suggests farmers should not be given tax breaks denied to other industries. What a wanker.

He says that ‘as a logical possibility, a nation (or region) can import stuff. We see that in many places for many goods and services. Singapore imports (almost) all its food, Germany all its oil, Japan all its planes and all its oil, Australia and New Zealand import all their cars, all their planes and all their oil, while Iceland imports oil, cars, planes and graduate-level education.’ If you don’t want to see Dick Fiddler out of a job, please support this cunting.

Take one look at this cunt and you will.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/02/29/21/25371442-8060473-image-a-56_1583013335416.jpg

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt

Tim Leunig deserves a monumental CUNTING.

The halfwit, who looks as though his mummy changes his nappy, dresses him before she gives him his lunch money and sends him off to “work”, thinks that the UK can import all of its food, abandon its fishing industry and become dependent on the rest of the world for our basic needs. Successive governments have already sold the UK’s arse to China, then this CUNT advises that we should give everything away and become like Singapore, a former British territory which was, ironically, established by The East India Trading Company (there is a clue in the name, fuckwit Leunig!)

Tim’s mummy has obviously never allowed her runt to visit a farm as there are no nappy changing facilities for her to minister to his needs. Fuck off and die, Tim ‘CUNT’ Leunig. It is a good job mummy can bottle feed you when the UK can no longer produce solid food for adults.

Nominated by Sir Cuntalot

Spy in the Wild (BBC Shite)

I’d like a 1080p cunting please, for this pathetic, boring and above all total waste of licence fee (telly tax).

The programme, as far as I can deduce, is about dumping a robotic animal lookalike into the animals environment, to observe behaviour. The robot mimics the animals movement, etc, whilst it’s camera, which is one of its eyes, films.

Straight away, I noticed that there was some cunt filming the robot that was supposed to be filming, rendering the whole thing fucking pointless. There was a smattering of footage from the robot, but that paled into insignificance because some cunt was filming it.The robots were quite sophisticated and quite lifelike, so they must have cost an absolute fucking fortune, add to that the variety of animals they produced.

The whole thing was so shit, I couldn’t bear to watch anymore, which for me was very out of character, as I love nature programmes. It did, however, inspire me to consider “spy cunt”, whereby I place a robot cunt in Costa Coffee and observe lots of woke cunts saying “ can I get a….”

Nominated by Cuntington Smythe

Anti Social Behavior Order

Now it would seem that we need to remind all of you a few of the site rules.

Important stuff

Whether you’re new here or whether you’re an old hand, this is how it works…

Nominations :

Leave the name of your nomination, and the reason why, on the nominations page by clicking the big red button on the front screen or ‘NOMINATE’ in the menu and, as soon as we can be arsed to do it, we’ll post the cunt for you.

We won’t write your cunt up for you, so if you can’t be fucking bothered, neither can we!

A couple of rules :

(1) Don’t nominate a cunt anonymously or use an eMoji for a name ‘cos it fucks up our spam filters and you’ll disappear and never see the light of day. Make up a name, you lazy cunts. Only snowflake cunts use eMoji!

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