He’s no Daley Thompson let’s face it.

Ready for the next embarrassing Olympic cunt that is some cunt I had never heard of up until now Ben Whittaker, this wanker has thrown his teddy out of his playpen because he didn’t get a gold medal for boxing.

This fuck monkey looked like a total cunt on the podium, face down to his nuts, refusing to shake hands with his betters and generally acting like a petulant child, same as he did when he didn’t win at FIFA against his mates.

This cunt must have been trained by the other wanker David Haye, its been years since I saw a boxing bell end like this and that’s fucking saying something.

Arse boy got a silver but was holding it like he had a handful of used condoms, maybe his trainer or his dad wants to give him a slap around the chops.

This sad prick also wants to run for mayor of Wolverhampton, I know the place is an utter dump but they don’t deserve this whinging cunt as mayor to make things for the locals.

So bad loser Ben Whittaker you are now in the embarrassing Olympic wankers club with the knitting fa**ot and the excuse makers…. Cunt

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Nominated by – Fuglyucker

Link kindly provided by – Dickie Dribbler

She gets right up your nose and some.

She’s had a baby, hope it likes drugs.

She’s had a baby via surrogate and she isn’t married, plenty of women have done that, yet she seems to think this is ground breaking. Listen to this cobblers:

“I wanted to do it on my own terms. I now appreciate how radical it is for us as women to think about one of the most fundamental parts of our destinies in this way. I hope we arrive at a point in which it’s normalised to not want a ring in order to have a crib.”

She can’t have a baby and get on with it, has to make it about some empowering women bollox and demonise the family unit. Seems to suffer from the same malaise as the Megalodon – can’t speak normally, has to talk in excruciating woke wibble.

Nothing wrong with being married and having a baby; more people do this than being single. Don’t demonise the family. Its not just The Guardian lauding her praises, same bs was in The Daily Mail.

On her own terms? Is that with the help of $7 million Depp had to give her? An enormous pile of cash she promised she’d give to charity.

p.s. She’s shit in Aqua Man.

Nominated by – Cuntologist

He’s a born and raised scientologist too.

How this tosser is revered as some sort of postmodern ‘genius’, I will never fucking know. Everything this man has ever done has been nicked. Early songs like ‘Truckdrivin’ Neighbours Downstairs’ and ‘Beercan’ (I liked Beercan – DA) came across as substandard and limp wristed Gram Parsons or Neil Young.

With his big break, ‘Loser’, Beck defined the early Nineties US rock whining slacker. Like an American Neil from The Young Ones, or a passion-less Kurt Cobain. ‘Loser’ was a heavily contrived and staged piece of self-loathing and self-pity to lure in the music press and MTV.

With Odelay, Beck somehow ended up as name to drop and the hip 90s hero. But like that other talent-free 90s cunt, Twatboy Slim, Beck’s Odelay is just garish crap and cheap thievery, the musical equivalent of nylon shirts, cheap cologne, and Del Boy style slacks.

Ripping the riff off the Beatles ‘Taxman’ (already done by The Jam with ‘Start!’), some sitar samples (again, been done) and badly made Austin Powers style videos were unquestionably lapped up by cunts like NME and various celebrity bellends of the time and seen as ‘cool’. When it was just so much second hand shite.

Beck makes out he is man of many styles, but in fact he is a master of none. Like those other unoriginal cunts, Oasis, Beck made his ‘living’ out of stealing off other artists (allegedly – DA).

He may see himself as some sort of enigmatic and gifted Scott Walker (RIP) type figure. But Scott was a one-off who was always true to his art. While Beck is a clown who makes The Ruttles look original.

And let’s not even start on Beck’s latest ‘collaboration’ with Paul McCuntney. (I won’t defend this though – DA)

Nominated by – Norman

(More guff info here – Day Admin All About Beck )

No, me neither, until i had the misfortune to find out what the cunt had done.

Link to the murdering fuck.

“Loka, an Albanian national who had entered the country illegally, claimed he fled after the collision because he had panicked about the consequences for his immigration status.”

Here when he shouldnt be, mowing old folk down and leaving them for dead.

Not to worry though, because Multi-Culturalism enriches us all!

Spear the fucking cunt with a javelin.

Nominated by – GeneralZod

Whoa whoa whoooooa whoooa whoooa. Top lyrics.

The Great Gig In The Sky is a load of cunt.

No, I am not referring to any sort of reference to a possible afterlife (yeah right).
I am, of course, writing about the Pink Floyd ‘tune’ that resides on Side 2 of ‘The Dark Side Of The Moon’.

Now, me and the Mrs like a bit of Pink Floyd. But I personally have never been able to stand this particular so-called ‘masterpiece’. Initially, it’s a nice song. Rick Wright (RIP) plays his piano beautifully and Dave Gilmour swoops in and out with subtle guitar.

Then Nick Mason’s drums kick in and it all turns to shit. Some session singer (Clare Torry, I think) just screams a load of ear splitting lyricless yelling, sounding like someone has put chili sauce, fireworks and itching powder down her knickers.

It really is the most awful noise, and if Yoko Fucking Ono had done it on a Beatles record, it would rightfully be called out for the tuneless racket that it is. But because it’s on ‘Dark Side’ and it’s ‘Ver Floyd’ it rarely gets any criticism. But the truth is it’s fucking awful.

The most laughable bit being Torry later astonishingly got a co-songwriting credit with Wright for the song. A songwriting credit and royalties for a done on the spot fucking flailing noise?!! Music by R. Wright and incoherent screeching by Torry? Fucking priceless. I bet Roger Waters was happy about that one, eh?

It is an awful record, but the lesson being? Women and top rock bands should not be mixed, simple as that. Zep and The Who never did it, so there is no Plastic Ono Band or Great Gig In The Sky to taint their legacies and no Clare Torry or Yoko to bite them on the arse and interfere later down the line.

The original version of Great Gig is far superior. With Wright’s music being allowed to breathe as the (then current) coverage of Apollo XVII replaces Torry’s squawking.

The song

Nominated by – Norman