Hello? what my Nokia 3210 has been hacked and they’ve deleted my snake high score???

Cunters for your venom I give you these cunts who have nothing better to do than boil my piss with these wastes of my time.

Today in the shower, when Mrs CuntyMort informs me my phone is ringing. Fingerprint needed to operate, She bless her cant remember her own birth date. FFS

A look on who called me told me it was an awning company. When said twats are awarded an audience, they seem to get upset when I tell them to insert said goods up the tradesmans entrance.

Advice to above sales cunts, Don’t ring me, I’ll ring you if I want your shitty wares.

Nominated by: CuntyMort

You heard it here first from the IsAC News team.

We lost

As to be expected it was a penalty shoot out.

so feel free to name and shame your cunts below.

Unless you are American that is, then its just soccer.

Cuntdown surely?

A Two For One cunting for Channel 4, please, for their rugby coverage and new Countdown presenter, Anne Robinson.

I tuned in to watch the Lions match on Saturday and not only did they have some fucking bird presenting it, they had another fucking tart, ‘Nollie Waterman’ giving her ‘Expert’ analysis.

Ever played at this level, love? No? Well, your analysis is as relevant as mine would be to a fucking surgeon. Why the FUCK is EVERYTHING being ruined?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/rugby-union/2021/04/12/nolli-waterman-finds-voice-tackles-trolls-new-documentary/

Changed link, previous one broke the borders.

Now, to Countdown. Personally, I couldn’t give a fuck if the new presenter is female, (But there’ll never be three male ‘stars’ on a show, that’s for fucking sure), but, couldn’t the cunts have picked someone who doesn’t sound like she’s having a fucking stroke???

I swear, if I’m ever a contestant, I’m going to ask her to repeat ‘You can’t teach an old dog new tricks’…

Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt 

We here at IsAC do not endorse this song, it’s a bit rubbish.

Yesterday my granddaughter said to me ‘grandad, what’s a hypocrite?’. Well, we looked up the word so that she could get a concise definition rather than a ramble from me. This is what we found;

1. a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion 2. a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs.

This really got me thinking about just how much I loathe hypocrites. We all know the breed. It’s politicians who harange us to behave in a certain way, then do the opposite themselves.

It’s climate change warriors who preach about the dangers of global warming to the rest of us, whilst travelling about in gas-guzzlers, or on first class flights or private jets. It’s multi-millionaire football players who take the knee to an avowed Marxist BLM.

It’s terrorists who lob hundreds of rockets into Israel then bleat about being the victims of ‘human rights violations’ and ‘war crimes’ when the Israelis have the audacity to retaliate. It’s ‘woke’ wankers who burble about ‘hope not hate’ then pile ‘cancel culture’ vitriol and abuse on anyone not slavishly adhering to their snowflake agenda.

It just goes on, and on…Fucking hell, there are lots of these cunts about. Now in keeping with the ‘let he who is without sin’ philosophy, I’ll hold my hand up and admit that I must have been guilty of hypocrisy at some point, probably we all have.

How then can I justify criticising others for the same offence?. Simple; I’ll own up to acting the cunt on occasion, and give latitude to anyone who does likewise.

No, the difference is that I’m not trying to act like one of those sanctimonious cunts who talk down to the rest of us publicly about how we should think and act, while thinking that the rules don’t apply to them, or that they’re morally superior to the rest of us.

So stand up Matt Hancock, Flabbott the Hutt, Yasmin Alibaba and the rest of the race-baiters, Capt. Beaky and the boys, Emma Thompson, the Duke and Duchess of Netflix, Owen Jones, Steve Coogcunt,Tony Blair, John Major, Bono, Gary Lineker… Bloody Nora, there’s a million of you, and you know who you are.

Bow to the applause and take your place on the IsAC wall of honour; you’ve earned it.
Hypocrites to the left of me, hypocrites to the right. Cunts

Nominated by: Ron Knee

I bet you thought I’d post the picture of the crying German child didn’t you? I have some standards you know.

An emergency cunting please, for the latest shitty “social meeja” bollocks.

It seems the sight of 22 millionaires kicking a ball around, occasionaly falling over then putting on a hammy display of agony, as would befit an Emmerdale Farm actor, is too rich for the blood of the proletariat, and they need, – nay, DEMAND – an “emergency” bank holiday on Monday 12th July to recover and be with their fam-i-lees.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/bank-holiday-england-win-euro-2020-boris-johnson-b944866.html

Why, for Gods sake?. Surely the past 400 plus days has been a permanent holiday for many of them, and, even now, they are refusing to return to their offices.

Production and output is down, yet they need yet another day off, because watching others do physical exercise (for which they are paid handsomely) is too much for them.

This is one of those occasions when we need another Kweer Charmer warning, backed up by his yappy little lapdog Jon Ashworth, and driven home by the Mince of Darkness, Mandy, but all is silence…….

To think, in the RN we didn’t even get Sundays off and even in civvy street we never got the never ending public holidays regarded now as a right, not a privledge.

Nominated by – W. C. Boggs

And who says we’re not topical?